5000 Patron Goal

The roast of TJ

Angel Parada

Wheel of Misfortune 2 : Electric Boogaloo

EL MARIACHI

DFF Disney rides

Heather Squidz

How about doing a show on Arnold Schwarzenegger? The clips of him being a bamf while being attacked in public made me want to see more on the man.

Jack of Tears

I'm going to second this Traps vote!

Jack of Tears

Take Stevie to the bunny ranch.

PaLeBlUeDoT

DFF=Traps

Jörmungandr

travel to info wars headquarters

BIG BOY AYOO

DFF = Alex Jones 2 : Turning the frogs gay

Ben Livingston

New studio, which we were originally promised with 4000 level goal.

Craig Ryan

Yes! Wheel of misfortune or a new game show.

Andrew Wesley Nichols

DFF One Belt One Road ( if you need a quick primer, check out China Uncensored on Youtube).

Jeffrey Searcy

Lol a 24 hour game stream of attempting dark souls with the whole crew. If you die, you switch to someone else. The salt would be unbelievable. Stevie can only be there for moral support lol

defialpro

I'd like to see you guys play mk11 and maybe some other games.

defialpro

I have an idea. The roast of Stevie. Basically Stevie comes on the show and you shit on him for an hour until he has a rebuttal

Lloyd Llewellyn

DFF: The War on Drugs. Make it really long and take a lot of drugs.

Guthrie Stafford

More DS9 reviewing!!

Joe Rader

What The Fuck Happened to Aliens

Gregory Wittenberg

I want Stevie for every Flash Fried and more DD&DD

HiRoAZ

DFF=Diploma Mills: Scamception

Jörmungandr

Do something on Bank Robberies

Dennis

For 5k patrons, they should do Stevie (or whatever its spelled) episode, where they talk about his BS and roast him, while he's there.

Złosiej Stępień

DFF: Vince McMahon

Dad Bandicoot

Just giving a random topic for 5k patrons is lazy and lame idea. Ban those plebs!

Złosiej Stępień

Note: Please be eating Pringle’s while doing the show.

LGStarman

DFF= Pringle’s.

LGStarman

72 hour show

Noah Abrams-Smith

36 hour show

dean

DFF 9/11

DanMiller86

DFF Hunter S. Thompson

Toshiyatsu

Put him up against someone... Maybe JLP vs. Dave Rubin

Manuel Siefert

DFF: The Deep Web

Manuel Siefert

your guys' suggestions suck

Serena Gatti

DDF - Runecape

Argowrath66

DFF = French Fries

Michael Allen CPA

Dff= black market cigarettes

Puguin

DFF= Metal

DFF: Israel

Walter Mélon

Do a whole month of DFF episodes as suggested by a pool of 8-9 patrons (each with their own suggestion). Put all suggestions (one per patron) into a hat or bowl and draw a suggestion out of it at the end of each episode for the next one.

Todd Newton

DFF: Nostalgia Critic!!

ThornedKelp

DFF: Mars

nicholas cross

DFF ft. Kyle Kulinski

DFF= Drugs, Che Guevara, Illuminati, George Carlin

A revist to some of the DP antagonists. Or a episode on porn.

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

They did, the prohibition episode

A gameshow sorta thing like the wheel of torture back from DP would be fun.

Joseph Hollenkamp

DFF=ALCOHOL you guys could get drunk and talk about booze and its history

Uwe Boll resturant meet up

Michael Sewell

DFF = Unsolved Mysteries/ Cold Cases - missing people, unresolved murders, things like that - I adore true crime and id like to hear your opinions cold cases like Amy Lynn Bradley, Adam Blair, Johnathan Luna, or perhaps other chilling crimes yet to see an answer.

Adrian Voss

Not gonna lie as much as I want a prison system DFF, you guys have already talked a tonne about it in various other episodes and back in the DP days. Maybe Lovecraft, or perhaps Psychology.

Canadian Attack Moose

I'd love to see you cover an entire Netflix documentary on something like The staircase murders OR Making a Murderer and have your entire input, thought process etc throughout.

Danny Jones

Most embarrassing secrets revealed!! Like how The Howard Stern show did it when they moved to Sirius.

PaLeBlUeDoT

DFF = Stevie

A genocide in a hard-to-pronounce country

Aleks G.

4500 patron goal.....................The Pimpmunk episode

Neil Fowlie

The Stevie episode

DB

Also more serial killers yo

GlennDanzigsnutsack

I really would like a Danzig or GG Allin episode.

