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Hey guys! 

Once again we we will be running a patrons choice offer. This will work in the following way:

The only place we will review topic suggestions are in these posts coming in early July. Patron choices from last time included: Alex Jones, Ben The Dogturd Shapiro, and Unethical Human Experimentation. 

We look forward to see what you guys choose this time around! 


Begrudgingly,

The Pessimists 



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dff Alestair Crowley

Yrb wahs

DFF= LaVeyan Satanism

Quentin Crisp

Kaudervælsk

DFF= The American School System

Jake Dyer

DFF= The American school system

Duck Commander

DFF=Schizophrenia OR DFF= The Great Depression/ Recession

TheManInOrange

DFF: Shoko Asahara. He was a Japanese cult leader and was executed earlier this year. Has organized a large scale terrorist attack involving followers in the Japanese police force, army and government and had ties with Soviet Russia. Still has fanatical followers today, some of which are openly showing their devotion or performing terrorist attacks.

Robert Sandee

Chinese alternative medicine

Tine Tomsic

No but really Jude Law=DFF

MY ASS=DFF

Frank Zappa=DFF

Garrett R

DFF = GamesYouLove

yo where's the past couple of shows unedited and the full happy fun time for monetize !???

nasty taxi

TED BUNDY

James Green

Those two are so different though. But I like the Robin Williams idea. He had an interesting life.

Can you guys do an episode of Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter?

Sean Hong

Sudden idea. DFF versus, George Carlin and Robin Williams. BATTLE OF THE DEAD COMEDIC TITANS.

Pengmaeda

WHERE IS THE FRIDA-WEDNSDA SHOW

Conner Cruz O'Brien

i love the "verses" episodes. i "liked" the tolkien v lewis verses (even though it's clear that lewis's apologetic "fantasy" is shit and will lose).

Joshua Drew

DFF = Aum Shinrikyo Japanese doomsday cult that were responsible for tokyo sarin attacks. The cult had planned some ridiculous shit like assassinating the japanese royal family by rappeling onto their roof from an old soviet helicopter they had bought while in Russia. They even got military training and military grade weapons while in Russia. The leader Shoko Asahara was obviously batshit crazy but very interesting. Would be a great addition to the Cult episodes.

Nico G.

Do the cocaine show, ya freaking neckbeards .

DogeBag

Dueling = DFF

Vladamir Dracula

DFF Oprah

DancingQueen

Pretty sure this isn't the post to suggest topics. If you read the body of the post it says a post will be coming out next month for you to suggest at whichever tier you are.

Matt Schilling

OJ didn't do it.

Jeremy Skye

DFF - Metallica

Alibadihutchut

DFF = Pornography

Shibidy Wizard Joe

DFF - Sargon Of Akkad

William Rack

DFF - Jordan Peterson

William Rack

Yorkshire terriers vs cats in terms of which is most deadly for rats

The True Nihilist

DFF- Transhumanism

Kevin Solis Perez

DFF - Billy the Kid

Joshua Anderson

George Carlin=DFF Its long overdue

Hernán Cortés = DFF

Mario Vazquez

Prisons = DFF

Chance

DFF= Early Norwegian Black Metal Scene

OJ Simpson = DEEP FAT FRIED

Poop Poop

DFF= Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland

Jeremy St.onge

Stevie has the most likes at the top. We all want it. Bad.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

The British Invasion = DFF. Would love to see you guys give your opinion on music.

Matt Roper

Astrology I want to see you guys tear that shit apart

Colin Rush

The 27 club = DFF

Keifer Martin

Insulin =dff

The True Nihilist

DFF George Orwell

Kingzilla

DFF = The Staircase murder OR Making a murderer.

Danny Jones

Niccolo Machiavelli and Jordan Peterson please :)

Douglas Hesketh

DFF = Stevie

I got scammed by three neckbeards

DFF = Early Youtube Atheist vs. Christian war

I got scammed by three neckbeards

DFF = The Bolshevik Revolutions, DFF = John Leguizamo

I got scammed by three neckbeards

DFF = The Great Purge

I got scammed by three neckbeards

Honestly, right now. I'd say Sargon of akaad. It'd be interesting to see the og amazing atheist review a fellow YouTube atheist. Especially with some of his more recent political moves. The uk needs to lower their immigration number by 90%. Or there is no historical evidence of the UK fucking over Africa. Or children out of wedlock is the number one problem in the UK......

