THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 18th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Even more GORILLA GLUE stupidity! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, can you smell what SEX U. is cooking?
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A dirty, funnier ZIGGY by Eddie Pence!
I wanted ZIGGY to be funny, and our own Rear Admiral , EDDIE PENCE, made it happen!
2021-02-17 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 17th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! Is ZIGGY funny yet? And today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY might put you to sleep!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 16th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're "all in" on today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Steve Ashton drops some knowledge with "ASK A BRIT"! And, the latest craze in protective MASKS!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Bagel and lox!
Eddie likes bagels. Eddie like cream cheese. And, Eddie likes salmon!
Will he like them all together?
2021-02-15 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostTOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round SEVEN
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-15 08:06:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's another MUNCHIN' MONDAY! (LOX HIM UP! LOX HIM UP!) Two more GODS go toe to toe in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, a surprising TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK!
"You fiend!"
Here's the downloadable mp3 for the folks who can't get enough of Liberace!
2021-02-12 22:55:38 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 12th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Romantic Valentine movies from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, we bid a fond farewell to the GORILLA GLUE GIRL! (Bad … bad … bad idea.)
BE OUR (virtual) VALENTINE!
Join us for a virtual livestream VD party! (That's Valentine's Day …)
You, Ralph, Eddie, Steve, and Kari!
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH! 3pm (PST)
All GARMY members are invited!
2021-02-12 07:54:53 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 11th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's another THIRSTY THURSDAY with Karl! Speaking of drinks, "The Boss" reveals his feelings about his DWI charges! And, today's SEX U. class is strictly "hands off"!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 10th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton drops the UK UPDATE! We get a GORILLA GLUE GIRL update! ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is the worst that could happen! And, a chat with G.O. Parsons, the genius behind WILLY'S WONDERLAND!
2021-02-10 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 9th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Someone might win BIG on the VALENTINE edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! What's up with GORILLA GLUE GIRL?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL PIZZA DAY!
2021-02-09 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round SIX
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-08 19:50:58 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Grape juice and raw eggs!
Grape juice and raw eggs for breakfast!
If it was good enough for President Woodrow Wilson, it's good enough for us!
2021-02-08 08:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We kick off VALENTINE'S WEEK with a new song from JENNIFER STEWART! Two well-hung deities square off in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, we enjoy a presidential breakfast on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
2021-02-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 5th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie has ORGY questions! Steve Ashton has a UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo sports has a "BIG GAME" take! And the VIDEO VAULT kicks ass!
JOIN THE VIRTUAL PARTY!
Join Ralph, Eddie, and Steve for a virtual hang this SATURDAY!
3PM on Saturday, February 6th!
The entire GARMY is invited!
It'll be a rip-roaring, ask anything, drink/smoke something, GOOD TIME!
2021-02-05 05:36:29 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 4th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ten ways to make your game night SEXIER! We add "our two cents" to the conversation! And, a chat with David Sheftell, star of the new Nic Cage movie, WILLY'S WONDERLAND!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We remember "The Day The Music Died". We get drunk on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we talk with Kevin Derek, the director of the new documentary, MORE THAN MIYAGI: The Pat Morita Story!
2021-02-03 08:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Eddie VS Reggie!
At last! There is peace in the Batcave now, because …
EDDIE IS REGGIE'S BITCH!
2021-02-02 19:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 2nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a show full of WARNINGS! Beware WHAT you put in your mouth at Subway! Beware WHO you put in your mouth in Slovakia! And, above all, BEWARE OF THIS DOLPHIN!
2021-02-02 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Chocolate Dog Poop!
It's Eddie's biggest challenge yet!
Can his brain overcome what his eyes are telling him?
2021-02-01 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostTOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round FIVE!
TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round FOUR
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-01 08:11:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 1st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How dumb is Kim Kardashian? The dudes are up in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, Eddie faces his biggest MUNCHIN' MONDAY challenge yet!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 29th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The VIDEO VAULT picks for your viewing pleasure! The latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS!
LIVESTREAM with TRR!
Join Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari for another virtual hang!
It's a TRR LIVESTREAM for you and rest of the Garmy!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 30th, 2021 - 3pm (PST)
Just click the link about to join in!
LMB!
2021-01-29 04:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostTHIRSTY THURSDAY: Luke’s Blue Milk!
Watch Karl use the Force (and his kid) to make you a delicious BLUE MILK mocktail!
Stay until the very end to see Eddie’s special post-credit scene!
2021-01-28 08:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 28th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Karl, the Garmy GARtender, returns with a THIRSTY THURSDAY recipe! How many marriages are TOO MANY? SEX U. finds RELIGION! And, we end up on CLOUD NINE!