GlennDanzigsnutsack

The only guest I want is Kyle during flash fried.

GlennDanzigsnutsack

A biographical episode on all three hosts would be fun

Daniel Savage

An episode of Al Capone, or any other big gangsters, like Bugsy Siegel. The man who created Las Vegas. But also a crime spree throughout United States. Or John Dillinger, Billy the Kid, or Bonnie and Clyde.

nudes

Serena Gatti

PRISON = DEEP FAT FRIED please

Gilly

you cunts need to deep fat fry those fuckers in that shitty Drunken Piss-ants show anyone whos ever been involved in that shit is a fucking joke

Jacob Caine

DFF Prison

Rasmus

Nothing too big, just like an interview with Donald Trump or something.

Wyndham Bostian

Who knows. Bonus episodes i guess

Shave all the guys

DRUGS = DEEP FAT FRIED

Noah

Shave both Beards and Hair.

Dff TJ KIrk

Ryan Lloyd

David Lynch cinema for cynics marathon

Dff

Jeremy Geller

Diff=YouTube (looking at origin prominent early internet youtubers and the culture, going into the addpocalypse and it’s modern look)

Jeremy Geller

FOR THE EMPEROR

Talisen Amell

Cinema for Cynics of the single worst movies u could think of and I mean a few of them

Talisen Amell

Get a guest on, someone who is funny/ chill to talk to. You guys can also do a film commentary with a guest (but idk who would want to watch a shitty movie for 2-4 hours)

MLGBernieSanders

idk do like a 12 hour show

yanba

Double commentary or d&d part 2

Joshmyninja

THE SHAVING OF PAULSEGO! Basically, we shave him totally clean of hair, from top to bottom, and you do it live, only cutting away for the more "delicate bits" that are youtube unfriendly, and then you can auction the bag of his hair to a charity of your choosing. It'll be Youtube gold, and you know it!

SarahJRandomNumbers

Do an episode about warhammer 40k

On second thought that's not really goal-worthy, but you should do it anyway, that dude is a treasure trove of lunacy

Josh Jerome

DFF = Shia LaBoeuf

Josh Jerome

do an episode on Mortal Kombat

Sex Wizard

Special Guest Episode, Celebration/Gloating Episode, and/or new Meetup

Jonathan King

yall should play a game of risk until everyone hates themselves

Alex Meandzija

Another Christmas-style DFF episode.

WC

The crusades = DFF

Ethan Disho

top 10 real life animals that will probably kill you one day

Amerikan Wolf

I’d say bring a guest on

More awful presidents or Scotty’s bullshit episode

James Chambers

the life and works of Edgar Allan Poe

Cody Cropley

Stevie vs Paul naked mud fight to the death.

Alex Pulham

48 hour show with guests. Including DFF = weed. DFF = George Carlin. DFF = (insert awesome band here)

Drunken Peasants = DFF

Berzerk

DFF with a guest would be pretty awesome!

Have an actual guest on, someone smart and scientific

Nick

DFF game of thrones

ez

5000 patron goal: send me all they money you make for every patron over 5000 per month

Matt Schilling

3 way roshambo

jackson graves

A 2 day DFF event. Where we the audience get to have a day where we can ask questions and play Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons. Make it a weekend event.

PETER

48 hour show!

Mattias Berggren

Personally I’d suggest using the money to buy books etc. with even better information than before, and closer to the source. Since you’ve already upgradee the studio, not much is left to be done there. If perhaps an expert would be willing to be featured for modest but sufficient payment, maybe invest in that. The entertainment quality of the show is always outstanding, but if the informative aspect could be even further improved, that would truly be fulfilling.

Sir Drinkalot

DFF with a guest, why not it would be fun.

TeaAndBiscuits

DFF = the ocean or DFF = Space something big! maybe an extended show?

Memoria

DFF= Oakland Raiders vs. New Orleans Saints

John Morris

Roy Cohn vs. Roger Stone or Gore Vidal vs. Bill Buckley

AkiK

or i bet people would fucking love it if you guys did a dff on dp even though you guys surely wont want to lol. DP= DFF

Max Schwalen

I dunno what you could do really, feasibly, but yeah a cool guest would be nice. but I think you can work something out that will be cool. not sure they'd be up to it, but I bet a wives/girlfriends episode would be really cool too. can't wait to see what you come up with!