DFF=Furries

DFF=The History of Psychedelics

Mark

DFF = The Killdozer

JK

Otherkin= DFF

Frost Draco

Top 10 Foods = DFF

Dave Edwards

Richard Nixon = DFF

James Chambers

Elon musk = DFF

James Chambers

How about a show about the biggest martial arts frauds?

Saxocalypse

Ageism, generational gaps and human beings innate bias towards modern trends/technology: - How the media stigmatizes cellphones, the internet, video games, etc. - The primal psychology behind why people do this. - How people tend to think that the decade they grew up in is the superior decade. - How people think that modern problems are worse now than they were in the past.

John Morgan

Gary busy=DFF

Ethan walker

Johnny Carson, David Letterman or Dick Cavett. Late night talk show hosts as a group maybe. Alternately, old school hosts vs the current batch of hosts.

Kaudervælsk

Batman

Nicholas Lazzaro

Star Wars

Nicholas Lazzaro

The Joker

Nicholas Lazzaro

Oprah

Nicholas Lazzaro

YouTube

Nicholas Lazzaro

Pewdiepie

Nicholas Lazzaro

Alex Jones = DFF

Wjyndigo

Walt Disney = DFF

ScalySchisms

The many choices of Stevie=DFF

Tucker Hoggan

Scitsofrinia = dff

Dinosaurs

Anthony Daleo

Killdozer.

mega

In the oz episode you promised it... its time for oprah=DFF!

max carito

Warcraft = DFF!

Carl

DFF = FETISHES

North Korea = DFF

The Ghost With The Most

Rape = DFF

Robert Wolf

Jimmy Saville VS Marc Dutroux

gv

Andrew Jackson VS Harriet Tubman. The $20 Debate!

Siq Nox

DFF = HUEY LONG!

Grands Bouts

Psychedelics

Zayodadong

DFF Tolkien VS Lewis or DFF Marvel VS DC or DFF Wes Craven VS John Carpenter or DFF Stephen King. Any of those would give me immense joy.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

History of weed = DFF

Anonymous

Nietzsche/favorite philosophers video.

John Roso

Great idea, but it should be Nietzsche vs Sartre vs Camus.

Dff the 90s?

Natasha Randall

Does Google count as an evil corporation? 🤔

Natasha Randall

Brett Keane = DFF lol

3is4the

DFF attends that feminist web conference

Aaron Primack

Rammstein=DFF

WinterMadness

Pedophilia = DFF

Stevie’s Bullshit = DFF

James Chambers

Homelessness = DFF

SATOhara

Who's the better comedian? Bill Hicks vs. George Carlin.

Michael Leitch

People living Double Lives = DFF

Stalker glared menacingly

Do a "Youtube f(r)iendly" episode

Hannes Joutsen

Insufferable Celebrity Activism = DFF

Tito Manfredo

looks like im going be donating more <3

The 27th Amendment's 200-year road to ratification, and its brother, the Congressional Apportionment Amendment. It might be a bit dry, but it's actually very interesting.

Siq Nox

Weeaboos = DFF

Conspiracy theories = DFF

Mike fav

The Sea or Space = DFF

Sebastian

I know it is not yet time to cast our votes, but when the time comes, I think we all know, deep in the core of our being, the episode of all episodes, one that every episode forever after will try and fail to recapture the glory of, the one episode to rule them all: Stevie= DFF

Ricklyn Manchez

Chernobyl and the fall of the USSR = DFF

Cory Kamermans

Great idea. Or just rock music in general i was thinking also.

Spencer Rhodes

Psychedelic drugs = DFF

Spencer Rhodes

History of rock music = dff

Spencer Rhodes

Pink Floyd=DFF

DDF Howard Stern. He was truly a phenom of his time back in the late 90s. (Still is to some) He revolutionized talk radio, feuded with the FCC, bashed celebrities. Twenty years later to present, once again controversy follows him but for a very unexpected reason. Howard truly grew from the person he once was through intensive therapy, he regrets much with Robin Williams, regrets much with others. His audience is split in half. Once half thinks he is a shill, sould out his raw talk in favor of a more friendly atmosphere and the other side loves this new Life Howard. So much i feel you guys can add into this, question, analyze? what do you make of his audience split in too like Starwars.

