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Ranking the Winx Club's Outfits

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I’m surprised I haven’t talked about this before. Fashion is one of the core elements of the Winx Club franchise, and so I figured why not spend some time appreciating (and roasting) the girls’ iconic looks? Especially cuz we all need some more laid back, lighthearted content...

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The Black Moon Arc Is Weird | Sailor Moon R

Future Nostalgia is the name.

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The Black Moon Arc is Weird | Sailor Moon R (script)

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The Black Moon Arc has always been my least favorite story arc in Sailor Moon. Time travel has rarely been my jam given how hard it is to pull off well, and both versions had things which drove me crazy.

For the manga, it was how rushed it felt at times, especially towards th...

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W.I.T.C.H. Deserved Better

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

(pretend i was mushu yelling that)

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W.I.T.C.H. Deserved Better script

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You probably remember W.I.T.C.H. as a kickass animated series that was killed before its time. Following a team of magical girls in the vein of Sailor Moon, W.I.T.C.H. told stories of friendship, fantasy, and Irma being the best person who ever lived. Everything she says ages like ...

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Roasting Fate: The Winx Saga for 34 Minutes

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Fate: The Winx Saga Is A Dumpster Fire (told y'all)

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So… Fate: The Winx Saga came out, and… it’s an oof.

On its own, its a barely passable teen show that does nothing unique, but when you look at it through the lens of it being an adaptation, it quickly becomes even worse. This show doesn’t understand any of the demogra...

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A Grimm Problem

Kevin deserves everything.

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The Grimm Aren't Scary

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Making my videos on the Maidens was fun enough, and people seemed to really enjoy it. It’s been nice to be able to let myself be more critical of RWBY again, so why not keep the ball rolling? And next up on the list to take shots at is the supposed centerfold of the show’s conf...

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The Live Action Winx Club Will Be A Dumpster Fire, and Here's Why!

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Ranking the Winx Club Premieres

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The Live Action Winx Club Will Be A Dumpster Fire (and here's Why)

Yes. I wrote this in one sitting today.

INTRODUCTION:

[Quote from Straffi about cartoons being for kids]

So… does anyone else hate thi...

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Why Sailor Moon Crystal is Disappointing

Let's break some crystal.

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The Four Maidens Represent Nothing

For your post-Election Night needs.

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Ranking the RWBY Volume 7 Soundtrack

Touch the Sky tho.

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Ranking the Winx Club Villains.

What icons.

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Ranking the Winx Club Villains

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Yep. We ranked the finales, it was fun, y’all loved it, so we’re gonna keep these types of Winx videos on a roll. Y’all know what you’re here for so let’s just get this started, shall we?

NUMBER 13, Acheron:

Acheron is perhaps the incarnation of wasted poten...

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Ranking the Winx Club Finales

Whatever must be done to find joy in 2020.

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I Rewrote Winx Club Season 5, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

I'm tired.

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Ranking the Winx Club Finales

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I’m surprised I haven’t made this yet. Yes, Winx fans can remember the golden age fondly for many reasons, one of which being that back then, Rainbow could craft a damn good finale. Usually over the course of a few episodes, we’d experience rising tensions and a great buildup...

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I Rewrote Winx Club Season 5 (Part 2, Electric Boogaloo)

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Real quick, if you have not seen

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Ranking the RWBY V7 Soundtrack script

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Yes, yes. I know. Y’all wanted a reaction video, and I’m sorry. The last few weeks have been… hectic, to say the least. So much so I’ve needed an extended leave of absence from the RWBY fandom entirely. Part of me wasn’t even sure I wanted to keep making RWBY content. I...

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Server Updates

Hello everyone! I know I haven't been the best with keeping up with Patreon rewards or the server, but from today, all Patrons will have access to the rebranded Union of War Discord server!

$1 Patrons should automatically receive invites. If you don't have a Discord account I encourage you ...

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Sailor Moon Crystal Video Essay Script

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Sailor Moon Crystal was initially pitched as a 100% faithful adaptation of the original Sailor Moon manga. In an interview featured in Animedia’s July 2014 issue, seasons 1 and 2 director Munehisa Sakai said:

“This time our plan is to start at the beginn...

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Does '90s Sailor Moon Live Up To Our Nostalgia?

*eternal screaming*

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RWBY Volume 7 Review

It comes out publicly tomorrow, but y'all can enjoy it right now! Thank you all so much for your continued support!

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And the Worst Star Wars Movie Is...

EARLY VIDEO ESSAY FOR Y'ALL, before I release it publicly on February 21. Enjoy!

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Attack of the Clones Kills Me Inside

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Attack of the Clones… is fucking awful. “If you’ll excuse me.” Anakin jumps. Me too, Ani.

There’s been quite a bit of discourse (slow motion) surrounding the Star Wars sequel trilogy, most recently about why The Rise o...

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Miraculous Ladybug Season 2 Review (feat. JeremyNoir Productions)

Hello all! Me and Jeremy's review of MLB season 2 is complete, and scheduled for YouTube release tomorrow! This is a link to it on my Google Drive. It'll take some time to process, but if you catch it, I hope you enjoy! Thank you for your support!

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I'm Still Crying Over Frozen 2, Someone Help | Video Essay Script

WARNING: This post contains massive spoilers for Frozen 2. If you haven't seen it, do not continue.


INTRO:

So I wasn’t that big a fan of the first Frozen movie. Funnily enough when it ...

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