Kristofer Foster

MARIJUANA = DFF

Max Schwalen

I dont think dff needs “guests”, its not dp and it wouldn’t really fit the show.. its not like an interview podcast, its a topic podcast. Only way it would make sense is if they had an expert on whatever topic they are doing the show about on as a guest.

Max Schwalen

@Qartheros was correct! "TJ, Scotty & Paul = DFF (but presented by the wives and girlfriends)"

Ferdia

Don't care about the topic, I just want to see Kyle Kulinski as a guest. I think it's about time that DFF had its first guest, and why not somebody as beloved by the DFF fans as Kyle

Mexican Zoidburg

Seems like an extended show is popular, so why not an extended show that includes many of these other suggestions, win win

Austin Joiner

TJ & Paul doing a Banana Sex Tape

Aldo Hernandez

skype or discord of could be used for this. Make strict rules like 60 seconds and the line is cut. Make a game of it

Do a call-in show segment. Let patrons call in and talk/harass you/prank you.

Review The Last Dragon

Johnny Kamikaze

They did that three times on DP.

JJ321

Endgame review.

JJ321

Top 10 worst Everything ever.

JJ321

More history shows in general -- especially those that we don't give much thought to, but somehow are quite interesting once you research it. Like a random president, and their accomplishments. The Black Death was a great show.

Siq Nox

TJ, Scotty & Paul = DFF (but presented by the wives and girlfriends)

Qartheros

DFF Whitewater Rafting Livestream!

Tito Manfredo

I think that on this special ocassion we deserve a Stevie episode. BTW new Rammstein album is out and its pretty dope. Did Stevie wrote any of the songs?

Paweł Pawlak

Weird Fetishes = DFF

A DFF on the history of each pessimist, researched and presented by another pessimist. Ex: Paul = DFF, presented by Scotty.

Mofojinkins

THE RV TRIP AROUND AMERICA YOU FUCKING SCAMMERS!

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

The Pessimists = DFF

Peter Adamson

A 24 hour show incorporating all Pessimist Productions properties.

PizzaOverlord97

Would love to see you guys take a trip to a foreign country and film your shenanigans. If that's not viable, perhaps bring TJ to a gun range and film his reactions to firing some firearms for the first time. If NEITHER of those are do-able, then maybe at least a long ass movie marathon would be decent.

The Shaky Surgeon

DFF = Brett Keane!

Anderson Garcia

As an addendum, if it could be as good to the marathon lost to time that would certainly be worth it.

SpectralDecay

Movie marathon please

SpectralDecay

DFF = History of Social Credit / China/US Govt Surveillance. The introduction of AI and voice/body recognition with camera scans and listening devices into household/personal technology would be an interesting topic, and how it’s used.

Fred Funkledunk

The long promised mythological 72 hour show XD

Jay Devons

Scotty's colonoscopy video.

Thomas Levy

3d model video of Blovius and instagrammia, voice acted by TJ and Paul. You know you waaaaant it ;)

Canadian Attack Moose

Rybi rides a sybian while Brett pinches her nipples

Palanama

Dff=theblackpill

Swaggy_Patties

I want to see Scotty, Paul and TJ sing an entire episode of DFF, I don't care what subject is, but it has to be a musical number.

ScottS

DFF= Cringy fans

William

A movie marathon for Cynics V.S. Cinema. (8, 12, or 24 hours.)

Rinpoo

Bret Kean episode.

Oliver Zinn

Road trip to Colorado and get high from some legal shrooms

Pagedleader

Meet up in Florida so you can meet some Florida men/women

Eric Stuart

72 hour show

Why not do a long show on musicians choose your favriot groups as well as some clasicd like ozzy nirvana Manson maby older and give us some of the more interesting history of whay made some of their greatest tracks so great

thomas behrens

Upload orgy to pornhub

Moony Reel

Meet-Up in Detroit! lol

Connor

Maybe an extra cinemaforcynics movie and a dank dungeons and drunken dragons episode. DFF: Circuses.

Wesohlee

Maybe get some notable guests on like, Hugo & Jake, Logiked, ShoeonHead, Creationist Cat, Kyle Kulinski, Contra Points etc. Do DFF's in relation to what there known for online. DFF=YouTubers in other words

SomeGuy

Maybe make a list of cinema for cynics and let us vote on the movie

Daniel Melle

History of 4chan, or trolls in general

Daniel Melle

DFF = Social Media. The history of the most prolific platforms used today, who’s in charge of their operations, and how society uses & is affected by a certain app/media.