Argowrath66

The founding fathers=DFF

James Chambers

Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber DFF please please please

Eric Draven

Anything WWII related please

Dennis

Psychedelics

Keegan Znosko

Warhammer 40,000 = DFF Seriously, it's so fucking dark and depressing that it's comical. I think they'd at least like it.

As a Jew I’m kind of curious what tj has to say about us

Jeremy Geller

DFF=fucked up kids movies

Jeremy Geller

Vlad the Impaler= DFF

Marcus Solbes-Moran

DFF=Music as a whole from its inception to its current status

Clint

The goth subculture

Nocturnes and preludes

Where's flash fried?

The Unabomber = DFF

Brendon Morrice

More Has-beens! Don't even care which ones... Maybe... YouTube Has-beens = DFF, could even include the Keanster...lol

Kevin Sears

Sovren citizen =DFF

The Dollar Trilogy = DFF (alternatively Clint Eastwood = DFF)

Sine Nomine

fungus = DFF (i remember seeing someone recommend this in a youtube comment and i thought id put it here aswell)

Vladimir Putin = DFF

Paddy Mac

Stevie = DFF

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Malcolm X - DFF

Kay Bee

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Big Gulps, huh

Dude, your name alone is a good idea... Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart!

Big Gulps, huh

Pablo Escobar=DFF

John Morris

GG Allin = DFF

ICTOAN

DFF = Katt Williams

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

DFF = The Ice Cream Wars of Ireland

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

Wall Street = DFF

Jake Dino

Tits vs Ass

Chromebison01

The Mongol Empire

Chromebison01

Marvel vs DC

Chromebison01

I second the History of Porn topic

Matt

Pizza = DFF

ThornedKelp

You sir, get a vote based solely on your name

Chris Cook

Hunter S. Thompson

xenodroid

CIA = DFF

Tokyo Gay Bar

Village idiots

Smack Millan

Steve Irwin = DFF

Tyler Rehkopf

The history of porn.... Definitely a patron only episode.

Tectonica

GG Allin vs Extreme Elvis DFF

Skeptical Jesus

Brett Keane = DFF

Enlightened Vatnik

Bible belt?

The Manatee Ep 2: Many Tees. A show about t-shirts.

Pagan Religions = DFF

blink-182 = DFF or Bad Religion = DFF

DFF = Early Youtube

Jonathan M

Let’s deep fat fry the invention of the T-shirt! It’s time we know how dusty smith accomplished such a feat! I would say the facial would be more interesting, but good luck showing porn on a public video platform

BruceyDaPug

Andrew Jackson = DFF

Niccolo

Or Woke Comedy=DFF

Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger

Nick Piazza

Westboro Baptist Church= DFF

The space race

S Chattey

I agree, freud would be amazing to see these guys riff off

S Chattey

an episode for each

Nicholas

Reagan = DFF

Monty python=DFF

Ethan walker

Gurgi from the black culdrun =DFF

Ethan walker

BDSM=DFF

Ethan walker

Arnold Schwarzenegger = DFF

John Thompson

Lego=Dff

Ethan walker

I want a biographical episode on one of the hosts

Daniel Savage

Sexuality throughout history = DFF

Sam

Sleep paralysis = DFF

Sam

Alcohol = DFF

SimpleSlides

Freud = DFF

Chris Cook

Hunter S. Thompson = DFF

Chris Cook

Scientific concepts of Star Trek = DFF

Chris Cook

DFF sociopaths

Mark Sweeney

Cats = dff

Sam Myres

Hallucinations = DFF

Charles Field

Fables, Fairy Tales = DFF

Zane Roberts

Social Phenomenons = DFF stuff like the titanic movie/simpsons/pokemon. Media that made a huge impact

Zane Roberts

These people are true autists

Marlin Benson

Awesome!! Thanks for the opportunity to participate and contribute, my Chef Lords of the Buffet.

Josh Jones

DFF = DFF

Mastouril

Furries = DFF

Ben Wigmans

Rape = DFF

Mr Canister

4chan = DFF

Ambivalent Manasprite

Dick. Beat me to it.

Ambivalent Manasprite

Paul = DFF

AJ Russo

Best practical effects in movies-DFF

Max Prescott

Patreon = neck beards

lemmon_boi

Disney Villains = DFF

WC

retards leaving suggestions = DFF

You guys need to read the post. This isn't the place to leave suggestions.

