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Sunny Days

Hi Patron~

Feeling fine I hope!

On one hand, this is not my season by a long shot. The heat is oppressive, and somehow I find myself eating and eating and drinking and drinking. So much input from the external forces. And my internal forces are exhausted from the weather and...

Triple Trouble Chapters 4 & 5

Greetings my Dear Patron,

How is the week going for you?

I find myself out in the sun more than I imagine, and god if it doesn't just drain me completely. I will be lazing around on the sofa around eight or nine and then this wave of exhaustion just hits me. I make sur...

Like Ice Cream in the Sun

Hi my dear Patron~

Another weekend, another whirlwind. How are you faring?

We have had some super hot ones here and while visiting a farm (the ice cream was off the charts) I found myself scampering from patch of shade to patch of shade. No sun hats or personal fans or ice sp...

Triple Trouble Chapter 3

Greetings my dear Patron~

I am fully alive again. But, I must inform you, I will be repeating my same mistakes again, yes, for a third week in a row. Woe is me on one hand, and woah yeah is me on the other. 'Tis the season. * Checks the Calendar * Yeah, it's July.

...

Windy Daze

Hello my dear Patron,

Goodness how the time flies, the wind blows (any which way), and I find myself turned around again and again. Let me just say that the image of my avatar going through that jungle situation happened, almost shot for shot. And my fingers, hands, wrists, calves,...

Triple Trouble Chapters 1 & 2

Hi Patron~

Feeling fine? Here's hoping.

Time for something completely different! According to the poll, roughly 90% of 20 people wanted something new or were generally indifferent to what...

What should I release next? (July 2025 Edition)

Hi Patrons!

I am at a loss of what to release next and I have something up my sleeve I was saving for a rainy day, but also have the means to push forward with Experimental Business as well.

Which is it?

A story about three best friends growing apart and together, (a ...

Daughter of the Beach

Hi Patron~

How are you feeling? I hate to say it, but this is week two in a row of me pushing my limits! In the best way possible of course. I managed to get out to the ocean and soak in some rays. And by that I mean hide under tons of sunscreen, umbrellas, and any and all shade available....

The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael Chapter 8

Hi Patron~

I'd love to stop and chat, but I have been busy this week and it pains me to not have as much time to talk. Sorry about it!

But I made sure I had enough time to upload this little gem. The conclusion of tMoS&L! What an acronym that ends up being. I will just stick t...

Still Woozy

Might be one of those weeks, dear Patron~

This is how she goes as it is said by many. Quite the weekend in the books for me that I am still recovering from. Nothing bad, just a bit too much good you could call it. Hah.

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The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael Chapter 7

Hi there Patron~

Almost there! It has been getting tremendously hot and humid around here, and I want to cry. In fact, I am crying out of my pores more often than not and without using naughty language, I don't care for it. Not one bit.

I have a small garden and have...

All sorts of fun new things

Hi there~

How have you been, dear Patron?

I am drearily dreading the start of another week. Although my Monday is looking fairly painless, all said and done. Over the weekend, I got a ton of time to handle a bunch of chores and things around the house I'd been meaning to get to for...

The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael Chapter 6

Hi Patron~

Of course I haven't forgotten about you. Busy week as ever. Any free time I have I have been putting into writing. Speaking of which, another taste of our friendly Elf and her Human companion is upon us.

This is, forgive me for bragging, a pretty sensual one. I tried a ...

Icons in the Rants - What do you think?

Hi Patron~

I recently made a few cursed icons. And I am going to be slipping them into my patreon posts, particularly my oft long-winded rants. Like 2025-06-16 05:40:15 +0000 UTC View Post

I feel it coming...

Hi Patron~

Have a nice weekend? Mine was excellent! Besides the fact that it was fifty billion degrees and humid ay eff. Goodness, what a rude turnaround.

I suppose it's just a fact of mo...

The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael Chapter 5

Hi Patron!

No time to chat today. Sorry about it.

I posted some cursed icons earlier this week and I guess I couldn't help myself, I posted one more. But that one is my actual face. Equally cursed though, am I right? (Ayyy. Ha, ha. I kid. I am just living with the cards I...

