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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 27th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What do your SEX DREAMS really mean?! Do we have a GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA?! And, the never-ending battle to teach Eddie the difference between PIN and PEN ...

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Dicky LaRue!

Meet our sponsor! Eddie draws "Dicky LaRue"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 26th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We've got a heavenly ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! We take a bold stand AGAINST "Monkey Herpes"! And, BUTT WEEK continues! (Take THAT "Shark Week".)

Welcome 4 STARS! Watch TRR LIVE!

Watch us record TRR LIVE!!!

Tuesday, January 25th at 7pm (PST)!!!

Come join us!!!!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 25th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're over the moon for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy ROBERT BURNS DAY! (It's a Scottish thing.) And, meet our favorite MONKEY!

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: "Beyond" chicken!

We taste-test KFC's new meatless "Chicken" nuggets!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 24th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We celebrate 4 YEARS of the show! We answer the musical question: "What, what?" And, we TASTE-TEST the new "Beyond Chicken" nuggets from KFC! "Kentucky Fried Miracle" or WTF, KFC?

2022-01-24 08:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

WARNING! Eddie is gross!

Here is this week's DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS sketch.

Many Garmy members have requested to see it.

I have nothing else to add except ... I'm sorry.

-RG

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 21st, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL Playoffs! The all-Disney edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! The VIDEO VAULT keeps you warm this winter! And, it's finally happened, a "DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS" sketch by Eddie Pence that's TOO OFFENSIVE to show!

2022-01-21 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

4 STAR GENERALS! WATCH US TONIGHT!

LIVE TRR!

THURSDAY, JANUARY 20TH, 2022

7pm (PST)

3 & 4 STAR Cocktail Party!

3 and 4 STAR GENERALS!

Join us for a Garmy cocktail party this SATURDAY, JANUARY 22nd, 2022 at 3pm (PST)

WE ARE CELEBRATING 4 YEARS OF "THE RALPH REPORT"!

Four years ago to the day, THE RALPH REPORT first launched!

Let's have some drinks, ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 20th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Today's SEX U. class has stamina! Bill Murray is the BEST! A tribute to Dr. "Bones" McCoy! And, who the hell was SLIM WHITMAN? 

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 19th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A flashy ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! An update of the "farts in a jar" girl!  And, meet Snow White's newest DWARF! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 18th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's an uncanny TV TUNES TUESDAY! The adventures of SUPERPOOH! Another diabolical TONGUE TWISTER! And, we raise a bunch of money for the Scleroderma Research Foundation in honor of BOB SAGET! 

2022-01-18 08:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Goat's milk!

Will Eddie enjoy the rich, creamy milk right from a goat's teat?!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 17th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What does GOAT'S MILK taste like? Does anyone need to eat WHALE MEAT? And, join us in our WAR ON GLITTER!

You can own "Ralph the Bear"!

"Ralph the Bear" can be yours!

Simply by making a donation to a charity that was near and ear to the late Bob Saget's heart, the Scleroderma Research Foundation.

Saget first supported the non-profit in 1991,...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 14th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL PLAYOFFS! (Go Birds!) The VIDEO VAULT picks are BIOPICS! And, YOU COULD WIN fabulous cash and prizes in the "Spider-Man" edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) 

2022-01-14 08:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

"RALPH THE BEAR"!

Ralph's ultimate goal: His brain inside a bear's body!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 13th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What will be the hottest SEX TRENDS for 2022?! Is the average person really carrying around 5-20 pounds of POOP?! And, what's the best DRIVING SONG of all time?!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 12th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Crying in the "House of ELVIS"! A One-Hit Wonder WEDNESDAY to BELIEVE in! And, all hail the new Animal/Human HYBRIDS! 

The first TRR 4 STAR party for 2022!

Come watch us record TRR live!

Wednesday night, January 12th, 7pm (PST)

Come hang with us and your fellow 4 STAR GENERALS!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 11th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Don't stick stuff up your NOSE! A new and improved TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, tales of GOATS and GARDEN HOSES!

EDDIE AND THE PIE!

This week, we interrupt our usual "Munchin' Monday" broadcast schedule to bring you this special presentation of Eddie being hit in the face with a pie ...

ENJOY!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 10th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie is BACK! Ralph's rough weekend! A tribute to Bob Saget. Unforgivable Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame snubs! And, someone is getting a "Mushroom Cream Pie" to the FACE! (Spoilers: It's Eddie.)

2022-01-10 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 7th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Special guest co-host Steve Ashton farts in a jar! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the final week of the NFL season! TRR VIDEO VAULT salute to Sundance! And, you could win the GARMY GAME SHOW! So ... HAPPY FRIDAY!

2022-01-07 08:02:30 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 6th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Steve Ashton DO THE HUSTLE! Our reviews of COBRA KAI: Season Four! And, today's SEX UNIVERSITY is a real GAS!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 5th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the greatest U.S./British alliance since WW 2 as Steve Ashton steps in to co-host! Featuring, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY, Steve's spectacular holiday festivities, and Eddie's SECRET LIFE!

2022-01-05 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 4th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We can see that science is MAGIC! Special guest co-host Kari attempts her first TONGUE TWISTER! Don't step on that SCALE! And, we're calling all cars for TV TUNES TUESDAY!

2022-01-04 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Gum jobs!