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[Young Master Xian]—❈—76:: There's Nothing Quite Like A Punch To The Face

A/N:: Happy New Year, everyone. Here's to hoping this one turns out better than the shit-show the last one turned out to be.

Wish you the best.

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Once More Into the Breach

So, because I'm a glutton for punishment, and also because Podium Publishing contacted me about adapting Young Master Xian into an audiobook (and they can't/won't work with me unless I have a functioning Amazon account)... yeah, I'm back on Amazon.

It's a long and weird story, but ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—75:: The Royal Banquet [V]

Xian Qigang

“Qigang!”

“Qigang, can you hear us?”

“Are you hurt? Qigang!”

It is crazy the things your mind will block out if it deems you incapable of dealing with it; loss, abuse, or in my case, an eternal moment of oneness with reality ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—74:: The Royal Banquet [IV]

Xiuying

In the face of overwhelming power, even the greatest skill and the strongest spirit is trash.

This was common knowledge among cultivators, and while it was a truth that Xiuying was fortunate enough to not have had to experience personally, it was one th...

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[Artwork] Potential New Poster

As I sit here posting this, my family is currently at my father's village celebrating the end of the mourning period for his death.

It's been six months since his burial, and since his death, my mother has had to wear all black whenever she went outside in honour of her husband.

I did...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—73:: The Royal Banquet [III]

In this world of cultivation, two things matter above all others: lineage and talent.

And while those with the former but not the latter can bluster, and pretend, and try their hardest to convince themselves that lineage matters most, everyone who knows anything about anything knows the tru...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—72:: The Royal Banquet [II]

‘How did I get here?’ I wonder not for the first time, as I face the fourteen-year-old girl, 816th Princess, Feng Qiling.

Around us, watching like silent sentinels from the high staircases surrounding the massive courtyard we’re in, the thousands of dignitaries in attendance ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—71:: The Royal Banquet [I]

Xiuying

Xiuying watched in the mirror as she transformed from a plain, mannish woman with wild, untameable hair into a regal and pristine aristocrat, and all it had taken were a few hours, the expert hands of Wu Yazhu, and clothes so priceless it was probably worth more tha...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—70:: Family Dinner [IV]

“You don’t know if you want congruence?” Mother asks, voice quiet in that fake calm way people use when they know if they let themselves feel the annoyance they’re feeling, they’ll likely kill someone.

And since I’m the someone who will be getting killed if Mother Dearest let’...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—69:: Family Dinner [III]

Xian Zexi

“Enmities are pointless, Zexi. They’re stressful and they’re stupid, especially between members of the same family… We all need friends.”

Those were the words that Zexi’s brother, Xian Qigang, seventh born and second son of the Great Xian family ...

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A Guide (somewhat) On The Layers of Cultivation

Hope this helps all of those who've been having trouble remembering the names of the Realms and their Phases.

To clarify though:

First Realm=> Foundation. ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—68:: Family Dinner [II]

You know that thing I said about how this dinner will be an unmitigated disaster?

Yeah, I fucking hate being right.

The actual dinner hasn’t started yet and I’ve already almost died once.

Actually, it’s worse than that, because I’m only now stepping foot into the house f...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—67:: Family Dinner [I]

The Xian family has seven scions, myself included, meaning that, with my mother and father, a family dinner means nine people at the dinner table. And that’s assuming no one brings a plus one, because, as I understand it, my four oldest siblings are married.

So, at minimum, that’s nine ...

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Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed: Book One (EPUB & PDF) (Explicit and Clean versions)

Complete book one of Young Master Xian Sure Has Changed in both EPUB and PDF formats for the clean version, and the version with the sex scene.

I apologize for any formatting/typographical issues you find. I've done my best but... mistakes can be made.

Thank you for supporting me thro...

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It's Official, Amazon Hates Me

Received this email from Amazon at 11:00 PM (my time) last night.

And yes, they mean it, both my account and book are gone.

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—66:: unnamed

This is our last etiquette class with Geng Zemin, and I hope that the end of it marks the last time I’ll ever lay eyes on the man.

