Ah, so I’m in this place again.
The one with the star pyramid thing, the one that breathes. Why didn’t I remember this?
MORTAL MINDS ARE NOT MEANT TO COMPREHEND THE HEAVENS.
Oh.
Wait, what?
…
I’m pretty sure something just answered me. ...
2023-12-30 01:57:55 +0000 UTC View PostI... have no idea what to do with this information.
Nyx has been barraging me with questions that I’m probably supposed to be relaying to my paladin, but she’s been asking them so fast one after another that I haven’t had a chance to try. So instead, I’ve just been...
2023-12-30 01:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post"If you want to,” is all she says.
…
That means no, doesn’t it?
(Basically,) Nyx says with a shrug.
Huh.
I sigh a small ash cloud. “Well... is there anything else you want to do? Before I had lectures and classes and you and master, I mostly ...
“So uh, maybe the trait doesn’t make me eat souls anymore?” I say.
Izahne gives me a tired look.
Well, hit me with it. What does it say now?
(No idea. The description is literally just garbled text that keeps jumping around like static,) Nyx replies.
The...
Hello, Nerin.
It takes me less time than before to locate the eldra grocer. It’s early in the day, but clearly that hasn’t stopped them from their day’s work. I found them at their usual stall at the settlement’s main square setting out their wares.
So apparently the academy doesn’t have any lectures on weekends. Not that I’d know what to do with the time, it feels strange to have a fixed schedule and then suddenly, not.
(Most students use it for leisure or homework,) my Assistant points out.
I can’t say...
Yeah, I was right. Weird.
(Sure, but I was expecting weirder. Like much more weird.)
My paladin is softly snoring as per her nightly usual, wrapped around my arm and radiating positive emotions.
So ‘put my finger in your mouth and then drain me’ and then as...
2023-12-30 01:53:09 +0000 UTC View PostAfter I finally satisfy my hunger and we begin to leave the dungeon, Izahne, Eleonor, and the book carrier exchange contact information – at the scout’s goading. What does this mean for me considering I don’t have one of their fancy runic tablet communication gadgets...
2023-12-30 01:52:43 +0000 UTC View Post“Uh. Oops?”
I guess this is one way to meet other students. Although this one looks horrified…
“A-AHHH! I mean, sorry, s-sorry, I’m so sorry!” they squeal as they squirm out from my arms, and promptly start bowing repeatedly.
I tilt my head, while my pala...
2023-12-30 01:51:59 +0000 UTC View PostA thought transmission? Now?
I’m already seated, books and tools at the ready, and headmaster chooses now to interrupt my schedule?
It’s just as well I supposed, considering my classmates present are already filing out of the lecture hall, and so I begin packi...
2023-12-30 01:51:25 +0000 UTC View PostAfter another un-exciting… uhh excitingless… exciteless? What’s the word?
(Boring, maybe uninteresting?) Nyx offers.
Sure, we’ll go with that. After another uninteresting night spent moving the nightstand in and out of my dimensional storage, my paladin’s morning...
2023-12-30 01:50:40 +0000 UTC View PostAfter waking up literally every person in my lair, Izahne is apparently dead set on us having a party meeting. What’s the topic, you ask?
(Nobody asked.)
Shut it. Anyway, apparently me being a monster is enough cause for alarm that they all need to talk about it. &...
2023-12-30 01:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post“o wraith mother, queen of hunger,
stripped of flesh and bone
all devour, grow thy power
and make this land thy throne.”
- Ancient children’s rhyme
***
After retraining myself on when to summon clothing and some light practice w...
2023-12-30 01:49:21 +0000 UTC View PostWell, that was an incredibly boring and unsatisfying dungeon stop. Sure, I got enough souls to keep my hunger under control – the System prompt even told me so.
But, she’s still not talking to me, not like she had been. The most she says now is the bare essentials, it ...
2023-12-30 01:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not even aware that I’m terrifying. That’s what they said.
They’re wrong. I absolutely know I’m terrifying. That was the look on the face of every single goblin I’ve eaten – terror.
(That’s not what they meant,) Nyx says.
Okay, sure. Why does it matter aga...
