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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY from Mars! More hit songs from McGruff The Crime Dog! Tongue TWISTERS! And, as always, F**K PENNIES!


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Imagined if you rolled NICKELS!

Ralph Garman

I'm sure it's lovely to be affluent enough to disregard pennies. My wife and I put all our pennies in a jar and roll up $40-$60 every 3 months or so, which is a quarterly bonus to our budget (we're ALWAYS in need of $50 extra) that wouldn't exist for us if pennies were abolished. Money-people REALLY need to stop hating on poor folk's quarterly bump. Thank you. L.M.B.!

Josh Tanner

Eddie doesn’t like taffy because it’s work… he has to chew it 🤣

Matt Alexander


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