The Trumpening Begins
it's the eye of the tiger/it's the thrill of the fight/rising up to the challenge of our rival
Jonathan Rosenberg activity
July Haiku: Late
this haiku is late
it took a lot of effort
that is my excuse
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The Other Candidate
now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party
Weird Stuff: The Foreshadowening
monsters are grody to the max
July 2016 patron supported
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2016-07-31 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostTrump Is Not Racist
racist? I’m sorry, I thought you said rapist
SFAM is back! Thank you all for your patience and support while I was recovering. I am taking a new approach with the comics: Future updates won't be on a fixed schedule. But I will try my best to do the number of comics I have promise...
2016-07-26 05:08:49 +0000 UTC View PostDungeon Divers Animated Script Preview
Howdy! I'm taking care of some stuff I've wanted to work on for a while over the next few weeks during my hiatus/recovery. One of those things is writing the script for the animated Dungeon Divers pilot I want to make.
Since you're not getting much content from me these days I wanted to share ...
2016-07-01 15:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostJune 2016 patron supported
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2016-06-30 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostJune Haiku: The Hospital Visit
your colon explodes
it's diverticulitis
then you get pudding
Thanks for your support this month! You folks are the absolute best and it's good to know you all have my back.
P.S. I am not doing the $3+ patron comic this month as I am recovering from the disease m...
2016-06-30 03:50:05 +0000 UTC View PostOn my way home
They're discharging me from the hospital now! I'm going home. Thank you all for your support during this awful experience, I couldn't have done it without you. I have a couple of months of recovery ahead but I'll keep you up to date on what's going on. More comics soonish.
2016-06-26 15:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostThoughts about the future
I am going to change the way I live and I am excited! From now on my priority is going to be my happiness and the happiness of my friends and family. Because tomorrow we might not be here. You don't get a second chance. I'm going to stop measuring my worth by how much I accomplish, that is a bull...
2016-06-26 04:42:25 +0000 UTC View PostTummy Update 3: Movin' Right Along
Okay! Saw the doc, all good news. White blood count is back down, scans show significant reduction in swelling. Good progress. They're starting me on liquids again and they want to do one more day of IV antibiotics for good measure and then I get to go home! The scans also show a bunch of other di...
2016-06-25 14:24:52 +0000 UTC View PostTummy Update #2
Hey everyone! I'm still in the hospital. They were going to release me today but my white blood count was elevated again for MYSTERY REASONS. Hopefully it'll go down again tomorrow and they'll send me home, but it is really anybody's guess at this point what's going on. I'll try to keep you up to ...
2016-06-25 00:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostTummy Update
Just saw the doc, they're putting me back on solid food and if all goes well I get to go home tomorrow. There's going to be a few weeks still before I'm fully recovered. I'll still be on antibiotics and bed rest and a special diet. So I'm a bit concerned about hitting my promised schedule for the ...
2016-06-23 19:39:15 +0000 UTC View PostSFAM on hold
Hey everyone! Just a quick note to let you know that SFAM is on hold while I'm in the hospital recovering from diverticulitis and a ruptured colon. Comics will resume as soon as I can manage! Thanks for your patience and understanding.
2016-06-21 02:06:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Trumpkin of Interest
a trumpocalypse is, by definition, worse than you can imagine
Hail Hydrox
murder is bad in the same way michael jackson is bad
Rubber vs Glue
purple boneface’s murder pitch was adapted from a timeshare sales brochure
Original Goats Comic Art
Own your very own slice of Goats history! For a limited time I’m offering signed original Goats comic art for the insanely low price of $25 a pag...
2016-06-03 06:56:16 +0000 UTC View PostMay 2016 patron supported
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2016-05-31 23:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostLetter Of The Law
hydrox commits 70% of all typographical crime worldwide
You’re Hurting Comics
a secret nazi horse with a love for horse balls that outshines the sun and a third nipple that can talk
2016-05-30 17:56:00 +0000 UTC View PostMay Haiku: Parenting
stop that ben or I'll
send you to the spider room
now clean up your toys
I say this to Ben at least once a day. I am an excellent parent.
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2016-05-28 02:31:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Dungeon Divers Assess The Carnage
kobolds don’t need a reason to attack, cocaine is a hell of a drug