On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is in the right key! Prospector Larry has a pet MULE?! And, we remember when Bud Light was for REAL MEN by saluting a true American hero ... SPUDS MACKENZIE!
2023-05-31 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Eddie tries a (virgin) MINT JULEP on National Mint Julep Day!
2023-05-30 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's festive holiday weekend! A special TV TUNES TUESDAY for our buddies! Happy HOLE IN MY BUCKET DAY! And, special guest, PROSPECTOR LARRY!
It's a TRR FLASHBACK!
We're taking Memorial Day off ...
So, let's set the "Wayback Machine" for May 29th ... 2019!
COME PARTY WITH US!
All THREE and FOUR STAR generals are invite to hang out with us at a virtual COCKTAIL PARTY!
SUNDAY, MAY 28TH, 2023 at NOON! (PDT)
Join Ralph, Eddie, Queen J, your fellow Garmy members ... an...
2023-05-26 22:12:18 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The GARMY GAME SHOW! Buddy Cop movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, where in the WORLD do men sit down to PEE?
Ralph and Eddie share a bottle of WATERMELON WINE!
2023-05-25 08:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostCan Eddie make up for his Prom Night karaoke disaster 31 years ago?!
2023-05-25 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: You can live in the BRADY BUNCH house! Eddie BUSTS A MOVE! And, when women are in charge: The FEMDOM world!
FOUR STAR GENERALS!
You're invited to join us in the Batcave for a LIVE recording of TRR!
Watch us do our thing while you chat with other FOUR-STARS!
THURSDAY, MAY 25th at 7pm! (PDT)
2023-05-25 06:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bust ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY wide open! Eddie's shameful PROM NIGHT! And, another peppy song from "Don't HUFF" McGruff!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY from Mars! More hit songs from McGruff The Crime Dog! Tongue TWISTERS! And, as always, F**K PENNIES!
Not just pretty, the Fuchsia plant is also a healthy snack!
But, what does it taste like ...?
2023-05-22 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A snack from the MUNCHIN' MONDAY garden! Eddie is WONDERFUL with children! And, the greatest hits of McGRUFF: THE CRIME DOG!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A brand new CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We pull some CLASSIC movies out of the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW: Justice League Edition!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What our PORN HABITS say about our society! The most DANGEROUS breakfast cereal EVER! And, Ralph's take on The NEW Joe Schmo Show!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Sea-Monkeys are even WORSE then we thought! Eddie feasts on PHEASANTS?! And, a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a terrific TV TUNES TUESDAY! You won't believe where Eddie was PIERCED! And, we revisit the biggest kid scam ever ... SEA-MONKEYS!
East Coast (and other) FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
We have heard your plea!
We know the usual time of 7pm (PDT) is too late for some of you stay up and watch us record LIVE in the Batcave!
So, we're doing this one especially for you!
WATCH US LIVE...
2023-05-16 01:44:25 +0000 UTC View PostHi Garmy!
Want to share THE RALPH REPORT with your friends and get them to join the Garmy?!
Well, let them know that we put out a free sample episode every week.
Hopefully, they'll like our show and sign up to join us Monday thru Friday!
Tel...
2023-05-15 16:10:19 +0000 UTC View PostA superfood from the Native Americans!
But, can we survive it?!
2023-05-15 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph's review of GUARDIANS Vol. 3! (Spoiler free.) Eddie gets too much for a good thing?! And, why do they call them CHOKEBERRIES?! We MUNCH them to find out!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will you win the GARMY GAME SHOW?! Another troubling WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR! And, it's SUMMERTIME inside the VIDEO VAULT!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Class is in session at SEX U.! Time to earn some BROWNIE POINTS! And, "Hello Dali!"
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The wait for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is finally over! What's the going rate for TOE SUCKING these days?! And, PRELL used to be a thing ... What happened to PRELL?!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE, right before your very eyes!
WEDNESDAY, MAY 10th, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)
Come hang with us and your fellow FOUR-STAR generals!
2023-05-10 00:31:49 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY will slay you! Get your friends together for NATIONAL SLEEPOVER DAY! And, Ralph was feeling a little too good about himself, so it's time to read some ex-listener MEAN EXIT SURVEYS!
2023-05-09 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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We try to change Eddie's mind with a classic TUNA sandwich from a SoCal favorite restaurant, "The Habit Burger Grill"!
Plus, a special appearance by Phoebe, the Circus Dog!
2023-05-08 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie chows down on some TUNA! ANOTHER terrifying BABY DOLL toy! And, what are CHOKEBERRIES?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We support the WGA with a special SCREENWRITERS edition of the VIDEO VAULT! Will YOU win the GARMY GAME SHOW?! And, of course, HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
