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Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 6

sHello dear Patron~

Feeling fine? Feeling breezy? Feeling frisky?

I've been wrestling with my blankets the past few nights and despite a little sleepiness for it, I love it. I graduated from my fall blanket to a pre-winter configuration where I double up with a light one on t...

Letting go of Peanut Butter

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How's things? Smooth and creamy? Rough and chunky? Peanut-buttery?

I'm feeling quite smooth with perhaps the occasional nutty chunk thrown in. Like the factory made the chunky version and switched over to the smooth and creamy version and I am the last in-between 'o...

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 5

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Has my posting schedule been off? Part of me feels like it has shifted a bit recently. Who can say? I've been frustratingly kept from my passions by my duties. Unless you are in a very lucky or very unlucky situation, I have a feeling you know what I mean.<...

Soft landing

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How are we doing? All smooth and nice, I hope? May the rough patches and tough times smooth into clean freshness. I myself am feeling alright, and doing my best to land into this week as softly and gently as possible. So far so good, despite the usual setbacks and obstacles.

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 4

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Another beautiful day. Where I am, the wind is blowing, and it is cool and nice. The breezy kisses of fall are so wonderful. How are you, dear Patron? Whether Summer into Winter, or Winter into summer, this is a time of transition and wonderful weather. Fall an...

Eyelids dippin'

Well hello, my dear Patron~

Another week ahead! Another week behind. I've been trying to remain on my best behavior after a few weeks of getting silly. And I have been respectfully burning my proverbial candle at both ends, if not upon thrice of them. I'm a bit tired, but didn't pu...

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 3

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Feeling fine I hope?

I don't know what it is with my scheduling, but I have been stumbling into double and triple bookings left and right this week. And last week. And, frankly, next week as well.

I must admit, I have my lazy weeks where I try to do as litt...

Eyes spinning

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I was anticipating an easy, laid back weekend. I have a friend who runs a camping area in addition to owning a farm and has good connections for vegetables and fruit and such. I was getting a primo deal on some rice and intended on popping in, getting the goods, having a ch...

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 2

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Feeling fine I hope? I am only getting better and better. This weather, my darlings. Gosh is it giving me life. At night when it really cools down I am almost feeling gutsy enough to put on a thin sweater! It'd be a big mistake and I'd be a mess after I warmed ...

Getting Blown the Right Way

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Can you feel it? The seasons are changing. Finally, they are showing signs of changing. Escaping from the clutches of an unforgiving summer into welcoming cool autumn's arms is perhaps one of my most cherished turns of the seasons on our earth.

No nee...

Size Queen's Gambit 2 - Chapter 1

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Time to revisit out dear big-dicked friend Zeke, the lovely Nurse Natalie Delour, and her wiley assistant Chiho. Do those names bring up any memories?

It has been a while since I visited this story and writing it has been a lot of fun. After the events of th...

What's next? (Sep 2025 edition)

Hi, my dear Patron~!

I mentioned in the latest rant that I am on the fence about what to release/work on next.

So, by the authority invested in me by you, I shall be wielding my nearly omnipotent power to create a poll and put that in your hands.

I have a story about...

Lost and Found

Greetings my dear Patron~

Another week ahead. Goodness how the days, weeks, and years keep coming and they don't stop coming. Speaking of all stars, there has been some space between the last chapter of EB being completed and the one before it and I am at a loss of where to go forward fro...

Experimental Business - Chapter 11 (Full Text)

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Long time coming, eh?

It feels really good to finally get this chapter off my chest. It did feel bad sometimes while writing it. Mostly for the character whose point of view we share for the duration of this part of the story. Sinister, sad, sweet, ...

Might have gone and done it.

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How's it hanging? Well I hope! I, only the other hand feel like I might be hanging on by a thread. Made some choices. My personal schedule this week is a bit jumbled up for reasons out of my control and of course I make up for it by increasing the intensity of my (mostly casual ...

Maps? In MY smut? It's more common than you think.

Actually, I highly doubt the truth of the title I just wrote. But it felt right to write it.

Ahem.

Hi there dear Patrons!

I recently mentioned in this rant about the concept of having 'maps' and ...

EB Ch 11 Teaser 3

Hello Dear Patron!

I have a bit of a special and unique teaser for you today beyond the typical couple thousand words of raunchy deliciousness. A doodle. By a human who also happens to be me.

And, because I am feeling a bit saucy and because it isn't some ...

Coffee Break

Hello dear patron~

How is the weather? How are you? Drinking enough water are you?

I am quite fine myself and the oppressive weather has been easing up around the fringes. I can sense hope in the still muggy air. I still find myself standing in front of the sink with a glass of ice...

EB 11 - Teaser 2

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How's it hanging?

For the star of this chapter, quite low, in a number of ways. Ha.

I mentioned in a previous rant recently about kind of stumbling at this point in the novel and being overly cautious about how I am going to plot things forward, but that is...

I write some of my best work one-handed.

No, really, I do! And it is how I imagine many of my fans enjoying it as well. Same boat. With out free hands we could high five or something over the internet right? *Wink*

Ha ha, dear Patron.

How do you do? I do well. I had to burn a bit of midnight oil to provide...

EB - Chapter 11 - Teaser 1

Greetings my Dear Patron,

Feeling fine I hope?

After 12 votes, it was a close one, but no bimbo strippers for you this time. Back to business!

This chapter is going to be a heavy one. In multiple senses of the word. I don't want to call it the 'recap episode' of the...

Content later this week

Hi there Patron~

Hope the weather is nice where you are. Sunny day here today! And the AC is doing its thing.

Since it is neck and neck and there have only been ten or so votes, I am going to let 2025-08-21 04:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post

How I use AI. (Spicy Rant & Poll)

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Gosh, this is one of those aiming the gun right at my tootsies moments that I can't seem to resist. But I want to learn and be a better person, and am asking for your input to help me on that voyage in the context of an author writing and selling smut. Everyone reading this...