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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 12th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We are victims of EVIL CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS! A new musical MASH-UP from DJ CUMMERBUND! Our favorite IRISH MOVIES! And, we salute DR. ZAIUS!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 11th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Things are getting sticky in SEX UNIVERSITY! Is ZIGGY funny yet? And, my BOLOGNA has a name! SAY IT! ... SAY IT'S NAME!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 10th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, breaks down Oprah's "Royal Rumble"! The TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK has lived Ralph's dream!  And, the old clock says it's time to get fruity on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!  

2021-03-10 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

NOODLES from The Offspring on TRR!

Here's the video version of the interview with NOODLES!!!


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Yet, another dirtier, funnier ZIGGY!

From the mind and pencil of EDDIE PENCE!

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The "Great Eight": ROUND TWO!

This week, two more GODDESSES fight to move on!

Follow along at: www.TournamentOfTheGods.com

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LILITH 

She is a spirit of the taboo, independence, the primal, the wild wanton sexual woman, personal strength and so on. She is the goddess of kink, s...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 9th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : By order of TRR, it's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Two more GODDESSES battle in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! We wish you a HAPPY BARBIE DAY! And, NOODLES from THE OFFSPRING stops by to talk about the band's new album, LET THE BAD TIMES ROLL!

2021-03-09 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

A MYSTERY "MUNCHIN' MONDAY"!

It's Eddie's first time tasting this food ... Will he like it?


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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 8th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Our galaxy is gonna blow up, but, you know, no biggie. Will Eddie enjoy today's "mystery" MUNCHIN' MONDAY?! And, why WE PITY THE FOOLS who don't love the A-TEAM!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 5th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This week's TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! The return of VIRGIL BROWN! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, three family-friendly films from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! 


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THIRSTY THURSDAY with Karl!

Karl makes the "Cracklin' Rose"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 4th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph was WRONG! Eddie was RIGHT! We get all choked up over today's Ralph's SEX U.!  R.I.P. Eskimo Pie! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to comedy goddess, CATHERINE O' HARA!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Drunk JOHN WAYNE! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, we will build you up with this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! 


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The "Great Eight": ROUND ONE!

This week, two Greek GODDESSES battle it out!

Follow along at: www.TournamentOfTheGods.com

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HECATE

Hecate is capable of both good and evil. She was especially associated with witchcraft, magic, the Moon, doorways, and creatures of the...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 2nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The beginning of the GREAT EIGHT in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! We go DOWN UNDER for today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY DR. SEUSS DAY!


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Wow ... Ziggy is getting dark ...

Here's Eddie's latest dirtier, funnier Ziggy. 

Wow. Just ... wow.

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Hollywood Babble On for 3 Star Generals!

Well Hello there 3 Star General!

Boy do I have some good news for you to kick off your week! We want to thank you for your support of the show! It means the world to us! We are giving you a new reward, beginning today! 

YOU will have access to the entire back catalog of Hollywood...

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: V8 juice!

Let's get Eddie healthy!

It's time for him to drink his vegetables!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 1st, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a very GROOVY show! We make Eddie drink his VEGETABLES! We tell you what not to do with EGGS! And, Happy 80th Birthday to CAPTAIN AMERICA!



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LET'S HANG OUT TOGETHER!

IT'S ANOTHER "TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY"!

Join Me, Eddie, Steve and Kari for an hour of laughs and love!

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27TH, 2021 at 3PM!

Make yourself a drink, pack a bowl, or just take a deep breath ... however you relax! And, join us for some much needed GARMY time!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 26th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE and the best of BRITISH CINEMA from the VIDEO VAULT! Plus, Australian cocaine babes! Unpronounceable Welsh villages!  And, are the UFOs here?! (Spoilers: No.)

2021-02-26 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 25th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! Florida grannies you will hate! The Boss fought the law, and The Boss won! And, what you should know about SEXUAL ADDICTION!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 24th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The "one-iest" ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY ever! So, now MARVEL has hit SONGS?! And, The Prez and The Boss have a PODCAST?!  Stay in your LANES, guys!


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Another funnier, dirtier ZIGGY from Eddie!

Thanks to our talented REAR ADMIRAL for demonstrating that ZIGGY can be funny with a little effort!

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TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round EIGHT!

It's 2021!  Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!

It's the FINAL ROUND OF THE "SWEET SIXTEEN"!
Dazbog VS Marduk!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-23 08:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 23rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : If you've missed our TV TUNES TUESDAYS, you gotta catch 'em all! Two more GODS battle to win the right to be worshipped by US! And, HAPPY CURLING IS COOL DAY! "Curling is cool, fool!"

2021-02-23 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Peach Melba!

Today's tale ... "Eddie and the Giant Peach"!

(Because it's ENORMOUSLY delicious!)

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Quetzelcoatl WINS Round Seven!

With 1,648 votes total, Quetzalcoatl wins with a whopping 72%!

Two new GODS fight it out starting TOMORROW!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 22nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another visit to the ZOO OF TERROR! Are THE MUPPETS offensive?! And, today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY is just PEACHY-KEEN!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 19th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Ralph gets some VERY BAD NEWS! We check in with ZIGGY! And, a salute to the work of NIC GAGE from the VIDEO VAULT!


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