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Welcome Mathewson takes on Zack Snyder’s 4-hour superhero “masterpiece”—except he’s forced to watch it on a tiny TV at home. $400 million dollars, an IMAX-worthy runtime, and somehow… this is the result? Welcome’s not impressed. Find out why Snyder’s cut might just be the biggest ...
2025-06-22 08:01:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson opens up about his deepest, darkest, most disturbing fear—dolls. But not just any dolls… specific ones. (You’ll know them when you see them.) Welcome invites you to share your own twisted phobias and discover why these lifeless little freaks might just be the scariest thin...
2025-06-22 07:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson revisits the 2015 Goosebumps movie—and it’s not pretty. Jack Black plays R.L. Stine in this disgraceful attempt to cash in on childhood nostalgia. But is the real problem the movie… or the fact that we let our kids grow up this soft? Welcome’s got thoughts—and they are...
2025-06-22 07:55:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson returns to the theater for the first time in six months—only to be greeted by Christopher Nolan’s latest abortion. Backward dialogue, reversed action scenes, and a plot that’s somehow more confusing than Inception—is Tenet genius filmmaking or just a $200 million headach...
2025-06-22 07:51:13 +0000 UTC View Post
In this 3rd ever standalone episode of Movie Warz, Welcome breaks down why the beloved Disney talking rat movie is actually a monument to toxic masculinity and how we must fight cancel culture with cancel culture. Movie theaters may be slowly starting to reopen, but the war is far from over.
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Christopher Nolan may be a terrible filmmaker—but he saved the movie theaters. Welcome Mathewson reflects on how Nolan’s obsessive need to screen Tenet in theaters might have single-handedly brought cinemas back from the dead. Maybe Nolan’s not so bad after all?
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Welcome Mathewson weighs in on the 2020 presidential race the only way he knows how—through movies. What are Trump and Biden’s favorite films? And more importantly, what do those choices say about their ability to lead the free world? Welcome breaks down the cinematic tastes of our two Presid...
2025-06-22 07:43:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson gets some life-changing news that would make any Star Wars fan green with envy. But does this mean he’s destined for greatness—or just destined to pack on a few more pounds? Welcome might be the first person to ever experience the Force… at a buffet.
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Welcome Mathewson takes on The Invisible Man—but isn’t this just Sleeping with the Enemy with an extra coat of invisible paint? Julia Roberts and Patrick Bergin aren’t in this movie, but they basically should be. Welcome dives into this psychological thriller ripoff and wonders—if you can...
2025-06-22 07:38:21 +0000 UTC View Post
In the second-ever standalone episode of Movie Warz, Welcome tackles Gone with the Wind, the so-called “classic” that’s been hidden behind invisible racist walls built by corporate overlords. Welcome breaks it all down in layman's terms—why the film is a product of its time, but also why ...
2025-06-22 07:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In this lost Movie Slob archive gem, Welcome Mathewson dives deep into the Star Wars sequel trilogy, exploring the mystery that is Rey Skywalker. But wait—this isn’t just about Star Wars. Somehow, it turns into a wild rant about the NFL, titty conspiracies, and how everything connects back to...
2025-06-22 07:32:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Straight from the classic Movie Slob archive, Welcome Mathewson takes you on a wild ride—Join him as he breaks down the complexities of Star Wars character Dexter Jettster, but also gets a little distracted by some memories of late-night Applebee’s encounters. Who knew Star Wars could lead to...
2025-06-22 07:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson takes on Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood—and spoiler alert, it’s actually Tarantino’s worst film. Is it a nostalgic love letter to Tinseltown or just a long, drawn-out exercise in indulgence? Welcome cuts through the noise and dives deep into why this m...
2025-06-22 07:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
In this short, DIY episode, Movie Slob shows you how to make a face mask from a couple of household items, including a Cheetos bag. Sure, it’s not going to protect you like an N-95, but it’ll certainly make you look like you’ve got a sense of humor while protecting your face from the other ...
2025-06-22 07:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson is back with a hot take on the 2016 all-female Ghostbusters—and he’s got 5 solid reasons why it’s superior to the 1984 original. Sure, people lost their minds about the all-female cast, but Movie Slob isn’t here for the haters. In this throwback to Film Zone 2.0, Welcome...
