THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 27th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We say "There it is!" to another ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE featuring THE WHO and PEAKY BLINDERS! And, our salute to ANDRE THE GIANT!
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Kuperman's PIANO MAN!
John Kuperman listened to Mike Surber's version of "Piano Man" from our 3rd anniversary episode, and he has "feelings" ...
Here's Kuperman's response!
Well I turned The Ralph Report on last Friday
To Celebrate the Garmy’s three years
Then Mike Surber’s song started playing
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 26th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Today's TV TUNES TUESDAY will drive you bananas! Someone could win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, a MILLION DOLLAR IDEA is born as we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BRITTLE DAY!
2021-01-26 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Poutine!
A taste treat from our neighbors to the north!
The finest in Québécois cuisine!
It's POUTINE!
2021-01-25 08:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostTOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round FOUR
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?
2021-01-25 08:15:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 25th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie tries a little Canadian cuisine on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Who's hunting BIGFOOT? And, another battle in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS!
"The Gar Man" by Mike Surber
So may folks have asked for Mike Surber's brilliant song the he wrote to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of THE RALPH REPORT ... so, here it is!
Many thanks to Mike (and a few to Billy Joel) and don't forget that Mike now has his own channel here on Patreon:
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 22nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our 3rd ANNIVERSARY and our 700th EPISODE! To celebrate, we've got new music from MIKE SURBER! JAY BUSBEE from Yahoo Sports! Prizes from the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, special guest co-host, STEVE ASHTON!
2021-01-22 08:01:03 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 21st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton reports from the new STAR WARS set in the UK! (Or does he?) We dive deep into the REAR ADMIRAL'S REAR! And, people confess the strangest places they've had SEX!
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Congratulations to the new REAR ADMIRAL!
Attention Garmy!
Please salute the newly inaugurated REAR ADMIRAL of THE RALPH REPORT, Edwin Pence!
(Pictured here being sworn in on a bag of dinosaur "chick nugs")
2021-01-20 08:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 20th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : You will love (or hate) our ONE-HIT WONDER from the 90's! The most expensive BATMAN comic in history! The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! And, we inaugurate our new Rear Admiral, Eddie Pence! HAPPY INAUGURATION DAY!
2021-01-20 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 19th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : New creatures for the TRR "ZOO OF TERROR"! The greatest TV TUNES TUESDAY that you've NEVER heard of! And, the invention that will change SEX as we know it ... FOREVER!
Munchin' BABA GANOUSH!
It's Eddie VS Eggplant with this Lebanese treat!
BABA GANOUSH!
2021-01-18 08:20:59 +0000 UTC View PostTOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round THREE
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?
2021-01-18 08:10:59 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 18th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's Eddie VS Eggplant when we eat some BABA GANOUSH on "Munchin' Monday"! Ralph's final instructions on how to dispose of his corpse! And, the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS continues: LILITH vs PAX!
2021-01-18 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Beware this SCAMMER!
I've made it! I am officially famous enough to extort! LOL Anyway, please disregard "officialralphfan" on @instagram
Apparently, he's been reaching out to the Garmy with bad intent. Please disregard this account if they ...
2021-01-15 18:48:31 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The VIDEO VAULT gets political! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL PLAYOFFS! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, PLEASE SWING RESPONSIBLY!
LET'S HANG OUT! (Virtually, of course ...)
We're gonna drink, smoke, and fool around!
Join us and your fellow Garmy members for some laughter and companionship!
(And, maybe a few rounds of 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE!)
THIS SATURDAY, JANUARY 16H AT 3PM! (PST)
2021-01-15 02:24:30 +0000 UTC View PostTHIRSTY THURSDAY: Butterbeer!
THIRSTY THURSDAY is back in 2021!
Join our Garmy mocktail wizard, Karl, in conjuring up a magically delicious drink!
2021-01-14 08:35:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 14th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Celebrities that are just awful people! The update on the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, we've got you PEGGED on today's SEX UNIVERSITY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 13th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We finally, kinda, sorta, understand Bitcoin! We've got the Hulk's THEME SONG, too! And, MAYBE it's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! (Okay, it's definitely is.)
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2021-01-13 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 12th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : One of the most MYSTERIOUS cartoons of all time on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Another story from "Sex In The News"! Happy "Kiss A Ginger" Day! And, why do all the songs about SUPERMAN suck?!
2021-01-12 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round TWO
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?
2021-01-11 08:15:01 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 11th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Christmas isn't over yet! The mighty Conan wields his sword again! A surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY for Eddie! And, ROUND TWO of the "Tournament of the GODS"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton brings the UK UPDATE! More movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! We play "FAIRY TALE or PORN TITLE"! And, the HISTORY OF BUBBLE GUM!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let's party!
The first virtual cocktail party of 2021!
Join us Saturday, January 9th, 2021 at 3pm (PST)!
The whole GARMY is invited!
BOBBY MOYNIHAN on TRR!
One of the stars of the new NBC sitcom, MR. MAYOR!
It's BOBBY MOYNIHAN on THE RALPH REPORT!
2021-01-07 08:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 7th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We do one last DEEP dive into 2020 on SEX UNIVERSITY! “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark”! And, a visit with BOBBY MOYNIHAN from the new NBC sitcom, MR. MAYOR!
2021-01-07 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 6th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a SWEET One-Hit Wonder WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings his UK UPDATE! And, it's Eddie vs Shezmu! FIGHT!
