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The Gamer Chapter 1678 – A Sick Tribe

In the broadest terms, John was familiar with three kinds of native American communities, which then came in two different categories. There were those that held onto their old beliefs, those that partly modernized, and those that were effectively just another ethnic group wit...

The Gamer Chapter 1677 – The Dull Part

After such an eventful first night, one would expect that the days after were also covered in various happenings. This was far from the truth. Besides the constant orgies, which were always interesting, the only things the party did was explore.

The jungle was… disappo...

The Gamer Chapter 1676 – Consider the Reaper

John woke up with a splitting headache.

He had expected complications, yes, potentially massive ones, even. This was more than a complication, this was worrying, incredibly worrying even. “How is it only the second day of the expedition and we’re already dealing with...

The Gamer Chapter 1675 – City Steps [Claire POV]

‘Wonder how Layla is doing?’

Claire rubbed the back of her neck, then glanced at the back of her hand. The brown skin was unfamiliar and yet not. Merciless rays had scorched her skin in a life long past. Paleness had taken its place once her vampiric powers had fully...

The Gamer Chapter 1674 – On her Own [Layla POV]

Layla felt a void in her heart.

They had left. Layla had been informed of that fact well in advance, although she had not been told where to. She could have found out on her own. She was quite adept at finding things out about John’s whereabouts. It would cost her a pr...

The Gamer Chapter 1673 – Base Established

The negotiations concluded within 30 minutes.

Most of the talks consisted of John answering questions or avoiding doing so. The final outcome of the negotiations was simple: the group before him would enter a vassalage contract with Collide for the time being, allowing h...

The Gamer Chapter 1672 – Touchdown

“We are now closing in on the airstrip,” Aclysia informed all of them.

That was the warning to step it down on the orgy and start with the cleaning up. Fifteen minutes later, they were all out of the shower and clothed. Another five minutes later, the plane touched d...

The Gamer Chapter 1671 – Bird Cat Wrangling

Velka was halfway up the stairs of the plane before she decided to sit down.

John groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. He had been trying to coax Velka into the machine for the better part of thirty minutes. First he had needed to find her, then he needed to keep ...

The Gamer Chapter 1670 – The Final Pre-Expedition Meeting

Sometimes, John looked at his harem and found it a genuine wonder that they all could be silent. This was not only because of several boisterous and chatty personalities in the room, but also because of the sheer scope of it. Back in school, any gathering of more than 10 stude...

The Gamer Chapter 1669 – Maids and Metra [Erotic Content]

Having the advantage of proximity, Claire and Delicia struck first. The unequal duo turned their previous nuzzling against his sides into a lustful embrace. Huge and petite breasts squished against his chest. Fingers pressed into the ample behind of the vampire. The maids took...

The Gamer Chapter 1668 – Perks, Perks, Perks Part 2

“Alright, next one,” John said, taking a pause to squeeze Claire’s thigh. The vampire was visibly tempted to keep his hand where it was, or draw it deeper between her legs, but let him go to do his thing.

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The Gamer Chapter 1667 – Season 3 Arc 11 Start – Perks, Perks, Perks

The wedding came and went. Velka’s birthday came and went. Salamander’s contract day came and went. Rave’s birthday came and went. Undine and Sylph’s contract day came and went.

Suddenly, it was the evening of the 31st of August.

‘There are minutes in whi...

Season 3 Arc 10 – Author’s Note

Whew… it’s been 600k words again…

Alright, so, a few things to address before I get to the chronological breakdown.

First things first: harem bloat situation. Obviously I said last time around that I wanted to pause the harem additions for a bit and… I have...

The Gamer Chapter 1666 – Season 3 Arc 10 Finale – And Rings

A half-circle chamber was the chosen setting for the event. Animated liquids swirled within the panes of the tall windows, catching the morning light and carrying it forwards as paths of many colours.

Curved benches filled the room, sorted around the broad, central walkw...

The Gamer Chapter 1665 – Best Man Finale – The Best Man’s Speech

At the end of an eventful ten hours, about half of which John spent in various private retreats not to exhaust his social batteries, the event reached the final official gathering of the first day. Catering would continue without pause, but the various musicians and game hosts would take a...

