THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 29th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Fresh music from JENNIFER STEWART! A new (and very drunk) CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! CELEBRITIES and POLITICS! And, the truth about ADULT CIRCUMCISION!
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Hey 4 STARS! Wanna watch?
4 star generals are invited to watch us record TRR live!
Thursday, April 29th, 2021
7pm (Pacific Daylight time)
Just click on the link and join us!
2021-04-28 23:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 28th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy Birthday to STEVE ASHTON! Plus, do we need a FLINTSTONES sequel?! Or a FANTASY ISLAND sequel?! And, a ONE-HIT WONDER from GERMANY! (We're not PUTTIN' you on!)
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 27th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Are the OSCARS no longer relevant?! An update on Eddie's VASECTOMY! New music from SUNNY LEDFURD! And, HAPPY PRIME RIB DAY!
We're MUNCHIN' "Down Under"!
We try a collection of treats from Australia on today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 26th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another example of "Stupid + Glue = Disaster"! The future of MARVEL! Would Ralph survive STUDIO 54? And, we're MUNCHIN' DOWN UNDER! (Get your mind out of the gutter. It's snacks from Australia.)
2021-04-26 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
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"One Minute Sketch" AUCTION TIME!
Once again we're auctioning off a one-of-a-kind sketch from TRR!
Here's your chance to own an original "Pence"!
The auction will be for 24 hours and will end at 1:30 (PDT) on Monday, April 26th!
Just place you bid in the comments below, and the ...
2021-04-25 20:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 23rd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The lost BATMAN musical! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, BEST PICTURE winners from the VIDEO VAULT!
(WARNING: Ralph had a tech issue with his mic while talking to the UK. Please forgive that, and just enjoy Steve!)
2021-04-23 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!
GATHER WITH THE GARMY!
Everybody's invited to attend this week's VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY livestream event!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari will be on hand!
SATURDAY, APRIL 24TH, at 3pm!
2021-04-23 04:12:37 +0000 UTC View PostEddie's "ONE MINUTE SKETCH"!
This week, Eddie uses his considerable artistic talent to draw himself being being "taken advantage of" by a hybrid ape-woman ... IN ONE MINUTE!
2021-04-22 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 22, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Stories of SEX AROUND THE WORLD! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! RIP Tempest Storm, Queen of Burlesque! And HAPPY EARTH DAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 21st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! We salute a fallen star on this week's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! A fellow GARMY member earns the TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK award! Let's face it, we've got you over a barrel!
2021-04-21 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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The next 4 STARS LIVE TRR VIEWING PARTY!
Come watch us record TRR LIVE!
See the animals in their UNNATURAL HABITAT!
WEDNESDAY NIGHT! APRIL 21ST! 7PM (pacific)
We like it when you WATCH!
2021-04-21 04:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 20th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The power is yours on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! All hail our NEW patron god! And, happy NATIONAL LOOK ALIKE DAY!
Eddie's "ONE MINUTE SKETCH" auction!
Want to own an ORIGINAL "Eddie"?!
Eddie's "One Minute Sketch" is going up for AUCTION!
All proceeds go to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society!
Here's how it works:
The auction will go until NOON (PDT) tomorrow: Tuesday, April 2...
2021-04-19 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 19th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The UFOs are HERE! What sinister things are going on inside the brains of MICE? The best/worst BOND MOVIE ever! And, what are we ... CHOPPED LIVER?!
Eddie's "ONE-MINUTE SKETCH"!
On the newest episode of THE RALPH REPORT, Eddie was challenged to sketch a self-portrait from the far future! (Year 19,010 A.D.)
Here he's depicted himself as a bodiless head in a jar, in a rocket-powered, mechanical craft, rescuing the last chicken nugget of a badly-polluted Earth!
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2021-04-16 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHOT FUDGE! HOLY MOLEY!
A special thanks to Rebecca Jo and her 3 year-old little man for giving me a new reason to celebrate HOT FUDGE FRIDAY!
2021-04-16 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 16th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HOT FUDGE! HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Best Actor Oscar winners from the VIDEO VAULT! And, we all knew it was coming ...
HEY 4 STARS! Watch us tonight!
It's time for this week's 4 STAR WATCH PARTY!
See Eddie and Ralph LIVE in the Batcave!
Watch TRR recorded right in front of your eyes!
THURSDAY, APRIL 15TH at 7PM! (Pacific)
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Porn: Friend or Foe"?! Ways we DON'T want to die! The first plus-sized PLAYBOY cover! And, we salute the original victim of the "Force choke"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 14th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Mick Jagger has a new COVID song?! Eddie VS The State of Hawaii! And, an iconic Canadian on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
THE FINAL BATTLE OF THE GODS!
It has all come down to this ...
Who will be the patron god of TRR for the reminder of 2021?
It's LILITH vs QUETZALCOATL!
VS
2021-04-13 07:15:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 13th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The FINAL BATTLE of the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! Happy NATIONAL SCRABBLE DAY! How to survive a BREAKUP! And, we set sail on another TV TUNES TUESDAY!
MUNCHIN' THICK-IT!
This MUNCHIN' MONDAY, we dare to drink (eat?) THICKENED WATER!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 12th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A VACCINE SIDE-EFFECT update! Tales of BAD BOSSES! And, we dare to drink THICKENED WATER!
The return of the livestream COCKTAIL PARTY!
Hey GARMY!
Let's gather together again!
SATURDAY, APRIL 1Oth at 3pm (Pacific time)
Join us and maybe win some prizes in the GARMY GAME SHOW!
See you there!
2021-04-09 07:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 9th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Best Actress Oscar winners from the VIDEO VAULT! What is "thickened water"?! And, the TRR "Citizen of the Week"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The HISTORY of GENITAL NICKNAMES! The story of an unbelievable WEDDING! And, theme-park expert, BANKS LEE, talks about the new SONY themed, AQUAVERSE!
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