Robert "Egg Boy" Eggers' new Viking epic has arrived—and it’s a disaster. Alexander Skarsgård swings his big sword around for two hours, and somehow it’s still boring. Welcome Mathewson breaks down why The Northman is the worst film of 2022—and no, it’s not just because of the Viking stuff. It’s brutal, it’s muddy, and it’s trying way too hard to be profound. They don’t make movies like this anymore—and maybe there’s a reason for that.
RIP JJ Jacobs 👼
From the Movie Slob Archives: FILM ZONE 3.0 – Originally uploaded 05/19/22