Fred Funkledunk

48 hour show

Neebsz

DFF=Canada

Clint

DFF= RVS

Ethan walker

DFF = Mass Shootings

nihilgeist

I'd like to add, more relevant movie commentaries. Like, the stuff they pick is so obscure, it doesn't hold my attention. The Anaconda one, as an example was good, because I feel like most of the audience had seen at at least once in their life.

David

Make Commentaries on all the movies on your top ten Worst Movies list. Not including Gods Not Dead, since of course you already did a commentary on that one.

Pengmaeda

Or more go to the movies and give us reviews.

justin Brown

Preferably NO CHEESE

Helly Selznick

How about we get a few chapters of a book a month, narrated by Paul and TJ. Dune?

justin Brown

A Fantastic Bowl Of Chili = DFF (cheese optional)

Helly Selznick

I like the history and biography episodes, so just pick something interesting

sajon

Meetup in Festus, Missouri

King Komodox

Random Political Topic = DFF TJ goes as Lance Sloane.

Ryan Gondek

Dff=Islam Vs christianity Vs Judaism

Gamesick2077

An episode of Redneck History or Rednecks = DFF.

Ryan Gondek

DFF bad movie marathon?

Trae Dandridge

Putin and/or Russia = DFF TJ does episode as Kovar.

Ryan Gondek

DFF drinking game

Woven in Hiatus

that'd be a good one, i'd also like to see them try out call of cthulhu

Nicholas

Dff joe rogan

CodeWiskeySky

Aleister Crowley = DFF TJ does the episode as Skeletor.

Ryan Gondek

48 hour show or try Vampire the Masquerade. It's like D&D but with a better rule system centered around solving things however you want. So it's got far better rules for doing thing outside of combat than D&D. That makes it a way better system for narrative driven campaigns.

dethkyle

More DD&DD

Nicholas

Make Paul shave half his beard.

Brian Palmer

A DFF where TJ, Paul and Scotty present the topic each as a different caricature of a fat person. Fat voice, fat mannerisms, fat personalities and every few minutes the presentation devolves into talk about fattening comfort foods.

MoppyPuppy

Additional movie review every month.

Justin Bulkley

DFF=Your Childhoods

YourEvilBoyfriend

I don't think they're going to choose the one that's most popular, they're just looking for ideas

MrFings

Get Joe Rogan for an interview or guest episode!

Jonathan M

More movie commentaries.

Dustin Conklin

Meetup in New York City or Philadelphia!

Jonathan M

More on Chauncey, the best DFF member.

Mr Canister

A meet up in Colorado would be cool. Get you some of that legal weed.

True, like Flash Fried for 5 hours lol

Alyssa Monet Mason

It's time... the 48 hour show. AND PLAY SOME MORTAL KOMBAT SO PAUL CAN GET SALTY

Venny

DFF= Glenn Beck PLEASE!

Wjyndigo

Official DFF nude calendar

Mikael Blomster

DFF=childhood inspirations.

How about a double feature cinema for cynics?

SuperDarthKelly

I second a psychedelics episode

Dumplin Man

DFF Jesse Lee Peterson!!!

JMan

Haha!

Aaron

I like the really long shows. so maybe something akin to that

Storytime- tell classic, never heard before tales from your lives

Chris X

it would be so awesome if kyle would be available to come on. if not an episode on fetishes/bdsm does sound pretty cool and would probably be a treat for tj

Fuck yes!

Chris X

John Lennon would be great too though

Adam M Gash

I think having a bantersode on politics with Kyle Kulinski would be amazing. I'm sure Paul and him would get into some great arguments.

Adam M Gash

A guest here and there would really spice things up. Heck, someone to join them for Flash Fried would be nice as well on occasion.

Aaron

Political shit, but extra long. The Flash Frieds are my favorite video categories.

Aaron Primack

Since you guys have already done D&D and seem to like it....how about try another pen and paper RPG like Shadowrun or Vampire the Masquerade.

GodsButtMonkey

Episode suggestions: Julius Caesar John Lennon The Console Wars Psychedelics Movie review suggestion: Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg. Holy fuck that movie is so bad.

Followz Trouble

Kyle Kulinski on a political topic or Flash Fried

Nikolas Q.

