Michael Jordan vs. LeBron James… and Welcome’s stuck in the middle. One starred in the worst movie of all time (Space Jam), and the other remade House Party—one of Welcome’s favorite movies. So who’s the GOAT? Who cares—Welcome’s too busy having an existential crisis over it.
M. Night Shyamalan finally blew it. For 20+ years, Hollywood’s most consistent bad filmmaker somehow kept us entertained—but Knock at the Cabin is where the streak ends. Welcome Mathewson unpacks the collapse of Ghost Boy and why this movie is the real twist ending.
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M3GAN (pronounced Me-three-gan) sucks. Welcome Mathewson takes on the Blumhouse-produced viral hit, starring Allison Williams (that chick from Get Out), Violet McGraw (the girl from that thing), and Ronny Chieng (who just sucks at life). Directed by some Blumhouse bum with no balls—this movie i...
2025-06-22 18:54:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome’s got a lot on his mind. In this totally off-the-cuff ramble vlog, Movie Slob opens up about personal tragedies, stupid comments, and where the channel goes from here. It’s rare to see Welcome this raw and honest—don’t miss it.
From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Origi...
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. If you’re into pigs crawling around air vents in an empty building for two hours, well… this is the non-Christmas movie for you. Welcome Mathewson lays out his airtight case for why Die Hard is actually gay coded propaganda. Happy Hanukkah. L'Chaim!
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Avatar 2 is the worst Christmas present Welcome has ever received. James Cameron’s sequel to the highest-grossing movie of all time is visually stunning… and possibly racist. Welcome Mathewson unpacks the unsettling racial dynamics and why Cameron might have some explaining to do. Happy Hanuk...
2025-06-22 18:26:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Brendan Fraser may win an Oscar—but he’s lost all respect from Welcome. The guy was awesome in The Mummy and even better in that one where he was the secret Jewish football player (School Ties)—but The Whale? This ain’t it. Welcome Mathewson explains why Fraser’s comeback is overrated a...
2025-06-22 18:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone says Pet Sematary is one of the scariest Stephen King movies ever made — but have you considered just building a fence? Welcome Mathewson breaks down why the entire tragic story of Pet Sematary could have been avoided with some basic home improvement. Sometimes dead is better — and s...
2025-06-22 18:18:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Movie Slob breaks down why everyone with a brain should skip Halloween Ends — and the real reason why he can’t wait to see it. Welcome explains how Cinemark’s new concession policies are turning theaters into a prison, why No Time to Die is the best Bond movie ever (because Bond actually di...
2025-06-22 18:17:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Movie Slob breaks down exactly why Disney is rebooting the classic fish girl movie with black people—and why you shouldn't be as afraid of them as he is. Is this all a big racist nothing burger, or is it just about Welcome’s personal trauma involving fish girls? Hard to say, but one thing’s...
2025-06-22 18:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Welcome as he tries to unpack the most confusing movie of the year—Jordan Peele's NOPE. When a killer UFO unleashes chaos on a California horse ranch, it's up to a brother, a sister, and a Best Buy employee to hunt the beast down. It's a hot summer on the ranch, and this family of losers' ...
2025-06-22 18:09:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Tom Cruise returns as Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, ready to push the limits of fighter jets and test the boundaries of nostalgia. It’s fast, it’s loud, and it’s somehow one of the biggest box office hits of all time. But is Top Gun: Maverick a masterpiece—or just a very expensive recruitment...
2025-06-22 18:03:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Sony really screwed this one up. Welcome Mathewson tries to make sense of The Rise of Electro (AKA The Amazing Spider-Man 2)—but somehow the movie isn’t even the weirdest part of this story. Jamie Foxx plays Electro, Andrew Garfield tries his best, and Welcome can’t stop thinking about that...
2025-06-22 18:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Robert "Egg Boy" Eggers' new Viking epic has arrived—and it’s a disaster. Alexander Skarsgård swings his big sword around for two hours, and somehow it’s still boring. Welcome Mathewson breaks down why The Northman is the worst film of 2022—and no, it’s not just because of the Viking s...
2025-06-22 17:59:19 +0000 UTC View Post
People need to stop talking about The Batman. Seriously. Robert Pattinson broods his way through three hours of rain, and somehow this is the movie that’s supposed to save cinema? But honestly… that’s not even the weirdest part of this story. Welcome reflects on a tough conversation with hi...
2025-06-22 17:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Movie Slob breaks down the 2nd most shocking moment in television history—when a grown man slapped another grown man for making fun of his Milk Dud wife. (The 1st most shocking moment in television history was when that David Copperfield guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Seriously, how ...
2025-06-22 17:52:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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Team Cap or Team Iron Man? Back in 2016, Movie Slob took on one of the most divisive Marvel films ever made. Revisiting Captain America: Civil War might open old wounds—but Welcome is here to settle the debate once and for all.
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Movie Slob rambles about a recent profound Christmas experience and the future of the channel in this totally off-the-cuff Vlog.
From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 12/24/21
It’s time to face the truth: A Christmas Story is overrated. Welcome Mathewson finally opens up about why he hates Christmas—and why this “harmless” little holiday movie is actually a dangerous jab of nostalgia that Americans should reject for freedom’s sake. You’ll never look at Ralp...
2025-06-22 17:32:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 12/22/21
No Ecto Cooler… No Slimer… No thank you. HI-C had ONE job, and they blew it. Welcome Mathewson explains why Ghostbusters Afterlife was doomed from the start—and why a lack of sugary green juice means this movie sucks.
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Everyone loves Spider-Man: No Way Home. Why?? Welcome Mathewson cuts through the hype of this laughably bad sequel and tries to figure out why people mindlessly worship Spider-Man. Three Peter Parkers, too many villains, and somehow… no one’s embarrassed? Welcome’s coming in hot.
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Some jerk face asked for this. Merry Christmas, Reid. Hope you’re happy.
From the Movie Slob Archives: EXTRAS – Originally uploaded 12/15/21
Welcome Mathewson finally breaks his silence on Wes Anderson. Quirky dialogue, quirky shots, and quirky music... what exactly is Wes Anderson trying to say? Welcome takes aim at The French Dispatch and answers the question in one simple word, "gay." It's fancy date night at Olive Garden, so dust ...
2025-06-22 17:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson sends out a very special Happy Birthday to Sam—a true Gay Boy legend. But somehow this heartfelt tribute takes a hard left turn into an unexpected lesson in trust and forgiveness. Welcome may have lost something that day—but maybe he gained something more important.
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Welcome Mathewson’s first-ever review—unearthed from the depths of an old thumb drive—is finally here. Back in 2012, Welcome ventured into the theater to witness Skyfall, the latest James Bond epic. But the experience wasn’t exactly smooth sailing. Between Daniel Craig’s brooding perfor...
2025-06-22 17:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson takes on Michael Myers—and this time, it’s personal. Halloween Kills (2021) promised to reignite the franchise, but instead, it delivered… whatever the hell this was. Welcome digs into the chaos, the confusion, and the questionable creative choices. Is this the worst Hallo...
2025-06-22 08:13:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson has a PSA: Don’t watch Halloween Kills on Peacock. Seriously. Michael Myers deserves better—and so do you. Welcome explains why horror movies belong in a dark theater with sticky floors, not on your grandma’s dusty smart TV. Plus, the Peacock app sucks (just saying).
Welcome Mathewson breaks down the real horror behind Candyman—and it’s not the bees. From the original 1992 cult classic to the woke 2021 reboot, Welcome exposes how these films are cleverly disguised as horror movies but are actually propaganda designed to brainwash white kids into fearing b...
2025-06-22 08:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post