On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Have you been masturbating all WRONG?! The bad old days of early PLASTIC SURGERY! Are some people TOO ATTRACTIVE? And, I guess we have to say it ... MAY THE 4TH be with you. Sigh.
2023-05-04 07:02:06 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're caught in the middle of a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Ralph is a WIZARD! And, an interview with comedian TAYLOR WILLIAMSON! (And, his dog, Baby Betty.)
Sorry for the late notice, but a change in scheduling makes TONIGHT the only night we can do our FOUR STAR WATCH PARTY this week!
TUESDAY, MAY 2ND, 2023 at 7pm!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us record LIVE...
2023-05-02 17:55:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a perfect TV TUNES TUESDAY! A special salute to TEACHERS and FOSTER FAMILIES! Orgasmic classical music! And, Happy WORLD TUNA DAY!
ANTS: Nature's bite-sized SNACK?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's back from the GREAT WHITE NORTH! The dumbest toy EVER! And, what do QUEEN WEAVER ANTS taste like? We find out!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's the return of STEVE ASHTON as Steve checks in from the HOSPITAL! Meet the world's most TERRIFYING DOLL! And, test how well you know TV CATCHPHRASES on today's GARMY GAME SHOW!
2023-04-28 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Spielberg on the new INDIANA JONES! The sad tale of SNUGGLES the dog! And, the TOP TEN destinations for your summer EROTIC VACATION!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: RIP Harry Belafonte. ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday goes Dutch! And, why do ALIENS want our COWS?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We get lathered up over today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Have a very happy HUG A PLUMBER and LINGERIE DAY! And, why call this poor guy a "soda JERK"?! (I mean, other than the hat.)
2023-04-25 07:01:01 +0000 UTC
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It's a FOUR-STAR Watch-a-palooza!
TUESDAY, APRIL 25TH, 2023 at 7pm!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR ... LIVE!
2023-04-25 05:12:45 +0000 UTC View PostEddie gets a down home Southern favorite ... FRIED OKRA!
2023-04-24 07:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A classic, down home MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Ralph's wheelin' and dealin'! Did Eddie finally SNAP?! And, Disneyland's fire-breathing dragon gets a taste of it's own medicine! Karma, bitch!
2023-04-24 07:04:02 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: TV SHOWS turned MOVIES from the "Video Vault"! A brand new CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, YOU might win the ALL-STALLONE Movie Edition of today's GARMY GAME SHOW!
Many of you heard Daniel's voicemail on Wednesday and asked how you can help.
Daniel recently lost his job. Now, he has to try to reassemble his life, and that of his children, as well as handle the funeral arrangements of his partner, Candace, who took her own life.
If you're interes...
2023-04-20 07:09:21 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The top ten most DANGEROUS sex positions! New music from FOO FIGHTERS! And, HAPPY 4/20, y'all!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A plastic, fantastic, ONE-HIT WONDER! Eddie hates on Ralph's boyhood LULLABYE! And, the age old battle rages on: "JIF" vs "GIF"!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a mod, mod TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL PINATA DAY! And, Stallone SINGS!
Calling all FOUR-STARS !
Watch us record TRR LIVE and chat with your fellow generals!
TUESDAY, APRIL 18TH, 2023 at 7pm!
Come hang out with us in the Batcave!
2023-04-18 03:52:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Prunes: They're not just for POOPING anymore!"
2023-04-17 07:50:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Woman, make me some COFFEE!" Today's featured MUNCHIN' MONDAY food is AMAZIN'! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the official car of The Ralph Report: The MUSTANG!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another SEXIST "word from our sponsors"! More movies plucked from the VIDEO VAULT! And, how well do you know the SOUNDS of an 80's VIDEO ARCADE?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What your job says about your SEX LIFE! The AI bot that wants to wipe us OUT! And, the MAGIC of TV HORROR MOVIE HOSTS!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A sweet ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY from up north! Eddie's FAVORITE restaurant! And, a salute to the man who gave us the SMILEY FACE!
Calling all FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Come into the BATCAVE and watch us record TRR LIVE!!!
Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)
2023-04-12 04:58:12 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie is an ADDICT! Happy EIGHT-TRACK TAPE DAY! And, screw Chris Pratt ... There is only one true MARIO!
A culinary classic! Chicken, ham, and cheese ...
But, will Eddie "mix his meats"?
2023-04-10 07:51:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A treasure from SHOWBIZ HISTORY! A "blue ribbon" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, we're reunited and COVID-free!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The VIDEO VAULT gets lost at sea! Kanye's school SUCKS! Welsh women dig PRISONERS! And, you could WIN the ALL-BATMAN edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW!
As heard on today's SEX UNIVERSITY class!
A lot off folks have asked for the penis size list, so here you are!
Good luck to your favorite COUNTRY!
LMB!
2023-04-06 20:48:46 +0000 UTC View Post