Do an episode on something while on acid like the one on that obscure right-wing podcast.

ICTOAN

I may have been high at the time but I seem to remember Paul saying he would wrestle an Aligator. I would very much like to see that! And don't just dress TJ up as an aligator, if i squint real hard I'd probably be able to tell.

Captain Teebs

LSD=DFF

Trippy dude

Non family special guests

Michael Moloughney

LSD=DFF

Trippy dude

I would like to see guests. Same format just maybe people who are knowledgeable about different subjects or just interested in them. You guys have always been great with guests and I think it will enhance the show. Guests on Fridays would also help to build the Patreon

danielg603

DFF = DP

David

War on Drugs episode on Drugs

Sam Tabatowski

Do a block of cinema for cynics where you review three movies you actually like.

106

This

Robert Dawson

A fetish show would be interested

Hyperblob

An episode on Tabletop RPG games in general. Or another one on D&D but about the different editions, modules, game stories, etc. Basically D&D as its played episode.

Chris Sliwinski

Have me and 2 other people DFF you guys!

Jonathan Montellano

Another 24 hour show

GC1931

DFF special on a certain indivijul.

Kiet N.

DFF=Stevie

Ethan Stute

Bring the Wheel of Misfortune concept to DFF. Ask the hosts questions that they have stated the answers to in previous episodes (things like "What year was Tim Allen born?") and subject them to things on the wheel for every answer they fuck up.

I AM THE COLD, PAUL. But you’re not worthless <3

MinimusDongus

Taking a Break would be a good idea, but if you are going to do something, I would say rent a studio and create a one of a kind show that lasts for 6 hours where the audience is able to join in for sections. I think that would make everybody happy

Hypnotic Visionaire

Have they done one on fetishes yet? Also I'm partial to the 48 hr show and the topless show

Nipples Peelov

RV trip

Marlin Benson

Or challenge a conservative to debate on the show.

Dan Childers

LUCY EPISODE, not sure on what don’t care. It’ll be great. Hell do it on lucy, you could even cover the Salem witch trials which may have been caused by ergot, the fungus lucy is made from. I THINK!

MinimusDongus

12 hour show? That's probably too small of a suggestion though.

Yellow Curdled Ropes

A real show on Brett Keane and all the shenanigans he's been up to. One last strike on the belly of the Manatee. I know it probably annoying that people ask all the time. I just had to ask for the nostalgia.

Bouszer

60 seconds in, and looks like it’s 48 hour show for the win

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

TOPLESS STREAM

Dan Childers

Obligatory Brett Keane Suggestion

Wretched Spawn

Uwe Boll restaurant meetup

Marc Geener

A dff roast!

Christopher Smith

Rank all past DFF episodes? Fuck. It is so awesome to see you guys smash this goal in a year. Tomatina since day one and I don't see it changing <3 congratulations, you guys.

kiefsaurus

For you guys to take some time off. One, maybe even two weeks. In my opinion you guys are the best entertainers on the internet today and you deserve to enjoy the fruits of your labors. Go on vacation somewhere new and relaxing and come back ready to rain equal parts misery, laughter and outrage on the rest of us.

Treaded Water

Maybe another 24 hour show, or a 36 if you want to push it. I guess another 24 hour may seem repetitive

MrFings

Wow, you guys are making a decent amount of change now. Just keep up the quality, you pricks. Don't take our sheckles for granted.

Xenos Nassar

Have Kyle Kulinski on your show and shit on crowder

Michael Valenzuela

Bananagate part 2: the banana boogaloo

DonnySlime

DFF Orgy livestream

Alice Ekerson

Drunk episodes are always fun

Dennis

I like it when you guys talk about news articles.

Jazmin Magdaleno

You guys can do coke to stay awake

Bryce

The return of movie reviews

Josh Hayden

A 48 hour show.

ultrasound700

Meetup at Universal Studios

Rob

I would be up for another 24 hour show.

Abby Danger

Tj Asmr

Malachai

36 or 48 hour show

Joshua Forbes

2nd the 48 hour show

Brian Douglas

Another long as show cause thems the best! Or make Paul watch Manos the hands of fate.

Nicholas Montano

How about a yearly 24 hour show while its over 5k? That'd be amazing.

Oliver Edward Morgan

Cool as ice cinema for cynics

Lord of Duck

48 hour show

Bryce

Theme Park Meetup in Orlando at Disney World or Universal Studios.

Peyton Bidwell