On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Breakout the tissues for the VIDEO VAULT! Movie stars wearing BEES! What to eat to live to 111! And, it's HOT FUDGE FRIDAY! (Fan art by 12 year old Ostara in Australia!)
2021-05-21 07:01:05 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : They might be (naked) GIANTS! You can own BATMAN'S BELT or HARRY POTTER'S WAND! And, is what's under the mask getting you HOT?!
Ralph is on the "drinking horse"!
2021-05-19 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The BACK SEAT DRIVER from Hell! "Drawn in 60 SECONDS"! Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina EXPLODES! And, "Tales of Boyhood Drinking"!
Hey 4 STAR GENERALS !!!
Look at us! We're doing the Wednesday TRR!
7pm! (PDT) Tonight!!!
Come hang with us!!!!!
2021-05-18 07:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : People, let me tell you about TV TUNES TUESDAY! Would you buy Kurt Cobain's HAIR?! And, want to own your own GHOST TOWN?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Happy birthday, TIM HORTON'S! Henceforth, RICKY SCHRODER shall be known as DICK Schroder! The magic of STORAGE WARS! And, we lose our KUMQUAT virginity!
Want to give "Stanley" a new home?
Just send proof of a donation (any amount) to HOPE FOR PAWS, an animal rescue charity!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The horrors of TEXAS! We have some DRUNK THOUGHTS! The VIDEO VAULT! And, a model AUCTIONS OFF her vagina!
Hey 4 STAR generals!
Watch us TONIGHT at 7pm (PDT)
2021-05-13 20:54:16 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Class is in session at SEX UNIVERSITY! We love LOIS LANE! Live life like SINATRA! And, it's DRACULA vs COVID!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : I've been thinking about today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Our TRR "Citizen Of The Week" zooms to the top! And, "Who wore it best?"
Here's Eddie' new puppy ... that's keeping him up all night.
2021-05-11 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a thunderous TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, a villainous GARMY GAME SHOW! And, just what America needs: NATIONAL EAT WHAT YOU WANT DAY!
Whip up your favorite wonderfully tangy, frothy, ice-cold orange drink at home with the best copycat Orange Julius recipe!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY has MOB TIES! Don't BOGART that joint! And, "orange" you glad it's MUNCHIN' MONDAY?!
(DISCLAIMER : Due to a tech clusterfuck there's no video for today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY for the 2, 3 and 4 star generals. So very sorry!)
2021-05-10 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Here's the latest 24 HOUR auction for Eddie's newest masterpiece, "New Wave Ralph"!
The highest bidder at NOON on SUNDAY, MAY 9TH will win! (Enter your bid in the comments section below.)
All proceeds go to CITY OF HOPE 2021-05-08 18:59:43 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Hot fudge, holy moley, it's FRIDAY! Hear Steve's UK UPDATE! Hear Eddie's NOSE FLAVORS! Hear Ralph's SWEET TRANSVESTITE! And, we suggest you "keep your pants on", yet, it's NO PANTS DAY!
2021-05-07 06:52:26 +0000 UTC
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Thanks to Lorraine for the inspiration for "New Wave Ralph"!
This art will be going up for auction this weekend with all proceeds going to CITY OF HOPE!
2021-05-06 07:10:40 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of BROADWAY! SEX mixed with some SPANKING! A double shot of DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, happy birthday, GEORGE CLOONEY!
HEY 4 STAR GENERALS!!!
Come join us tonight and watch us record TRR live!
WEDNESDAY, MAY 5TH at 7pm (PDT)!
We're gonna have a BLAST!
2021-05-05 20:36:37 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're WHITE-HOT! We've got Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Dating apps of the RICH & FAMOUS! We've got ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday on our minds! AND, it's CINCO DE MAYO!!!
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2021-05-05 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Tongues will be TWISTED! TV TUNES TUESDAY is the happiest of days! Someone might win fabulous cash and prizes on the GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) And, MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
2021-05-04 12:33:11 +0000 UTC
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Today, we jerk Eddie around a little bit ...
2021-05-03 07:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We jerk Eddie around a little bit! We pull out BAILY'S BEADS! The return of BENNIFER?! And, an explosive SEX IN THE NEWS!
You can bid on this masterpiece until NOON on Sunday, May 2nd!
All proceeds go to Olivia's favorite charity: Wagmor Pets Dog Rescue!
https://www.wagmorpets.org/Links
The "Sheriff of Ghost Town" wrangles himself one ornery pineapple!
2021-04-30 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Bisexual SUPERHEROES?! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Sweet music from the VIDEO VAULT! And, more winged horrors from the ZOO OF TERROR!
