THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 26th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've traveled miles for this ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The good vs. evil of AI! And, you just can't ignore a man who's ON FIRE!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've traveled miles for this ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The good vs. evil of AI! And, you just can't ignore a man who's ON FIRE!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help comic book creators in need! A prime example for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Ralph and Eddie share their San Diego Comic Con adventures!

Hey gang, Ralph here. So very sorry there's no new episode today, but I got hit with some kind of stomach bug after San Diego Comic Con and it has NOT been pretty. So, here's a flashback episode from July 24th, 2020. We'll be back with a new show tomorrow, including our Comic Con recap. Tha...
2023-07-24 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to own this original Eddie Pence portrait of "Drunk", the American Gladiator?!
Well, we're asking you to help comic book artists and writers with donations to THE HERO INITIATIVE!
The Hero Initiative creates a financial safety ne...
2023-07-22 03:35:41 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Support a Garmy business! Actors playing actors in the VIDEO VAULT! And, you might win today's GARMY GAME SHOW!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We support SMALL BUSINESSES! The one vacation trip that Eddie FEARS! And, tips on how to make your own erotic HOME MOVIES!

Eddie's portrait of Ralph as the legendary American Gladiator ... "DRUNK"!
2023-07-19 07:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY has a lot of personality! A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS artwork by Eddie Pence! And, HAPPY POD-IVERSARY to Queen J!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy raises money to help the striking artists! The future of Ralph's Christmas song! We get zapped by today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY!

It's this week's FOUR-STAR WATCH PARTY!
You get to hang in the Batcave with your fellow Four-Star generals and watch us do that thing we do!
TUESDAY, JULY 18TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)
See ya then!
LMB!
2023-07-18 03:49:08 +0000 UTC View PostBite into one before one bites into YOU!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We come out of our shell for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Ralph gets COVERED! And, the worst SUPERMAN ever?!

Want to own this original Eddie Pence portrait of "Stabby", the American Gladiator?!
Well, we're asking you to help the striking union members with donations to the ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY FUND!
The ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY FUND ...
2023-07-14 18:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to WRITERS with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The premiere of new remastered REVOLVER music! And, we revisit an old classic from the files of the Garmy Game Show ... "SDRAWKCAB"!
2023-07-14 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Eddie's portrait of the worst "American Gladiator" in the show's history ... Meet "Stabby"!
2023-07-13 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of ZIGGY?! A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, mirror, mirror, on the wall ... is MIRROR SEX the best of all?!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Snoopy's favorite SNACK CAKE! And, for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY, we're walking in the 90's!

HEY, FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Come hang out in the Batcave and watch us do our thing!
Join us:
WEDNESDAY, JULY 12TH, 2023 at 6:30 pm! (PDT)
(Note the time change. We're starting a little earlier than usual.)
SEE ...
2023-07-11 22:55:15 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We rock on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! What's up with BANANAS?! And, HAPPY 7-ELEVEN DAY! Let's get our SLURPEE on!
Ever have BANANA MILK? We have!
2023-07-10 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: The summer's best new documentaries! Does Eddie finally have a Wikipedia page?! And, we just had to try ORANGE MILK, right?!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're trippin' with our picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Queen J pits Ralph against Eddie in the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the history of the GREATEST ROCK TRIO (made up of 13 year-olds) EVER!...
2023-07-07 07:02:17 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're back with VACATION TALES! Who's in the MILE HIGH CLUB?! Another BLAST FROM THE PAST! And, our reviews of the new INDIANA JONES movie! (No spoilers ...)

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We're BACK!
Will you be?
We're inviting all FOUR-STAR GARMY GENERALS to join us in the Batcave for the LIVE recording of TRR!
THURSDAY, JULY 6TH, 2023! 7pm!(PDT)
Come hang with us and your fellow FOUR-STARS live!
2023-07-06 02:18:32 +0000 UTC View PostA lot of folks ask when did the friendship between Adam and I truly begin.
If I had to put my finger on it, I would say it was the three days we shot this TV show together. Nothing but laughs and two guys goofing off.
It's hard to find this show, so here's our 2006 episode of the shor...
2023-07-05 16:09:26 +0000 UTC View PostMy favorite all-time interview.
In 2012, I did a 90 minute interview with my friend Adam West in front of a live audience.
We both had a great time.
And, I sure do miss him.

We're all missing our beloved Brit, Steve Ashton, so here's a flashback to his interview! Get well soon, Steve!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We can't get enough dick on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy National BINGO Day! And, we salute Sweden's greatest ELVIS impersonator!

Once again, trying to change Eddie's life for the BETTER!
This time, with vanilla ice cream and DR. PEPPER & CREAM SODA!