I mean, I understand that he’s simply doing his job in the best way he knows how, but with the stress and hypercriticism that has been the very essence of o...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—65:: Amazon

Stand straighter. Sit straighter. Walk slower. Don’t fidget.

With every new lesson Mother’s etiquette instructor , one Geng Zemin, drills into me, the more my long-held belief is reaffirmed; being a proper cultivator is all about how big a stick you can act like you have shoved up your ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—64:: unnamed

I wake to a barely familiar ceiling.

Beneath me is a comfortable bed, covered in sheets that I’m sure has a thread count higher than some wages.

Seated beside the bed is a person, and my qi sense lets me know it’s Xiuying without needing to look.

“You know, you pass out a ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—63:: "It Was Nice Knowing You."

Fixing my soulscape of the Wild Qi corruption had been difficult, disgusting, and horrifying on a bone deep level I spend most waking moments trying to not remember.

It hadn’t just hurt Sunny (and me), it hadn’t just wrecked my soulscape, it had twisted it, corrupted it.

It had ...

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Live on Kindle and KU

So yeah, it's alive! Thank you all for bringing me this far, I never would have made it here without you.

The book has been properly edited, and a few scenes have had some rewriting done, so if you would like a copy to reread, or even if only to support me, View Post

[Young Master Xian]—❈—62:: unnamed

Something thumps into my side.

I grunt and make a modicum of an effort to open my eyes and see what it is, but when my eyes decidedly stay closed, I give up and keep sleeping.

The thing knocks into my side again.

It’s a foot, my sleepy mind realises, and I begin to wonder why ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—61:: FUCK. NO.

A/N:: This chapter is dedicated to Malcolm Tent. Thanks for all your help. You're a wonderful person.

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“Her Divine Majesty will see you now.”

The person who says the words is a perfectly androgynou...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—60:: 'Small D_ck Energy'

The Imperial Palace is exactly what you would expect if you know anything at all about cultivators.

If asked to describe it in one word, some people might choose ‘grand,’ or perhaps ‘expansive.’ Some might even say ‘beautiful.’

I pick ‘gaudy.’

In fact, if I was a...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—59:: Conversations in a Cultivation Circle [II]

… Her eyes move to me. “Which brings me to another matter.

“Tell me about this Sun Emperor.”

“He’s a dick,” are my first words.

Mother blinks at me, clearly not expecting that reply.

“Well, to be fair he’s not that much of a dick anymore,” I admit. “N...

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Book One Goes Down On the 20th

Hey, everyone.

So, I'm finally (almost) ready to publish on Amazon, which means that I will preemptively be taking down book one from all platforms before then.

Since the book should be published by the 25th (hopefully), I will be taking it down on the 20th.

I expect (and hope) ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—58:: Conversations in a Cultivation Circle [I]

“You’re insane,” I say to the woman who birthed me.

“No, Qigang,” she says, “I am a cultivator.”

And with those words, she returns to her meal. Just like that.

I scowl at her, annoyed by her composure. A part of me wants her to be upset, troubled by my words, but I...

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Revisiting the Matter of Book Covers

So, those of you who've been here a while will remember the disastrous book cover a so-called artist I paid a hundred dollars gave me.

Namely, this 👇🏽

Right...

Anyway, as some of ...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—57:: "I Will Climb"

My home here in the Xian Estate isn’t even half the size of the one back in Silver Springs.

It is the one thing I’ve so far found to be thankful for since my arrival, because my home back in Silver Springs was way too huge.

I think that manor had something like twelve bedrooms, no...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—56:: So I Have Spoken

The one advantage to living in an estate so large that you could probably fit a small town in it with space left over, is that going from place to place takes forever.

Of course, if you’re in a hurry then this is hardly a positive, but when you’re angry, and stressed, and maybe a little...

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[Young Master Xian]—❈—To Be HAREM Or To Be MONOGAMY

As some of you may know, the matter has come up over on QQ as to the harem tag I put in this story way back forever ago when I started it.

Some (myself included) have expressed a desire to see the story remain strictly a Qigang/Meng Yi pairing. While others have said they would much prefer ...

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