Jonathan Rosenberg

President Bannon

 I've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret or make me frown 

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January Haiku: Fucked

everything is fucked

we are doomed to die in fire

enjoy the comics

Thanks for your support this month! 

December Haiku: Syllables

here's five syllables

here is another seven

what more do you want

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GenX vs The Nazis

you’re welcome 

NEW! "Don't Blame Me I Voted For Voldemort" shirts and 2017-02-06 06:54:21 +0000 UTC View Post

More Excuses

Howdy all! I put aside today to work on the January bonus comic and all the late Patreon rewards and then they called a snow day so my plans are shot. Just wanted to give you a heads up, Patreon rewards from December and January are my first priority right now. I'll let you know more as I make progr...

The Free Exchange Of Ideas

 and then they took turns punching him forever 

The Liaison

 nobody wins in a pissfight

Ughhh

Just a quick note: I've been sick for a bunch of days so I'm running behind on lots of stuff. Please bear with me as I catch up.

Dungeon Divers Tell Ghost Stories

 every year, packs of wild libertarians chase their ideals off of cliffs. only your donation can help

December Bonus Comic: Pro Tipz

 it took me a year to fully capture the contours of his scrotal ridges 

Thank you so much for your support this month! Pro tip: click on the attachment for a super-sized comic   

Happy New Year!

Just wanted to quickly thank you all for the support you've given me this past year. 2016 was a rough one, politically, culturally, and for me, physically. But we made it through together, and we'll do the same in 2017 (or go down fighting, goddamnit). I can't wait to make more comics and goodies fo...

Year-End Excuses

Quick note: I'm going away for a couple of weeks on the 24th. I made a schedule that was going to allow me to get out all the December rewards on time and then my kids got sick all last week and completely fucked it up. 

I'm not going to be able to get everything out (especially the high-tier...

Good Grief

 happiness is a warm trump 

The Blame Game

 it’s the electoral college, stupid 

November Haiku: Daveism

with his divine grace

you can conquer all evil

let  dave inside you

  Thanks for your support this month! 

October Haiku: President Donald

president donald

eats his taco bowl alone

and thinks about tits

 Thanks for your support this month!
 

This Machine Makes Racists

racists can often be found on the internet complaining about censorship and telling other people to shut up

The President-Elect

looks like trump recaptured his assistant and lobotomized him, oh well

A Post About A Post

Someone complained, so I'm posting this to tell you to go read this post:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/milestones-6920621

TL;DR: We had a long discussion about changing the milestones and you all told m...

Dungeon Divers Declare Detente

ghosts are always ruining a good time by showing up

Quick October Rewards Update

Hey everyone! What with my uncle dying and some deadlines I had this past week, I totally forgot the October rewards. Gonna get working on them this weekend right after the Dungeon Divers strip I'm in the middle of. Thanks for your understanding and patience.

-Jon

Dungeon Divers Declare War

war, huh, yeah what is it good for absolutely nothing say it again, y'all

Hey everyone! I have some new comics scattered about the internet that you might be interested in. 

FIRST: I am doing a story for Dave Kellett's DRIVE! I have been working on it very hard and it is going to ru...

September Haiku: The Demon Comes

the seventh demon

crawls out from underneath the

oreo cookies

Thanks for your support this month!

Milestones

UPDATE: Since the sentiment is pretty much unanimous, I edited the milestone goal descriptions. to something more generic. Thanks so much for understanding everyone.

Howdy! Most of you who have been following my adventures this summer know that I'm reassessing how I do my work to ...

Dungeon Divers Digress

last call for dungeonhol

Dungeon Divers Definitely Don’t Dance

get yourself some dungeon cookies and dungeon milk

Dungeon Divers Discuss Doom

coincidentally ‘hot crap’ is the name of the multiverse’s best styx cover band

The Dungeon Divers are back! Hot damn.

Enter Bannon

stephen bannon never met a wife he wouldn’t beat

August Haiku: The Office

it is hot in my

tiny office sepulcher

mummies would love it

Thanks for your support this month!

Trump Reborn

rich people are always plucking things from the air, those lucky pluckers