We're still here, and so are you, so ... LET'S DRINK!
All Garmy generals are welcome!
Saturday, May 9th, 4PM (pacific)
Let's do this!
(Just click the link above!)
2020-05-07 06:01:22 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The UPSIDE of the MURDER HORNETS! We get alphabetical on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, Disneyland in CHINA is set to re-open! What could go wrong?!
2020-05-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! (Is it still a holiday if we can't get loaded at our nearest Mexican restaurant?) Plus, we get lost in today's theme song for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, GOOD NEWS! We know how to MURDER the MURDER HORNETS!
2020-05-05 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Ralph and Eddie finally try the Chinese delicacy!
BLACK EGGS!
(aka "100 YEAR OLD EGGS"!)
2020-05-04 12:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Sure, it's STAR WARS DAY, and all ... but, BEWARE THE "MURDER HORNETS"! Also, it's the "MUNCHIN' MONDAY" you've been waiting for! We sample the Chinese delicacy that is "100 Year Old Eggs"! ... Aka ... BLACK EGGS!
2020-05-04 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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COVID be damned!
Ralph and Kevin Smith continue to BABBLE-ON from the (relative) safety of their own homes!
JOIN IN AND WATCH LIVE! Sunday, May 3rd, 7pm (pacific time)
2020-05-03 18:26:47 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Two more movie suggestions for locked-down viewing from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton checks in from the UK! And, Eddie reveals his childhood home was a HOUSE OF HORRORS!
2020-05-01 12:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Let's hang together and drink (or smoke) because we're all miserable being trapped inside!
It's another cocktail party with the spectacular GARMY!
ALL generals are invited!
SATURDAY, MAY 2ND! 4PM (pacific time)
DON'T MISS IT!
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2020-04-30 22:33:54 +0000 UTC View Post
God-damned, mother-fucking Myrtle Beach!
"Air-brushed shirts when I get there ..."
2020-04-30 13:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Class is back in session at SEX U. ! Today's lesson: "The History of the BJ"! Another DRUNK THOUGHT from Eddie! And, our exclusive interview with Mr. "Myrtle Beach" himself, SUNNY LEDFURD!
2020-04-30 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! HOW LONG have you been waiting for today's ONE-HIT WONDER?! Drive-thru STRIP CLUBS! The WORST of TV ... And the KING of SANDWICHES!
2020-04-29 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another evergreen theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Who'd Ralph play on the latest FAMILY GUY?! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our man in the UK, Steve Ashton!
2020-04-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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A message from Kerry:
Hi Ralph!
I feel like a dummy for not emailing sooner. I work in the research institute at Bloodworks Northwest, a large non-profit blood bank in the Pacific Northwest.
We’re the first collection site for a federal study testing pla...
2020-04-28 02:40:56 +0000 UTC View PostSo proud of Graham and Faye! ... Here's their message:
Ralph, the Canadian Garmy can also help out via the Canadian Blood Services COVID-19 Convalescent Plasma Registry:
2020-04-28 01:49:57 +0000 UTC View PostAs mentioned on today's show, here's a note from Garmy member, Mike McAvoy:
I would like to hopefully get the word out a little more about a need that the Garmy can help with.
I'm a pharmaceutical process scientist for a large plasma ther...
2020-04-27 20:38:45 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Someone might win fabulous cash and prizes on a brand new edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) Also, Ralph proposes to his 80's dream girl! And, HAPPY NATIONAL DEVIL DOG DAY!
2020-04-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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For those folks who'd like to hear the interview in one sitting, here you go!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie Pence makes the ULTIMATE sacrifice! Steve Ashton brings it from the UK! Two new movie picks for your lockdown viewing pleasure from the VIDEO VAULT! Speaking of which ... Does watching too much TV hurt your eyes?
2020-04-24 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Pour yourself a stiff one and join me!
I think we could use a little socializing and cocktailing, now more than ever!
So, join me and your fellow Garmy members as we bend an elbow and hang out together for a while!
Jump on this SATURDAY, APRIL 25TH at 4PM (pacific time)!
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2020-04-23 19:28:13 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : PATRICK WARBURTON talks about everything from SITCOMS to HOCKEY! What's on the menu at a McDonald's in China?! And, who's watching Coronavirus porn?! And, more importantly ... WHY?!
2020-04-23 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A truly bizarre ONE-HIT WONDER! Ralph faces his new SUPER-VILLAIN! Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! And, more cool showbiz-y things you can win by giving to ALLinChallenge.com!
2020-04-22 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We get anime-ted for TV TUNES TUESDAY! The taste treat that are DIBS! Is FOOTLOOSE a "musical"? And, Ralph interviews PATRICK WARBURTON about FAMILY GUY and THE TICK!
2020-04-21 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Ralph and Eddie try out some homemade TUNA EGG SALAD SANDWICHES!
2020-04-20 12:15:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The true story of why "4/20" is the STONER HOLIDAY! Ralph's interview with PATRICK WARBURTON! And, Ralph and Eddie try some homemade TUNA EGG SALAD SANDWICHES on "Munchin' Monday"!
2020-04-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Eddie and I salute the #ClassOf2020 by publicly humiliating ourselves!
2020-04-17 19:52:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Garmy!
Just wanted to let you know, I'm taking a week off from the VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTIES ... I love them, and you love them, but, frankly, I'm feeling a little run down and just a need a break. We'll be back with them NEXT WEEK!
HOWEVER, just when I decided to take...
2020-04-17 15:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Two more suggestions for quarantine movie viewing from our TRR VIDEO VAULT! (One of them is great, and the other one is Eddie's.) We salute more COVID-19 heroes! A tribute to the late, great BRIAN DENNEHY! And, Disney says how they make THESE EGGS! (You won't like th...
2020-04-17 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We present the CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Who's eating HOE CAKES?! A salute to THAT THING YOU DO! And, a SEX U. class: Economics 101 of VIRTUAL SEX WORK!
2020-04-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! A rich and smooth ONE HIT WONDER! Another stop on our AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TOUR! And, Ralph's birthday tribute to 80's "British bombshell", SAMANTHA FOX!
2020-04-15 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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As talked about on THE RALPH REPORT, Ralph on SCRABBLE on February 18th, 1993!
2020-04-14 12:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post