I made a ton of cursed icons

Let me just start by saying I am not nearly as busty or hippy as the icon, but my hair is just about as frizzy and curly.

Hi Patron!

A second post in a single week for my lurkers and free followers. And some boobs, too! What a deal!

When I wrote the rant yesterday I ...

Real Deal Growth and Lava Hot Tropes

Hello dear Patron~

Staying cool I hope? Things have been warming up and I am already feeling it. Humid days are literally my arch nemesis in this life, apparently, but I fight the good fight.

Popping my head in early and waving hello. Have you been reading the Misadventures of...

The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael Chapter 4

I hope you didn't think I actually died, Patron.

Goodness no. I am very alive. Feeling good!

Chapter 4 reveals the nature of the curse, so read along and enjoy it. Imagine me like some kind of frizzy-haired salt bae above a large pot, but instead of salt its boobs an...

I died.

Hi Patron~

Feeling fine I hope? Besides the regular run of the mill low key ever present existential dread of working a 9 to 5 and trading my finite time for fiat currency run by greedy corporations who buy influence in the government I partially rely on... Geez, this week couldn't be be...

The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael Chapter 3

Hi Patron~

Ready for more fun?

Now don't get upset. It isn't a super long one today. But it is worth reading twice. So its basically on brand length wise if you read it twice... Right? And after all that big talk last week, too. Shucks.

Either way, this chap...

How do you feel about Lirael and Sylvania?

Hello Patron, and greetings to my precious supporters. Have you read the most recent offering I put up not too long ago? Something something something, ditsy(?) big boobed elf druid and feisty short queen (Not sure 2025-05-26 06:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Thyme fries.

Howdy Patron~

Another week is upon us, isn't it? Gosh, this year has been flying. I won't get into that, but the feeling just hit me like a ton of bricks as we tip toe towards the first of the two middle months of the yur. I meant to type it like that and had to fight the autocorrect usi...

The Misadventures of Sylvania and Lirael: Chapters 1 and 2

That title is a WIP. Anywho~

Hi patron~!

How's it hanging? Gosh I always thought that was such a dirty line that somehow managed to make it into mainstream consciousness. And I love it. I myself am hanging in there the best I can.

Something new and perhaps different t...

What do your elf eyes see?

Hi there Patron,

How are you feeling? Last weekend was a whirlwind for me, but I was able to catch up with some friends old and new in the process so alls well that ends well. I have a fun surprise for you this week and the upcoming weeks hereafter for a bit. A new story that I have...

EB - Chapter 10 - Full Text

Hi there dear Patron,

Week going well? I made the terrible decision of going to bed well past my bedtime last Sunday, and no matter what I do, I can't seem to catch up on sleep. So worth it! I was engrossed in a story I hadn't enjoyed in a while and it wouldn't let me save at on...

Hear the softly spoken magic spells...

Greetings my dear Patron,

Feeling swell? Recently the air has felt fresh and clean which is extremely pleasant to me. Maybe I am just getting back into 'open the windows regularly' mode and my home is de-funkifying? (Fear not, I still prefer my funk to be the p funk and I will eternally be...

EB 10 - Teaser 4

Greetings my dear Patron,

So happy to have your eyes upon my words. And trust me, I am equally happy to have the words to lay ever so gently before thine eyes. I feel navigating my new schedule and finding solid time to write is like being on that Ninja Warrior TV show. Each safe fo...

*Slides in nonchalantly behind the group*

What are we all looking at? Oh me? Oh, I've been here the whole time!

Whoops! A day or two slipped by there. I haven't forgotten, but it was just one of those times where my hands couldn't reach the keys. I truthfully have been here as much as anyone on the internet exists away f...

EB - 10 - Teaser 3

Hi Patron~

Hope these teasers have been treating you well. I finally got over whatever speed bump that was slowing me at the time and the words have been flowing. An extra hour here and there to dig in and let the fingers do the dance across the keys also helps tremendously. I get the feel...