And then the display goes dead, and the book catches fire. The teacher smothers the flames with a quickly-incanted water spell, but I’m guessing this one’s going in the ‘replace’ stack.
(Unquestionably,) my Assistant confirms.
Huh.
But I still don’t c...
2023-12-30 01:46:11 +0000 UTC View PostFirst period is about as boring as yesterday. It’s the same class, since this one is five days in a row. That means same teacher, same boring drawl, same topic that doesn’t matter. ‘Dungeoneering.’ Meh. I just hit things with my Aura and then Consume. There’s no ...
2023-12-30 01:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post“No.” Zero hesitation.
I mean, why would I!? There’s obviously something weird going on here. My paladin is acting strange and I have no idea what it means. Ah, she’s tearing up… e-ehh?
(Maybe you should just, I don’t know. Let her have this too? You’re ...
Well, that was mostly painless. I offered, they accepted, and then I dumped all their junk in my dimensional storage since it’s bigger than theirs – except Abaris, but his is full of… I’m not really sure what. Anyway, I played pack mule and ferried all that stuff t...
2023-12-30 01:44:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt sure took the teacher a long time to get here. Is that normal?
Anyway, since the headmaster themself accepted me directly, other than Izahne filling out forms for me and Nyx calling me useless, I didn’t actually have to do much of anything. And since we were apparentl...
2023-12-30 01:43:34 +0000 UTC View Post[Status]
[Name: Izahne Sebelle Emari]
[Race: Indra (Adult)]
[SYSTEM: TYPE C – Level 41 – XP 1160/42000]
[Inherent Skills: None]
[Class: Holy Sword...
2023-12-30 01:42:57 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I’m in some fancypants office, facing down some short old weirdo with a fluffy white beard.
A lot of things happened after we left my lair… first the party insisted we needed to go clothes shopping, even though we all had perfectly functional clothes – they only had a...
The mage seems particularly stimulated over this, whatever just happened.
“You didn’t even use any mana! What did you even do?” he shouts.
Meanwhile Omorth scratches his head and says, “I got a message saying I was offered a blood pact, does that mean anything?”
Ah, pe...
2023-12-30 01:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostSeeing the dumbfounded look on my face, the paladin quickly continues.
“I mean, Lady Epione told Pearl that we should keep an eye on you, and we all seem to get along pretty well, at least when you’re not trying to eat us, or whatever that was,” she mutters the last...
Darkness surrounds me, only broken by bits of sound, flashes of color. I feel… something? Suddenly, I can tell part of me is missing, but I’m not sure how.
There are muffled voices, shouting but indecipherable. I struggle to think, but my thoughts may as well be sludge.
<... 2023-12-30 01:39:27 +0000 UTC View Post[Consume has reached Level 16!]
[Aura of the Unwound has reached Level 4!]
[Dominate has reached Level 4!]
[Dominate has reached Level 5!]
[Identify has reached Level 8!]
Yeah, so I ...
2023-12-30 01:38:40 +0000 UTC View Post“So how much longer are you following me?” I ask. My patience is starting to wear a bit thin, but I’ve been ignoring them since our ‘friendly spar’. Hey, it’s not like they’re scaring away mobs or stealing my experience.
The shiny human – Izahne, apparently...
2023-12-30 01:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostHuh. This hunt has been far less entertaining than I was expecting… it’s a dungeon, after all. For some reason I thought I’d find more challenges here.
(Again, low-level dungeon. It’s designed so noobs don’t die here, at least not as easily,) Nyx answers.
<... 2023-12-30 01:37:00 +0000 UTC View PostStone shrapnel fills the air, pinging ineffectually off my runic plate mail. I’d barely dodged the dragon ogre’s blast, and quickly drag myself to my feet to interpose my kite shield between us. My quarry doesn’t leave me time to check on my companions, but I have fa...
2023-12-30 01:36:29 +0000 UTC View PostLong ago, when the planes were young, the gods of order took pity upon their mortal followers and, with the aid of the gods of creation, devised a divine apparatus that would both ensure all mortals would have the opportunity to ascend to godhood and also to maintain divin...
2023-12-30 01:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post