H'Okay, THIS one is like, my White Whale. I got asked to do this like, right when I started, by the voice actress Pixie Willow. I'm sure if you dig through all my old terrible work you'd find the WIP post for the first version. Seriously, my old work is fucking awful, it gives me a fight-or-fligh...
2023-05-02 21:15:18 +0000 UTC
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Or anyone who knows, really.
Some of my animations are stupidly big. I uh, don't really know what makes some bigger than others. Like, one Frankie one was like 20 MBs a file. It makes my whole page slow as shit. Why is it so big? I'd have to consult our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, because...
2023-05-02 19:02:32 +0000 UTC
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Well, I couldn't figure out how to make them smaller. I need to hire a tech goblin to do all this stuff for me, I'
2023-05-01 04:58:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey presto, it's done.
And that's that on this one. I'm too tired to think of anything snarky to say. Thanks for your patience on this one. I know I had other stuff planned for this one, and I'll get to that later. It took me way too long for what it is, and I would rather get started on sm...
2023-05-01 04:43:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey, look at that. It's done. Sometimes I really impress myself with the fact that I actually can do things, most of the time I'm just a lazy piece of shit.
Here's a pro tip from a professional gamer such as myself: Doing lineart for twenty total hours over the span of two days wil...
2023-04-30 16:42:24 +0000 UTC
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Lord almighty, is this one ever taking me a while. And it's just one part of it. It's been a great learning experience though, teaching me that everything I have been doing has been WRONG. Look at the crab, and look at Fio and Eri. Can you see the subtle differences in art style? That's ...
2023-04-29 00:54:03 +0000 UTC
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It really felt illegal to do a gif from Spongebob's POV. But, I talked to my lawyer, who then assured me it was technically legal, but then he spat in my face and told me that I make him sick, and to get the hell out of his office. I'm in the clear, boys!
2023-04-28 17:24:09 +0000 UTC
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Whaddup players?
I have something cursed and sinful for you. I don't know if anyone will even like it, but it sure made me laugh.
Sorry I've been gone a while. I have been working hard, but not smart. Recently I decided to stop being a dumbass and really take a look at my process. I w...
2023-04-28 17:23:59 +0000 UTC
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Yes, maybe it doesn't make sense that she's covered in cum and is now bouncing. But, last time I refused to put cum on that Shygal animation I did, someone sent me an email with a picture of my home and the caption "Strike one." So I've learned my lesson! If the cum doesn't make sense, just like....
2023-02-25 17:45:32 +0000 UTC
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Feed, my children, feeeed.
Bet you thought I was gonna say "Sorry buds, I'm too depressed, I won't charge you," huh? Don't worry, there's still time for that.
Sorry that it's been a little while. I've been hard at work. That accursed Metal Slug gif is taking the life ou...
2023-02-25 17:45:21 +0000 UTC
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PAIN
PAIN AND TORMENT
This one has been hard. I hate crabs now.
I'm gonna stop doing this partial updating shite, the next update will be all of the pencils. God have mercy on my soul.
2023-01-18 19:12:17 +0000 UTC
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KYDE is getting back into his STRYDE.
This one has been a doozy, but it's been good to tackle a complicated project with my brand-spankin' new mind. Though, this one feels extra sinful, I'll have to kneel on rice for far longer than usual for penance. I imagine I'll have a lot to expl...
2023-01-12 01:12:20 +0000 UTC
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Fuck's sake, finally. Thar she blows. The Keyframes.
Finally got my shit together and got this done. As you can see, there are some truly funky poses going on here. This one was very daunting, and I definitely let myself get psyched out. But, this bitch is done, so now I can finally f...
2023-01-05 23:04:27 +0000 UTC
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A friend challenged me last year to make one of these Jucika comics. So I finally got around to it. One less broken promise! Anyways, the fool shouldn't have challenged me, everyone knows I never lose. That's why I still have my virginity. I'm not supposed to publicly post it yet, but I'...
