THE GREASE TRAP: 22 MAY 2020
I still remember what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket:
“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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Hey There, Patrons!
It's me, TJ. I was planning out a livestream (public) for tonight. And since you guys are always so helpful during my Abandon Hope shows, I thought you might be able to help me with this one.
So far I've got some Joe Biden/Amy Klobuchar shit, but it will only fill about 5-10 minutes. ...
2020-05-21 23:22:17 +0000 UTC View PostFLASH FRIED: 20 MAY 2020
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because FREEDOM rings.
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2020-05-21 00:56:36 +0000 UTC View Post
GREASE TRAP: 18 May 2020 - CrazyDaisy
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
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CURSED FRIED: 17 May 2020
The Flash Fried that was never meant to be but was forced into existence.
Audio coming later this evening.
2020-05-17 22:54:51 +0000 UTC View PostTHE BANTERSODE: Vol.4 = DFF
We are testing out Zoom and decided to grace you with another edition of THE BANTERSODE. Enjoy.
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2020-05-16 02:21:12 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 15 May 2020
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That's 12 months of training wasted.
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To sustain you until the REAL Flash Fried.
This is all the audio that we were able to salvage from today's recorded flash fried. The video is unusable so we won't pester you with that.
Thanks for your continued patience. We hope this morsel will keep you from the belly rumbles.
2020-05-14 03:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post
ABANDON HOPE 5.12.2020
You can still submit stuff to the suggestion thread here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36967541
IT HAS BEGUN!!!
2020-05-13 00:59:19 +0000 UTC View Post
The Grease Trap: 11 May 2020
I’d tell you a chemistry joke…
But I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
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2020-05-11 18:25:24 +0000 UTC View PostOH SHIT! OH NOPE! TIME FOR SOME . . . ABANDON HOPE!
Welcome back to the Abandon Hope suggestion thread, ladies and gents. Leave your suggestions down below., and please follow this handy guide for how and what to submit.
1. Please include a brief description of what your link contains and why you feel it would be a good fit for the sho...
2020-05-10 21:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostChelsea Takes Over The Amazing Atheist Channel
earlier today, my wife Chelsea took over my Amazing Atheist channel. This is what happened.
2020-05-09 05:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
GREASE TRAP: 8 May / TJ DEBATES Scotty and Paul on /non/Voting
We had a really interesting debate on voting that turned our Grease Trap into damn near an episode. Let us know your thoughts on the subject in the comments below.
2020-05-08 22:53:07 +0000 UTC View PostFlash Fried Update
Flash Fried had several issues only noticed after uploading. It is being rendered now and will be uploaded to YouTube as soon as possible. We apologize for the delay and will have it up as soon as possible.
Thanks for your understanding.
Edit: There i...
2020-05-07 01:47:31 +0000 UTC View PostA TJ Stream
Probably not a very long one, but I've got an hour or so to kill.
2020-05-04 22:29:37 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 04 MAY 2020
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
2020-05-04 21:32:17 +0000 UTC View PostROGER CORMAN DOUBLE FEATURE
Sorry, this was supposed to come out last month, but we got a bit delayed. Here it is in all of its glory! ENJOY!
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2020-05-02 18:33:11 +0000 UTC View PostCursed Movies: Part Deux = DFF
Yeah, that’s right. We made a second one. And this one is stranger than the last.
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2020-05-02 00:53:45 +0000 UTC View Post
FLASH FRIED: 29 APR 2020
Is it wrong to hate an entire race?
I just think marathons are way too much running.
2020-04-29 22:58:13 +0000 UTC View PostABANDON HOPE 4/28/2020
Spookily dookily mookily mope
Time to fucking ABANDON HOPE
UPDATE (2:45pm Central) - I am still accepting submissions in the suggestions thread here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36181017...
2020-04-28 18:24:45 +0000 UTC View PostGREASE TRAP: 27 APR 2020
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw.
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2020-04-27 20:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post
THE TRUTH ABOUT GOONS = DFF
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
2020-04-25 01:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post