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The Gamer Chapter 1651 – Worship of the Shiny One

 

“No.”

“…N-no?”

“No.” Lydia tapped the pommel of her sheathed weapon. “My love, how come these missions with you so often derail?”

“It hasn’t quite derailed yet.” John stepped forwards. “Ehem, if I may explain. My name is John Newman ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1650 – Finding the Kobold Kingdom

 

The Mine’s central elevator rattled. Old gears and old cords went into movement, except that neither the gears nor the cords were old. All of it was just window dressing to give the supernatural resource spawn point the feeling of a deep and mysterious mine. Considering what...

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The Gamer Chapter 1649 – Spending Time

 

The good thing about having an instant transmission home was that John was not stuck in Prague.

The bad thing about having an instant transmission home was that John was not on vacation in Prague.

“Are ya really going out and working?” Rave asked, once they had...

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The Gamer Chapter 1648 – Gaps and Hangovers

 

“So, what did we learn?” Momo asked.

The tone of the sassy support was smug to the utmost and for once John had no room to tease her back. He laid on the couch, his head pounding from the intense hangover that they were working on fixing. The whirring of the mixer on...

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The Gamer Chapter 1647 – Bachelor’s Night Finale – Privacy and Home


They found themselves in a green area. How it had been quartered away between the various caves and caverns, John wasn’t entirely sure about. Above them were manifold silver crystals, basking the environment in artificial moonlight. The silver reflected off the equally argent flowe...

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The Gamer Chapter 1646 – Bachelor’s Night 5 – On the Swaying Path


“Would,” Maximillian said.

“Really?” John asked.

“You wouldn’t?”

“Never been one for nose rings…”

The duo was looking over the railing that separated their private area from the dance floor. Beer in hand, they were checking out the various ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1645 – Bachelor’s Night 4 – Scum


The entirety of the clientele turned to the trio when they entered.

There were a great many people around. Exclusively men, John noted, all of them covered in grime. It was like stepping into the company store saloon of a coal mine. Even the furniture fit the bill, being a rams...

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The Gamer Chapter 1644 – Bachelor’s Night 3 – Layers


The three of them roamed the streets.

Evening had turned to… later evening. The advanced time of day meant fairly little in the midsummer. “Nice temperature today,” Maximillian hummed.

“…Fuck,” John cursed. The two other men turned to him. “I just thought it...

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The Gamer Chapter 1643 – Bachelor’s Night 2 – Not all that foams is beer


“Our whiskey is most tasty when poured in this specific manner,” the bartender assured and tipped the bottle. The liquid that came out was an atypical brown colour of the advertised kind of liquor. As it fell, an air spirit flew in little vortexes around the stream, directing its...

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The Gamer Chapter 1642 – Bachelor’s Night 1 – Gathering the Buddies


Sunday was without incident, leaving John more time to explore the parts of the city he was interested in. Then, much of Monday was spent just lounging around. John had that particular feeling in his stomach that always preceded important events.

“Planned out a route?” Ehtr...

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The Gamer Chapter 1641 – Oriental Mysteries


“We will consider letting you find us, if you let me go.”

The answer by the blue-eyed ninja left John puzzled. He was still thinking about it after he had handed Levro and his den off to the authorities. The two authorities, to be more exact. There was the local oversight a...

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The Gamer Chapter 1640 – It was Him [Levro POV]


Levro stretched in his seat.

Running a crime empire had always been stressful work, but it had been easier when he had the money. The office he sat in hadn’t seen natural light in a while, not since he had needed to close the complicated system of tunnels and mirrors that had...

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The Gamer Chapter 1639 – The Under Hive


John was used to fantasy coming into his life, but this descent felt more like a dungeon delve than most dungeon delves he had been in.

Narrow corridors led into vast halls where slow-moving water flowed through a large basin, only to disappear through a grate. Doors led into l...

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The Gamer Chapter 1638 – The Upper Hive


“Why are you even here?” John wanted to know. “I know I am benefitting from the fact that you are right now, but the question remains. I can’t imagine Max invited you.”

“You’re too smart to ask that question.”

“You’re someone’s plus one aren’t you?...

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The Gamer Chapter 1637 – The Stacked City


John stood at the foot of Abyssal Prague.

It was a fascinating sight, one he had not gotten to enjoy in all of its splendour last time. Back then, the city had been freshly ravaged by sleeper cells of the Blood of the Proletariat. Today, the city stood proud, any signs of damag...