The Mongols = DFF

Gunnar Þorsteinsson

PRISON = DEEP FAT FRIED

Gilly

Racism/white supremacists = DFF

Sam

Chernobyl = DFF

Jordan Pacheco

No Fap community =DFF

Scott

@SomeRandomCanadian- Oh I know, but it is fun. I’m not taken seriously amongst the legion of Defeatist Cultists so I’m hoping to suggest ideas, have somebody else take that idea, and then hopefully see that idea take shape.

Hypnotic Visionaire

Lol nice to see people rushing to the comments to suggest shit without reading the entire post

SomeRandomCanadian

You can tell TJ wrote this post.

Pengmaeda

Sophistry = DFF

John George

Worst illicit drug for you health = DFF

Christopher

Sexual Fetishes = Deep Fat Fried

Drake Ark

Psychedelics=DFF

desu

OJ Simpson = DEEP FAT FRIED

Poop Poop

Aquaman=DFF

HardShell

Assassination of US Presidents = DFF

Kevin McAdams

Napoleon bonaparte the great douche=DFF

The Janitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsuQEW2QlgA

Marlin Benson

Actually I have a better one. Remember the Popularity of The Angry Video Game Nerd in the late 2000’s? Well, he had a lot of dumb impersonators, some of which were hysterical to watch. If AVGN is too specific, you can make an episode called DFF= Bad YouTube Impersonators For the Angry Video Game Nerd Segments (and you have to do it because they are sooo bad) the ones I can think of are RetroGamer3, Game Dude and of course the infamous Irate Gamer. You can also pull in some of your worst YouTube impersonators as well. I think this would be a fun episode.

Hypnotic Visionaire

The only place we will review topic suggestions are in these posts coming in early July. It's as if none of these people read that and just suggest away anyways...

Marlin Benson

Vietnam = DFF

Trae Dandridge

Insults=DFF

allyn stone

Typhoid Mary = DFF

Jeremy K

Dff = Bantersode 2 Electric Boogaloo

Mdxfiend

Dumbest Video-Game Accessories= Deep Fat Fried

Hypnotic Visionaire

The Pinkerton=DFF

Jon-Claude Marquee

Noah's Ark = DFF

Jonathan Marlow

POLICE BRUTALITY = DFF

Adam

JFK = DFF

I suggest Niccolo Machiavelli and Jordan Peterson

Douglas Hesketh

YES! I got obliterated the other day and had the best idea. I hope people vote for it.

106

DFF= Robert Kuklinski "The iceman"

DFF = Anton LaVey and Aleister Crowley

Ephriam Lippert

DFF = Rastafarians

Ephriam Lippert

DFF = AmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo

Alex

DFF- Parallel Universes

Todd Newton

Steven Anderson=DFF

Antisemitism = DFF. I don't know if it's because I'm just Canadian and am removed from it, but I have no clue why people are antisemitic or what the Jewish question is.

Bear

DFF: Coffee. I know, basic, but there’s a tonne of history. How did it become pretty much a worldwide favourite.

Canadian Attack Moose

DFF Batman

Mitchell Cawvey

DFF = Loneliness in the United States.

MoppyPuppy

Onision = DFF Chris Chan = DFF

Brian Palmer

DFF = Earthbound

Nico

DFF = The Beatles

Jonathan M

DFF= Entropy

Nicole Kollias

DFF= Bananas DFF= History of Porn DFF= Top 10 most evil Corporations

DonnySlime

DFF = Joseph Stalin

Chocolate Dinosaur

Jordan peterson

dean

Marquis De Sade = DFF

Dragons=DFF

Copyright=DFF

DFF = Bob Ross vs Mister Rogers

Mikael Blomster

“The Emus = DFF” & “The Glorious Emus vs The Mighty Octopus: A Battle for World Domination = DFF”

Aldo Hernandez

The Drunken Peasants = Deep Fat Fried

Miha Kokalj

Yakuza=dff

Ethan Disho

DFF: Hillary Clinton vs. Cat Turd

Disney buying the planet= Deep Fat Fried

Black Israelites DFF

Brandon Marthers

The current drunken peasants

Google= Deep Fat Fried

Oliver Edward Morgan

Theodore 'Unabomber' Kaczynski

JJ

Emperor Norton. Look him up, he’s fascinating

SPT12

The simulation hypothesis = Deep Fat Fried

I want more top ten lists I don’t care what they’re about

Greg

Battle of the Philosophers: Nietzsche vs Socrates vs Descartes (just to shit on him)

jack

The History of Booze

The Jews.

