Here's another chance to own some original EDDIE PENCE ARTWORK!
You just need to make a donation of ANY SIZE, and email proof of your gift to qualify to win!
This week, we're going to help one of our own.
You may remember Garmy members Melissa a...
2022-02-18 23:14:34 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a "Freaky Friday" switch on today's VIDEO VAULT! Do you have an ANAL personality? And, YOU could win today's GARMY GAME SHOW! (It's all about MONKEYS!!!)
2022-02-18 08:01:03 +0000 UTC
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The worst clown ever … POOPY COTTONBALLS!
2022-02-17 09:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The dangers of "rough sex"! New art from Eddie that's DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, who's got COOTIES?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Another round of "Corrections & Apologies"! We can't see today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, it's all BIG BUCKS! NO WHAMMIES!
4 STAR GENERALS!
You are invited to watch us record TRR LIVE!
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH, 2022 at 7pm (PST)!
Watch us DO IT right in front of your eyes!
2022-02-16 00:40:50 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a full TV TUNES TUESDAY! Beware the HIPPOS! The Garmy raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, what's up with FORTUNE TELLERS?!
WE'RE FINALLY EATING SOME (spotted) DICK!
British
: a pudding made with suet and currants or raisins
2022-02-14 08:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Congratulations to the Super Bowl champion L.A. RAMS! Eddie eats some dick! (It's "Spotted Dick", but, still ...) And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from all of us on TRR to you! WE LOVE YOU!
2022-02-14 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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If you do, it can be YOURS!
Valentine's Day is all about HEARTS, so you can have Eddie's CUPID in your home by simply making a donation to a charity that funds cardiovascular medical research, educates consumers on healthy living, and fosters appropriate cardiac care in an ...
2022-02-12 21:25:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We pull some of our favorite flicks out of the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! An all "MEL BROOKS" edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, HOW YOU CAN WIN $10,000!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A "superfood' from the ocean?! What kind of porn is America watching?! Want a spooky old woman to tell your fortune?! And, more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS!
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2022-02-10 07:57:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a phantastic Philly ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! But, we have a crappy TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Steve Ashton drops by with the UK UPDATE! And, the tale of rock's greatest unsung DRUMMER!
2022-02-09 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Eddie ruins yet another holiday!
This time, Eddie depicts beloved cherub, Cupid, firing dildos into people's asses.
Sigh.
2022-02-08 17:14:52 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another TRR charity fundraiser! A salute to the world's most popular show on TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, Happy NATIONAL KITE FLYING DAY!* (*Who the f**k is flying a kite in February?)
2022-02-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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To continue our exploration of "faux foods", we TASTE-TEST a "whiskey alternative"!
It's got NO ALCOHOL, so even EDDIE can have a snort!
2022-02-07 08:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
4 STAR GENERALS ASSEMBLE!
Watch us record the show LIVE!
(We like it when you watch ...)
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 7TH, 2022
7 pm (PST)
JOIN US!
2022-02-07 08:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Bill Murray is a GOD! Roland Emmerich can kiss our asses! And, Ralph and Eddie finally become DRINKING BUDDIES for our TRR WHISKEY TASTE-TEST! (Okay, it's fake whiskey, but still ...)
2022-02-07 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Eddie's fear can be your newest art display!
"RUBBER TOES" can be yours!
Simply by making a donation to a charity that reaches out to and empowers people affected by limb loss to help them achieve their full potential through education, support ...
2022-02-06 19:45:14 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! The latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS from Eddie! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, a musical salute to THE DANGERS OF COCAINE!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the DAY THE MUSIC DIED! Also, HENTAI is disturbing! Plus, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is a dumpster fire! And, MAYONNAISE IS KING!
It's THE RALPH REPORT LIVE!
Thursday, February 3rd, 2022
7pm! (PST)
BE THERE OR RUE THE DAY!!!!
2022-02-03 04:01:26 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Don't walk away from today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! A jam-packed TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We raise money for charity with SUPER POO! Have a happy NATIONAL SERPENT DAY! And, it's a special MYSTERY "TV Tunes Tuesday"!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The NEWEST injury to our TRR team! RIP to the great Howard Hesseman! And, another fake food taste-test: VEGGIE HOT DOGS?!
A lot of people say they do ...
Well, you askes for it, so we are going to "Ralph-fle" it off!
Simply by making a donation to a charity that helps those with Crohn's disease!
(It causes inflammation of the digestive ...
2022-01-31 00:02:49 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL and this weekend's games! Steve Ashton is BACK and inspires this week's VIDEO VAULT picks! And, how well does Ralph know the PLANET OF THE APES? We find out in the GARMY GAME SHOW!
2022-01-28 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Some folks have said they are having a hard time viewing the "GHOST" video via Patreon.
So, I threw it up on YouTube for those Garmy members.
Hope this helps.
-RG
2022-01-27 17:54:42 +0000 UTC View PostHas Eddie's neighbor captured the image of a ghost?!
(SPOILERS: No. It's a damned bug on the lens.)