All FOUR-STAR GENERALS are cordially invited to join us for a LIVE TRR WATCHPARTY!
See us record the show LIVE and join in the chatroom for fun with the other FOUR-STAR GARMY GENERALS!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 2nd at 7pm! (PDT)
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2022-08-01 18:31:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKES offered a black plastic surprise in every glass!
Who was to blame? ... Eddie? Ralph? Kuperman?!
Well, here's the culprit ... Apparently, the plastic housing for the blender's blade rotor came off and became today's special ingredient!
YUMMY!...
2022-08-01 16:51:24 +0000 UTC View PostWILL WE ROCK EDDIE'S WORLD?!
And, as a bonus, each shake comes with a special SURPRISE!!!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Life is a BEACH! Knott's BURY Farm?! And, Eddie learns the magic of a COFFEE ICE CREAM MILKSHAKE!
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His version of Ralph at a TOGA PARTY ORGY!
You might own this classic piece of art if you donate to help VETERANS!
In light of this week's events in Washington D.C, let's help those men and women who pu...
2022-07-29 22:24:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Eddie's version of what Ralph looks like a Roman orgy!
2022-07-29 07:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the GARMY GAME SHOW! A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, SEXY movies from the VIDEO VAULT!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We ask the TOUGH questions! Like, "How many CHICKEN TENDERS can you eat in five minutes?" "How do you host an ORGY?" And, "What's up with the KILLER MONKEYS?"
Time for our weekly FOUR-STAR PARTY!
All FOUR-STAR generals are invited to the Batcave to watch us record TRR: LIVE via Crowdcast!
THURSDAY, JULY 28th, 2022 at 7pm!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Eddie sings the BLUES! We go DOWN UNDER for today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, our all-star salute to the ZAMBONI!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The birds have F**KED UP names! The GARMY raises even MORE money for charity! Tongues get GLUED! And, a salute to one of the great TV shows of the 60's! Be seeing you!
Some things are just WRONG.
2022-07-25 07:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We talk SAN DIEGO COMIC CON! We eat the world's worst "cheese steak"! And, we prepare for the KILLER ROBOTS!
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His imagining of what shoes made from dildos would look like ... DICK FEET!
You might own this piece of art if you donate to help KIDS who NEED SHOES. (Ones that aren't made of dicks.)
Donate to "SHOES ...
2022-07-23 19:17:16 +0000 UTC View Post
When Eddie heard a company was making shoes out of recycled dildos, he had a very specific idea as to what they would look like ...
2022-07-22 07:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : MYRTLE BEACH to the rescue! POWER to the sex workers! A new DRAWN in 60 SECONDS! And, the latest GARMY GAME SHOW!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the ... TERROR OF THE MONKEY! Plus, good COWBOYS and bad COWBOYS! And, we ask "Are MASKS sexy?"
CALLING ALL FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Come watch us record TRR LIVE!
THURSDAY, July 21st, 2022 at 7:00pm (PDT)
We love when you watch us DO IT!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie is back! Wanna wear some DILDO SHOES? Meet our TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is straight FIRE!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome special guest co-host, "Queen J" herself, Jennifer Stewart! Plus, a secret TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY changes the life of one of their own! And, HAPPY NATIONAL DAIQU...
2022-07-19 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's about time Eddie tried the British classic, SHEPHERD'S PIE!
Will he see the light, or continue to live in eternal darkness?
2022-07-18 07:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostSHOTS FIRED!
It's Eddie Pence VS "Drew from the Bronx"!
(And Eddie VS The rest of "Yankee Nation", too, apparently ...)
2022-07-18 07:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another reason Ralph is Knott going to the Berry Farm! More days of YACHT ROCK SUMMER! And, will Eddie finally discover the magic that is the classic British dish, SHEPHERD'S PIE?!
2022-07-18 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: The creature that keeps us all safe from the creatures in the ZOO OF TERROR ... "Lou The Zookeeper"!
You might own this animalistic piece of art if you donate to help one of our own GARMY members ... Sall...
2022-07-15 21:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT ; Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We open up the VIDEO VAULT! Unleash your inner animal with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, a REALITY SHOW showdown ... SNOOKI vs DR. OZ!
The latest by Eddie Pence … Meet our new friend, LOU!
He's the mutant ZOOKEEPER at the ZOO OF TERROR!
2022-07-14 07:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Beware the ZOO OF TERROR! Plus, the SEXUAL challenges of OCD! And, our all-star salute to FUDGIE THE WHALE!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Is SLEEPWALKING a defense for MURDER?! The return of STEVE ASHTON! And, escape into ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
All FOUR-STAR GARMY GENERALS are invited to join us as we record TRR LIVE!!!
WEDNESDAY, JULY 13TH, 2022 at 7pm!
Watch us record the show LIVE ( and see Ralph slowly get liquored up) and hang with your fellow FOUR-STARS!
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Here's the deal ... FREE STANDARD SHIPPING on all TRR merch!
Here's your chance to save some DOUGH and get yourself a piece of TRR! 2022-07-12 21:26:38 +0000 UTC View Post