Yes, hello, Funatic here,
I am slightly phoning it in this week, giving y’all a new iteration of the character summaries – now including Korith. I felt like it was time to update everything and it's best to get everyone on the same page about what the characters can do. So,...
2023-05-03 15:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostA distant aftertaste of the seed lingered on Reysha’s tongue. It was sweet beyond anything else, perhaps even sweetness itself. Not even the gods remembered if the fruits of the Omniverse came before the fruits on the Leaves and the one that came before did not care for tastes.
... 2023-05-03 15:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post“I have found the missing shirt.” Claire immediately bowed her head – primarily in Lee’s direction. “It was my mistake. I mindlessly tossed it in with the other black laundry. I apologize deeply for suspecting you for something that was my own incompetence.”
“I, u...
2023-05-02 03:07:45 +0000 UTC View PostAs was typical, she awoke thirsty.
Curled up inside a lily the size of a car, she reached for the little ball of tree bark. A single, thick, waxy leaf covered a hole in the smooth surface. Tilting it backwards, she let the sweet water inside fill her mouth. Gulp for gulp, she r...
2023-05-01 17:19:49 +0000 UTC View PostIt is done.
I will once again remind that you are NOT allowed to share this PDF. I will do a public release starting next month. Same goes for the artwork you will find within this volume.
I hope it will be everything you waited for.
2023-04-29 22:19:35 +0000 UTC View PostJohn entered his living room in one of the best moods he could have possibly been in. “I am- Something off?” The moment he burst in through the door, he was met not by the usual grouping of available maids, but by a contemplative silence.
Aclysia and Claire stood, hands on ...
2023-04-29 18:23:33 +0000 UTC View PostMonday concluded with nothing done but the usual paperwork. Tuesday was much the same. All that was notable about these days was that John was testing the limits of what Hailey, Lorelei, Scarlett, and Lee could take in a single day. He had calculated how much raw time it would take f...
2023-04-28 16:52:22 +0000 UTC View PostMultiple cumshots dumped simultaneously did not count as three separate instances of orgasm. That was simultaneously saddening and convenient. It meant he had no excuse to keep all of his bodies in the constant fuckfest that became the lives of the crafting haremettes for the next co...
2023-04-27 20:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostApexus ate the two Bloody Serpents and split the boss with Reysha. Aclysia tried to preserve some of the meat. It was surprisingly easy. The high liquid content would have made it a terror to dry out under normal circumstances. With her magic, it shrivelled up nicely, leaving a blood...
2023-04-26 17:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Just realized I hadn't published this one yet, so here you go, double load of Hailey
2023-04-26 12:30:29 +0000 UTC View Post
And here is our mechanic in various states of undress~
There will not be a proper lewd commission next month, for monetary reasons. I might have something else for you though~
Y’ello, Fun here – this is not a chapter, this is just me putting out all the updated character sheets. This is after the last boss fight but before John starts pumping loads… I mean levels into the non-combat girls. There’ll be new sheets for that after.
I’ll start w...
2023-04-25 12:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post“Hmm, that’s convenient,” John said.
“Elaborate?” Undine requested. The slime girl was sitting on a short pillar of ice. A fascinating and yet so common picture. Common interpretations of slime girls had them dislike freezing temperatures, for obvious reasons. In the ...
2023-04-24 22:01:58 +0000 UTC View PostJohn couldn’t place quite why he felt this certainty.
It was a day of the grinding session like any other. It was one of the last days, yes, but not the last day. Yet, it pulsed through him. It had started when he woke up with her cuddled up to him, the only one in a bed of nude forms to ...
2023-04-22 17:12:53 +0000 UTC View PostDay 17 of the grinding session.
John was sitting on his own in the gaming room, just listening to a podcast and playing Sekiro. The boss was giving him a hard time, if only because John was letting it. For him, these games based on correct reactions were only a challenge when t...
2023-04-21 17:51:55 +0000 UTC View PostThe Ambassador Double, Aclysia, Beatrice, Nia, Sylph, Siena, Salamander, Undine, Lydia and Momo, that was their configuration as they advanced through the ice area of Astria.
As could be expected of an area of that element, the floor was generally frozen and slippery. Targeting...
2023-04-20 18:16:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe chamber in the lower most strata of Serpent Heart was a kilometre across. All light in the dungeon originated from the large, fleshy structure at the centre of the donut shaped chamber. It connected the roof and floor in a pillar of smoothly narrowing and then broadening flesh. A...
2023-04-19 15:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post
‘I should consider Intellect after I get Endurance to 500,’ John thought. He was getting his Endurance up to have more HP. By all means, his MP was a sec...
2023-04-18 07:11:51 +0000 UTC View PostJohn was standing at the crossroads and it was all to do with the purple pouch of velvet that lay on the table. The Court Dust was contained within sewn shut fae flower petals, waiting to be freed and sucked up someone’s nostrils. A complicated mix of emotions filled John as he loo...
2023-04-17 17:44:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Predictably, the Enchantress had been in the uppermost chambers of the highest spire in the city. The path there had been winding and complicated, full of magical puzzl...
2023-04-15 09:50:18 +0000 UTC View PostJohn was enjoying the new kind of Raiding more with every day that passed. It was just nice to have two bodies at home so he could spend time with all the haremettes that usually just hung out without him while he was off grinding. It gave him that precious time to connect deeper wit...
2023-04-14 12:56:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Creator Puppet was exchanged for the Ambassador Double. While the Raiding continued, the golem would continue practicing with the mace. Frustratingly, none of what he did stuck properly. Consciously, he knew that he was making all of these little mistakes while having his duels a...
2023-04-13 23:44:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe healing fountain room was a sanctuary from enemy attacks and the claustrophobic lighting of the tunnels alike. Both were welcome, but the former was more important.
Apexus retrieved the key resting between the parallel bones of his forearm. As it passed through the membrane...
2023-04-12 19:16:53 +0000 UTC View Post
They didn’t do anything else on the 6th day – mostly because barely any time of the 6th day was left. After John tossed the two Phalanx items into the wastebin in the Loot Basin, he just took a shower and went to sleep. He awoke on the 7th day surrounded by the fragrance of need....
2023-04-06 16:17:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe Serpent’s Heart drummed distantly. The pulse was accompanied by a waxing and waning in the intensity of the red light that came from the network of warm veins that covered the walls. The illumination travelled up the tunnels and the veins, basking the party in rhythmic illumina...
2023-04-05 17:46:53 +0000 UTC View PostJohn stretched, wonderfully refreshed, and immediately sought out Delicia for a good morning brat breaking. After playing the submissive for Siena and Rave, his dom instincts had come back with a vengeance and demanded to be gratified.
Half an hour later, he left a giggling, qu...
2023-04-04 19:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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