The Gamer Chapter 1664 – Best Man 4 – Random Encounters 2

After that whole thing, John felt like discussing something less potentially precarious than sex relations. He left the chamber to find someone to talk to. Since they were now walking in less frequented corridors, he also put his arm around Aclysia’s waist.

John’s mi...

The Gamer Chapter 1663 – Best Man 3 – Random Encounters

‘Wonder who that was,’ John thought as he walked back into the building. ‘I could still check…’ All it would take was for him to turn around and use Observe. He could just check out the passive window too. ‘Bad manners,’ he reminded himself. He had one too many t...

Ehtra Commission Finished

Three outfits for this chocolate angel.

Bonus Naked Dogeza,

As per usual, you may not reupload the full resolution versions.

The Gamer Chapter 1662 – Best Man 2 – Need. [Layla POV]

‘I’m going to meet him. I’m going to meet him. I’m going to meet him.’

The thought echoed with excitement in her head. Shivers of pleasure wandered up and down her body. His proximity was more pronounced than ever. Months ago, she would have passed out. Weeks a...

The Gamer Chapter 1661 – Best Man 1 – Beginning the First Day

John checked himself in the mirror.

His usual suit had been exchanged for one of a dark shade of blue, his shirt was a clean white, the tie in between an interplay of gold and black. The suit was of lesser quality than his regular one. How could anything tailored by mort...

The Gamer Chapter 1660 – Days until the Wedding Finale – His Vampire

“I’m so excited, John, I just don’t know what to do with myself!” Claire was rummaging and tip-toeing around the various shelves she kept in her room. Each went from floor to ceiling and held various potted plants. Little spiderlings constantly skittered between the ba...

The Gamer Chapter 1659 – Days until the Wedding 8 – Three Different Women

It occurred to John that he may have sat among three of his haremettes that were the most different from each other.

Aclysia, with all of her grace and all of her hidden craziness, kneaded the muscles of his shoulders. Metra, raging openly at the Dark Souls boss, drummed...

The Gamer Chapter 1658 – Days until the Wedding 7 – Short, impudent things

“Master… they’re big, right?” Delicia put the backs of her hands under the base of the squishy bits of her chest. “My boobs,” she added, as if John had been looking anywhere else.

The Gamer was more than a little confused. More than the question itself, it wa...

Commission - Illuminare

Less about Rave (even though she is a cutie) and more her bodysuit. Another entry into the weapons and equipment series.

The Gamer Chapter 1657 – Days until the Wedding 6 – Dragons and an Angel

Lu Zhi wore a dress that truly was of imperial fashion. That was to say, it was so utterly impractical that no one outside of a position of luxury could have ever justified even commissioning it.

Three layers of fabric, blue, then gold, then green, covered her petite for...

The Gamer Chapter 1656 – Days until the Wedding 5 – Bride and Groom

“Smile and wave, buddy, smile and wave,” Maximillian whispered out of the corner of his mouth.

John suppressed a sigh and did as requested. The carriage rolled down the circular street around the palace of Prague for its third round. The street existed for two reason...

The Gamer Chapter 1655 – Days until the Wedding 4 – Math Rock

It was Thursday morning, after breakfast and breakfast orgies.

John was left in the apartment with Momo, Scarlett, Gnome and Nia. “Is my country really going to be fine if the three of us aren’t working on anything?” the Gamer asked, pointing first at himself, then...

The Gamer Chapter 1654 – Days until the Wedding 3 – Blessed Quiet

A jungle was not a place one associated with peace, yet it was so. The Jungle de Des, as it was called, existed in tranquil reverence to the mistress of this island.

One hand raised, the other pressed to her chest, Undine swayed to the rhythm of her own song. Every note ...

The Gamer Chapter 1653 – Days until the Wedding 2 – Bunny and Cat

“Ya ever wonder if we could Combine?”

The question alone gave John a headache. It had been posed by Rave and was now being contemplated by Sylph. “I’d rather not deal with… Rylph?” he groaned and was promptly stabbed in the cheek by his unhappy fiancée’s i...

The Gamer Chapter 1652 – Days until the Wedding 1 – A big date

There was no way John could cram a proper Kingdom visit into the remaining three days until the wedding, so he did not try. Instead, he had Ehtra schedule something that he wanted to do all the time.

Ehtra sat at the breakfast table, moving things around on her pad using...