2025-06-22 06:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Mathewson breaks down why The Irishman is the worst movie of 2019. With a star-studded cast, including Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesci, this film was supposed to be a masterpiece. But instead, it’s a bloated, drawn-out tale of mobsters that fails to live up to its legacy. Movie...
2025-06-22 06:44:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the end... friends. Welcome Mathewson bids farewell to American Film Journal with an unforgettable, epic review of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. From a broken theater chair to a metaphorical pain in the ass, Welcome dives into the final Skywalker saga installment in classic Movie Slob...
2025-06-22 06:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Goodbye YouTube… thanks for nothing. Movie Slob faces a harsh reality as new government YouTube laws force him to quit YouTube and head back home to Mississippi. The fear of fines and losing everything is real, and despite the love and support from his fans, the risk is too great. In this emoti...
2025-06-22 06:13:07 +0000 UTC View Post
In the final installment of this epic debate, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd dig into a massive Rise of Skywalker leak—Emperor Palpatine's return from the dead and Kylo Ren’s ultimate death at the hands of his former master. The two dive deep into Kylo’s place in the sequel t...
2025-06-22 06:10:19 +0000 UTC View Post
In Part 5 of this fiery debate series, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd discuss an explosive new Rise of Skywalker leak—could Luke Skywalker actually be Rey’s father? Welcome explores the implications of this earth-shattering revelation and whether this supposed twist would’ve ...
2025-06-22 06:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In Part 4 of this ongoing debate, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd dive into the latest Rise of Skywalker rumor—could Star Wars creator and living God George Lucas be coming back to fix the disaster? The two discuss whether Lucas returning to the franchise could save Rise of Skywal...
2025-06-22 06:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
In Part 3 of this debate series, Movie Slob and the brainwashed Star Wars nerd dive deep into the Rise of Skywalker rumors, including the shocking return of Hayden Christensen. But the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Welcome explores whether Hayden could qualify as an incel. Tensions r...
2025-06-22 06:04:29 +0000 UTC View Post
In Part 2 of this epic debate, Movie Slob continues his battle with the brainwashed Star Wars nerd, diving into even more controversial issues surrounding Disney’s disastrous Star Wars sequels. Welcome explores leaked information, recent Rise of Skywalker test screenings, and why audiences are ...
2025-06-22 06:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Debating The Star Wars Nerd - PART 1 (of 6) In the first part of this epic 6-part series, Movie Slob takes on a brainwashed Star Wars nerd in a heated, no-holds-barred debate about Disney’s disastrous handling of the Star Wars franchise. Welcome dives deep into Disney’s inability to create a ...
2025-06-22 05:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
It Chapter Two is a shadow of its predecessor, lacking the scares, laughs, and even the charm of the first film. Welcome Mathewson breaks down why this sequel falls flat—less scary, less funny, and somehow, even less sexy (sorry, Beverly Marsh). Welcome explains why It Chapter Two is such a mas...
2025-06-22 04:37:46 +0000 UTC View Post
In IT: Chapter 2, a particular scene from the original novel was cut for reasons of good taste and decency. But where others fear to tread, Welcome Mathewson steps in, with an uncensored, totally unhinged reading from Stephen King’s IT. Buckle up for a hilarious, off-the-wall exploration of the...
2025-06-22 04:30:33 +0000 UTC View Post
In the double-dipped second episode of American Film Journal, Welcome takes on Disney's attempt to cover up their peppered past, celebrates the long-awaited teaser trailer for IT: Chapter 2, and rips into Sonic the Hedgehog fans and their spinning rodent’s legacy of disappointment. Plus, an unb...
2025-06-22 04:19:17 +0000 UTC View Post
After a year of living under contractual secrecy, Movie Slob is finally back! Kicking off the new year with his all-new Movie News & Reviews Show, Movie Slob dives into the hottest film topics, reviews, and more. In this premiere episode, he answers all of your burning questions while showcas...
2025-06-22 04:12:53 +0000 UTC View Post