One of These Damn Yeti Movies
This one's really crazy. 18+
2019-06-11 04:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
You get to watch it early because I love you (just kidding, it's because you pay me)!
2019-06-09 10:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post
YAY! Good Evening Happy Fun Fans! It's time for a SUPER AWESOME, POSITIVE, and especially FAMILY FRIENDLY episode!! WE LOVE YOU!!!
Vimeo link for those having issues with playback (thanks Youtube). Thank you for your patience! 2019-06-08 02:52:49 +0000 UTC View Post
For those of you who like spoilers!
2019-06-07 04:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio link attached for those who prefer to listen.
2019-06-06 01:04:52 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys!
Once again we we will be running a patrons choice offer. This will work in the following way:
We visited Pensacola, FL last month and filmed our outing to Ft. Pickens. I left it without music so that you guys could hear what we heard and experience it with us. Hope you enjoy!
2019-06-04 21:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Audio link attached for your listening pleasure.
2019-06-01 00:06:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Flashy Fried! This time everyone's in it!
2019-05-30 21:20:45 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know that this can even properly be called an episode of Flash Fried, since it doesn't contain Paul or Scotty, but I guess today it's the best we can do. I think the show is pretty good, considering 2/3rds of the cast are missing, but I will ultimately let you guys be the judge of that. 2019-05-29 21:27:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Just wanted to give you all the heads up. Due to a last-minute and unavoidable issue, we'll be recording this week's Flash Fried tomorrow. We just didn't want you guys to be out of the loop and waiting.
See you tomorrow!
- Paul the Ball
Fat scammer, Pessimist Productions.
2019-05-29 19:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
For bedtime. Let me know if it works.
2019-05-27 08:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Any and all questions you have about Cannibalism answered in today's episode of DEEP FAT FUCKING FRIED.
2019-05-25 00:46:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, I'm still looking for stories and videos for this. Unfortunately, most of what was submitted was not very good. So if you have any suggestions, leave them below (and dear god don't bother suggesting the stupid Ben Shapiro video of him running scared from the BBC).
2019-05-24 00:12:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Banned gay cartoon weddings, GoT, and more.
2019-05-23 00:18:04 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys, I was going to do Abandon Hope tonight, but I'm feeling a little under the weather. So I'm going to be doing it Thursday, at around 8 PM Central. It will be live, and if you have anything you'd like to submit, the official thread for doing so can be found here: 2019-05-22 01:45:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Afternoon Tomatinos!
Want to have your question asked by the guys? Now is your chance! We will be filming a Patreon AMA (Date Tentative) where TJ, Scotty and Paul answer curated questions from you, the Chef's Table.
Now, I know you've noticed the term 'curated questions'. T...
2019-05-20 20:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Step right up!The hour of the feast approaches! Loosen your belts and get ready for a towering plate of HIGHDEOLOGY! Served hot and fresh only for Patrons!
2019-05-18 23:45:18 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder that tomorrow night at 8 PM CDT PaulsEgo will go live for his monthly solo stream of HIGHDEOLOGY! The link will drop one hour before showtime!
The notorious Jesse James is the topic for tonight's episode of DEEP FAT FRIED.
Audio attached for our audio listeners.
2019-05-17 23:25:19 +0000 UTC View PostIt won't be long before your favorite pessimists hit 5000 patrons! In the meantime Tomatino's we wanted to hear what you'd like to see for the 5000 goal. Please comment below and like any suggestions you see!
Begrudgingly,
The Pessimists
2019-05-17 02:33:30 +0000 UTC View Post