2022-12-31 20:07:28 +0000 UTC
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Fuckin' holidays. Goddamn. Did you guys have a nice holiday season? I actually did, nobody died this time around.
Sorry, I've been pretty busy all month. As per usual, y'all won't be charged tomorrow. Here's a quick update, an animated background. Ain't it neat?? I just ripped the sprites f...
2022-12-31 20:01:40 +0000 UTC
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Ack. Very much lost track of time.
First off, I won't be charging in a few days, of course. Don't expect to pay a dime for a while, honestly. I'm easing myself back into all this, properly this time, and I'll only be charging you all once I'm completely comfortable with my work out...
2022-11-29 20:04:01 +0000 UTC
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The other night, I was tossing and turning in bed, haunted by the all-too familiar sound of snipping claws, when suddenly I heard a knock at my bedroom door. I grabbed the claw hammer I usually use to ki...
2022-11-15 01:50:42 +0000 UTC
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Wassup, homies?
How have y'all been? Sorry about uh, once again disappearing. No shit, I was going through the fourth death of the last 17 months. Man, I wish I was kidding. I sound like the guy with glass bones and paper skin from Spongebob. So much death. It's like, pre-Industrial Revolut...
2022-10-29 01:23:37 +0000 UTC
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Obviously.
Sorry, things are still really shitty. Y'all won't be charged on the 1st since I haven't been able to do shit this month.
2022-09-29 17:21:32 +0000 UTC
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I can't think of anything to write here.
2022-09-09 23:03:40 +0000 UTC
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'Sup players.
Sorry, I got roped into some horseshit. But, this time, instead of spiraling out of control and crashing like a burning zeppelin like I usually do, I actually got a grip for once in my life.
Anyways, I am animating, but I thought I'd whip out something "relative...
2022-09-09 23:00:12 +0000 UTC
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"Now listen mom, I know you just found 847 explicit images of Loona on my phone, and just caught me drawing a lewd picture of her. But I can assure you, this is all completely healthy and normal, so let's just put those pliers down."
2022-08-18 04:52:13 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick character study. With this one I tried to improve on my posing, tried to improve how I draw hair, tried to improve the form and construction of the waist, and tried to improve overall proportions. Things I'd like to learn are proper backgrounds and shadowing. Holy shit I can't do eit...
2022-08-18 04:52:06 +0000 UTC
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I hope this doesn't crash the entirety of Patreon.
2022-08-16 00:11:33 +0000 UTC
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KYDE from the future update: Here's the link to these. I like, kept forgetting to put this here. Took like three separate reminders. Whoopsie! Teehee! Alright, take it...
2022-08-16 00:11:22 +0000 UTC
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Damn, I like this girl. Too bad she's Lebronjames and only likes other girls :(
2022-08-14 00:45:23 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, meant to finish it last night, but I passed out. Dudes, back pain is no joke. I was feeling it up in my head.
IMPORTANT! I found a chair! A couple of you were also talking about chair issues. I caved and bought this big monstrosity. It's fugly and expensive, but holy shit it's ...
2022-08-14 00:42:52 +0000 UTC
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Holy smokes. Nearly there.
Yo my chair fucking sucks. I went on a big stupid adventure to find a new one, but like, the industry standard for office chairs is "horrifically uncomfortable." And gamer chairs. I had hope for them. It was like sitting on wood with cheap fake leather stretched o...
2022-08-12 23:05:13 +0000 UTC
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Well, that's the bulk of it done.
My fucking back hurts.
Stay tuned for further updates.
2022-08-11 02:49:54 +0000 UTC
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Here's the Gesture. Simple simple. I tried to give the sweater some elasticity and get caught on her thiccness.
I've been meaning to say (or maybe I've already said it) that the Gesture should be done fast and loose. Think about... doing a paper for school or something. You just rush to get...
2022-08-08 16:24:59 +0000 UTC
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