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The Gamer Chapter 1636 – Arrival in Prague


For all the woes that John had about his own infrastructure, it was pleasant to know that he was not the only one.

Abyssal Prague had been erected well before even the conception of airplanes as a physical possibility. Consequently, there was no strip for the rather large machi...

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The Gamer Chapter 1635 – The Days After


In the next few days, John’s thoughts circled repeatedly around that talk.

Specifically what Lydia had said kept on popping up: ‘You should begin considering yourself a man that has a harem and stop thinking of yourself as a man building one. That part of your life is comin...

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The Gamer Chapter 1634 – A Made Bed


“We were supposed to do it together,” Metra complained. “Emrik and his need to complain really get in the way of everything fun.”

“Well, she could have waited for you… but I don’t mind that it was just her.” John played with the short bangs of the First of Hatre...

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The Gamer Chapter 1633 – Voluntarily put in her Place [Erotic Content]


“Break me.”

The two words were as much a request as they were a plea and an order. John pulled away from the angel’s lips and looked at her. She looked back, bashfully, her eyes darting between his face and the floor.

“Don’t make me repeat myself,” Ehtra mutte...

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The Gamer Chapter 1632 – A Bulwark and an Oath


“When was the last time you actually governed for a whole month uninterrupted?” Emrik asked.

John actually had to consider that question for a split second. A delay that his opposite caught up on nearly immediately. “My point is made.”

“Respectless creature,” ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1631 – Guild Hall Tier 5.5 Upgrade


John looked at the Guild Hall map as it currently was. A scanning look at all of his facilities and current districts, to consider what would need changing.

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The Gamer Chapter 1630 – Raid and Adventures Finale – Goals Reached


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The Gamer Chapter 1629 – Raid and Adventures 24 – Jade Bend


It was the ninth day of the grinding session.

Lu Zhi stood alone on her side of the divide.

Eliana stood alone on the other side. Nathalia was a few paces beside her outside the ring.

They had pushed Lu Zhi quite far along already in their numerous attempts the last...

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The Gamer Chapter 1628 – Raid and Adventures 23 – One of the Great Mysteries of the Past


Momo’s doubles placed blocks of metal on the corners of the map to assure that it stayed flat on the table. The decision to etch the map into rubber made more sense the more John looked at it. Much of the map was more than just outlines of landmasses or villages. There were grooves...

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The Gamer Chapter 1627 – Raid and Adventures 22 – Considering


John slept in on day seven.

He knew he had done so immediately after taking stock of the situation through the Mandala Sphere. The bed was almost empty, a great difference to the usual carpet of alluring bodies he found himself among. However, he had not slept so long that the ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1626 – Raid and Adventures 21 – Taking a Breather


The Hellboar huffed and puffed and sunk down. His giant legs crossed, the Raid boss sat before the gathered party. The wounds covering his enormous form sizzled, then slowly closed. “You have earned the right to try to see the truth behind this world’s desolation,” he grunted. ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1625 – Raid and Adventures 20 – Jade Dancing


Lu Zhi stood across from Siena, Sylph, Salamander, Aclysia, Nightingale, and Gnome. Six against one, two if one considered Tianlong its own entity, and yet still John held little hope for his side of the wager.

Lu Zhi was now more dragon than he had ever seen before. Thick lay ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1624 – Raid and Adventures 19 – Hellboar


“Beware of his fists, for every strike shall land stronger than the last, should the burden not be exchanged. Beware of his hooves, for every stomp announces a new wave of flames and shadow. Beware of his tests, for every one of us has a purpose, and our mettle shall be tried. Then...

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The Gamer Chapter 1623 – Raid and Adventures 18 – Timelines


“There’s something I don’t understand,” Ehtra said. “You said that the Twilight Twins were banished from the Middle Empire after the Warring States period, yes?”

Lulu nodded. The Heavenly Jade Empress sat at the edge of the white stone ring. Had it not been for Gaia...

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The Gamer Chapter 1622 – Raid and Adventures Interlewd – Dommy Bunny [Erotic Content]


“Finally,” Sylph purred.

The arcvolt elemental waited for him in one of the many isolated bedrooms of the estate. Their purposes were naps and lovemaking, nothing in-between, and John knew what purpose he was here to fulfil. The already naked, green-haired woman rose from a...

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