DFF columbine

EFE Man

Anal prolapsing. You can probably make an entire episode about that.

Xenos Nassar

Dumbest startups=DFF

Dybuk

Jim Bakker = DFF

GC1931

World War 3= Deep Fat Fried

Devote an episode to another Democratic presidential candidate. You did a good job covering Warren and Harris. A Biden episode would be interesting.

Robert Newman

DFF = Tulsi Gabbard

Carlos Ibuki

DFF = Farts

Carlos Ibuki

Yes! This turd needs to be flushed.

GC1931

Harry Houdini

Alexander

2020 candidates or Jesse Lee Peterson would be amazing.

Eric Fartman

DFF = West Memphis 3

Carlos Ibuki

Prison!!

Rasmus

DUSTY SMITH Nah, just kidding. You should do a Media Companies Block, with Viacom as the first. If you want to break that up, start off with the fall of MTV, than Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, BET (well maybe not that one), VH1, etc. That would be engaging

Hypnotic Visionaire

Edge lords and STD's

Reefer Radness

Dinosaurs = DFF

Psycho

DFF = The Whailing Industry.

Tristan F Wilson

YouTube= Deep Fat Fried

DFF fans= Deep Fat Fried

Deep Fat Fried= Deep Fat Fried

Steven Spielberg = DFF

John King

MEAT INDUSTRY = DFF

Nostalgia Trip

DFF= The Oka Crisis 1990

DFF=Stevie

Mr. Big Stuff

Drunken Peasants= Deep Fat Fried

MUSIC / HISTORY OF MUSIC =DFF

Nostalgia Trip

DFF=9/11 as it happened with news footage and Howard stern live broadcast etc

Michael Valenzuela

Another music week

Drewdaism

Best TV Series per Decade series

Drewdaism

DFF= The Mobs. Italian, Russian, etc

Sam Tabatowski

Doctor Who=DFF

John King

dFF Physoactive substance

Ben Curry

George Carlin= DFF

Drewdaism

dFF LSD

Ben Curry

DFF= Genghis Khan

FRANKENHOLE

DFF = The Donald Subreddit

Mexican Zoidburg

THE GLORY OF ROME=DFF

Dagnar Legra

DFF= Mary Shelly/Frankenstein

FRANKENHOLE

DFF = Stevie

Anders

DFF=STEVIE

Harrison Guy

2011 TJ = DFF

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Mentally retarded people=DFF

Christopher Smith

So we can complain about how terrible your topic selections are to feel superior to you plebs!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Andrew Yang

Melvin Snure

DFF = Drunken Peasants

Mexican Zoidburg

DFF = Ghosts Caught On Camera

Mexican Zoidburg

I think we know what I want. Lol

Austin Snyder

Warhammer 40k = DFF

GABBIE GABBIE GOO GOO = DFF

Anime= Deep Fat Fried

The Amazing Atheist= Deep Fat Fried

DFF = Dave Rubin ( optional: feat. Kyle Kulinski )

Mexican Zoidburg

The Show Cops-DFF

Kevin Solis Perez

Think how fun it would be for them to go through the entire franchise and be confused by it. For once they would be normies

As pessimists why would you look forward to our responses?

Richard Arien Halverson Muenzer

There is no Big Chief episode. That was a live event.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Barack Obama

Tucker White

Oprah

anja antizoloft

Micheal Jackson = Deep Fat Fried

Jan S.

Steven Crowder = DFF

Michael Birdsall

Sonic the Hedgehog= Deep Fat Fried

Mother Teresa = dff

Festering Anthropophage

Hallucinogenic drugs = DFF

Jonathan Brunell

Rick Wyldes v Alex Jones

Nipples Peelov

Magic = DFF

George Carlin

Aleks G.

Whiskey = DFF

Dff trailer park boys because i know tj hates it even tho its a great show

CodeWiskeySky

WWII and/or WWI

Aleks G.

Owen Benjamin = DFF

John Becker

The Satanic Temple = DFF

Jonathan Montellano

Canada = DFF

Noah Linderer

Joe Biden=dff

NorthPacificShroom

Cool

Joshua Forbes

Judging by the use of bullet points, tj wrote this

Marlin Benson

When are you guys gonna post the big chief episode?

Alexander Andrews


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