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2022-08-20 16:36:45 +0000 UTC
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Hey THREE AND FOUR-STAR GARMY GENERALS!
It's time we had another virutal cocktail party!
Join your other fellow generals and Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari!
We'll hang out, answer your questions and maybe enjoy a cocktail or two!
SUNDAY, AUGUST 21st,...
2022-08-19 21:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Eddie's latest masterpiece is a sweet memory of his youth!
Learning karate at a "Sports Bar" that featured under-age drinking and rum cake!
2022-08-19 16:36:47 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A very chilly VIDEO VAULT! And, a Garmy member might win fabulous cash and prizes (cash not included) on the GARMY GAME SHOW!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What is "Porn for WOMEN"? The return of THE MOLE? REALLY? And, more AIR-CONDITIONER tales!
The A/C is back!
But, TRR won't be back with new episodes until tomorrow. Sorry.
Until then, here's an episode from WAAAAY back!
August 17th .... 2018!
2022-08-17 07:03:59 +0000 UTC View Post
The A/C is BACK! And, my back is BACK!
But, it took a ton of time to make it happen, so, there was no time to prep a new episode for today .... My apologies.
LMB.
-RG
2022-08-17 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Calling all FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Join us and watch us record TRR LIVE in the Batcave!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17th, 2022 at 7pm! (PDT)
Featuring the return of JENNIFER "Queen J" STEWART!
2022-08-17 01:43:52 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, the GARMY raises money to battle BREAST CANCER! We discover yet another food that traumatized Eddie! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the purrfect JULIE NEWMAR!
2022-08-16 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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"... the game show where everybody hates Ralph!"
2022-08-15 17:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe dive into Ralph's HOMEMADE FRENCH'S MUSTARD DONUTS!
Spicy and sweet, just like US!
2022-08-15 07:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's Eddie VS The Criminals! We try homemade MUSTARD DONUTS! And, hear about the GAME SHOW where everybody hated Ralph!
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His version of two pals just HOLDING HANDS!
You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate to help fight BREAST CANCER!
As a tribute to the late OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN, let's donate to fight the ...
2022-08-13 23:00:49 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : STEVE ASHTON and the UK UPDATE! We commercialize the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, kick back, relax, and enjoy a SUMMER HOLIDAY from the Video Vault!
Eddie answers the question: "What would Ralph and Eddie look like walking HAND IN HAND?"
Awwwwww.
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More bad news in the MACAQUE UPDATE! SEX UNIVERSITY asks "Who is the #PrinceOfPegging"? And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the all-time great comic book artists, JIM LEE! (Art by Jim Lee)
2022-08-11 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The return of STEVE ASHTON! A wild and crazy ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a new taste sensation, MUSTARD DONUTS!
Join us for a virtual party while we record The Ralph Report LIVE for your amusement!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 10th, 2022 at 7pm!!!
ALL FOUR-STAR GENERALS ARE WELCOME!
2022-08-10 04:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : TV TUNES TUESDAY presents the best COP SHOW of all! The GARMY raises money to help the EASTERN KENTUCKY flood victims! And, our loving tribute to the iconic OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN!
2022-08-09 07:02:01 +0000 UTC
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As described on today's (Monday) THE RALPH REPORT ... Here is my FOUR-TIME baking failure presented in pictures.
At least, the final result was a happy kid.
NEVER SURRENDER, GARMY!
LMB!
2022-08-08 15:39:00 +0000 UTC
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People are waiting in line for BLOCKS to get RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS at their new location in Burbank, CA!
Are the worth the wait? We give 'em a try ...
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The legend of THE GREAT CAKE DISASTER! Who gave us the MIDDLE FINGER? And, we try RAISING CANE'S CHICKEN FINGERS to see if they're worth the wait!
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His version of Ralph licking an ICE CREAM SANDWICH with his "muscular" tongue!
You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate to help the FLOOD VICTIMS OF EASTERN KENTUCKY!
Dozens of people have lost...
2022-08-05 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Will you know the "Famous Last Words" in the GARMY GAME SHOW?! The future of THE FLASH! And, we say R.I.P. BATGIRL with a salute to MOVIE HEROINES!
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2022-08-05 07:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome to the age of ZOMBIE ROBOTS! What killed BATGIRL? And, the SOUNDS OF SEX!
Eddie's artistic representation of Ralph's "muscular tongue" enjoying a delicious ICE CREAM SANDWICH!
2022-08-03 07:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We all knew she could write music and sing ... But, she can draw, too!
Here's JENNIFER STEWART's salute to Ralph, Eddie and her in the BATCAVE!
2022-08-03 07:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : JENNIFER "Queen J" STEWART joins us in the BATCAVE! Eddie's new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! A new "One-Hit Wonder" WEDNESDAY! And, leave ROAD HOUSE alone!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We go deep in the heart of TV TUNES TUESDAY! The amazing GARMY raises money for VETERANS! The world's greatest GRAVE MARKER! And, for the last time ... FUCK PENNIES!
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2022-08-02 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostAs discussed on today's episode of THE RALPH REPORT!
2022-08-01 20:57:10 +0000 UTC View Post