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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 26th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet our newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! (R.I.P.) Have a cold, refreshing MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, RIDDLE ME THIS: When is a president like a DONUT?!

RALPH-FFLE: Win "Jackman & Nuggs"!

Want to own this original Eddie Pence art of the superheroes "Jackman", and his trusty sidekick, "Nuggs"?!

Well, we're asking you to help sick kids and their families with donations to the RONALD McDONALD HOUSE CHARITIES!

The first Ro...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 23rd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's another HOT FUDGE FRIDAY! We're going "animal style" on the GARMY GAME SHOW! We've got a couple of WILD picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, a BRAND NEW piece of ART from Eddie that was DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

2023-06-23 07:51:20 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 22nd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT:  Signals from the LOST SUB?! Another blast from the PAST! And, the people who get turned on by WATCHING!

FOUR-STARS IN THE BATCAVE!

CALLING A FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

Come watch us record TRR LIVE in the Batcave!

THURSDAY, JUNE 22nd, 2023 at 7pm!

RALPH-FFLE: Win "Vanna Pence"!

Want to own this original self-portrait of Eddie dressed in a lovely gown turning letters on WHEEL OF FORTUNE?

Well, in honor of Eddie beautiful gown, we're asking for donations to DRESS FOR SUCCESS! (Or a similar charity in your community.)

The mission of Dr...

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 21st, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What is a DEAD PEASANT insurance policy?!  More on the Titan submarine HORROR STORY! And, we've got a brand nu ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's! 

Go see EDDIE PENCE ... and help the GIRAFFES!

Wednesday, June 21st, 2023!

Get tickets here:

https://app.showslinger.com/ticket_payment/13028/checkout_ticket

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 20th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We turn the world on with our TV TUNES TUESDAY! The stuff of Ralph's NIGHTMARES! And, a bloody battle in the "Ice Cream Beverage Wars": ICE CREAM SODA VS. MILKSHAKE!

2023-06-20 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: French Radishes!

The classic French snack: Radishes, butter and salt!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 19th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ooh la la! It's a MUNCHIN' MONDAY from France! We expose the "skeletons in our closet"! And, Ralph and Eddie give their SPOILER FREE reviews of THE FLASH!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 16th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's VACATION plans! A salute to FATHER'S DAY from the VIDEO VAULT! And, does Ralph know his GAME SHOWS? We'll find out with the ALL GAME SHOW edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! 

(Ooh ... That's "meta" ...)

2023-06-16 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: "Vanna Pence"!

Here's what Eddie will look like turning the letters on "Wheel of Fortune"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 15th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph's STRIPPER SONGS! The GARMY raises money to FEED HUNGRY KIDS! And, today's Sex U. class: Fantasy VS Reality!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 14th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Meet the FATHER OF TELEVISION! We've got a classic ONE-HIT WONDER! And, could you lose 50 POUNDS just eating FAST FOOD?!

CALLING ALL FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

You are invited to join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE!

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14TH at 7pm! (PDT)

Come hang with us and your fellow FOUR-STARS!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 13th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY is in the news! Do we really need a FORKLIFT holiday?! And, what little girl wants a HOBO doll?!

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Harðfiskur from Iceland!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 12th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's another MIRTHFUL MONDAY! The return of the world's WORST movie franchise?! Cleopatra had a killer asp! And, why does Ralph's house stink? It could be the FISH JERKY from ICELAND (aka Harðfiskur) for today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY!

2023-06-12 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

It's this week's RALPH-FFLE!

Want some original Eddie Pence ART?!

You might hang "EDDIE-MINGO" in your very own home!

Just make a donation to help feed hungry kids by donating to NO KID HUNGRY! 

(Or a similar charity in your community.)
2023-06-09 22:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS returns!

Could Eddie have survived that dog attack without his sturdy legs?

No! 

As you can see by a half Eddie-half flamingo ... The "Eddie-Mingo"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 9th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're joined by QUEEN J! We support the WGA with Oscar-winning screenwriters from the VIDEO VAULT! And, an actual Garmy member plays the GARMY GAME SHOW!

FOUR STARS! WATCH US HERE!

FOUR STAR GENERALS!

Watch us record LIVE via Crowdcast!

THURSDAY, JUNE 8th at 7pm! (PDT)

And, you might win some fabulous CASH and PRIZES (cash not included) when we pick someone out of the "studio audience" ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 8th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: RIP to The Iron Sheik! Why is it called "SPRING cleaning"?! And, meet the folks who get turned on by BALLOONS!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 7th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! More HORRORS of AIR TRAVEL! And, we face today's ONE-HIT WONDER! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 6th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Boys are BACK! And, we built a spectacular TV TUNES TUESDAY from various bits and pieces! It's Ralph VS Humanity! Eddie proves he's NOT a flamingo! And, Happy National DRIVE-IN MOVIE DAY!

2023-06-06 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK: June 5th ... 2019!

We set the "Wayback Machine" for today, June 5th ... four years ago!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 2nd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Some golden picks from the VIDEO VAULT! You might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, why do we "take a knee" when we PROPOSE?!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 1st, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: America: Are you sexually satisfied?! Scotland: Do you have the best ice cream trucks?! And, Superman: Happy Birthday!

FOUR STAR WATCH PARTY for this week!

FOUR STAR GENERALS!!!

Join us in the Batcave for a LIVE recording of TRR!

THURSDAY, JUNE 1st at 7pm! (PDT)

See ya there!