Here's a link. You'll need it. I really can't upload all of these, everything's in the Google Drive link. They're too big. Courtesy of my editor. The bastard. He's the one ...
2025-11-01 02:39:29 +0000 UTC
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Here's a link, you'll need it, these damn things came out to be huge. The rest of the variants are in the Google Drive.
Before I begin my usual long rambly pos...
2025-11-01 02:39:16 +0000 UTC
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I spy with my little eye, a link.
Seriously, watch the video version, I'm proud of it. I'll be doing more stuff like this. It's a dadgum shame that I can't just post ...
2025-09-25 00:15:31 +0000 UTC
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Oh, oh what? All the attachments aren't good enough for you? You want a link? Fine, here it is.
Make sure y'all watch the video of this one, that's the one I wanted ...
2025-09-25 00:10:34 +0000 UTC
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Don't be a dink, here's a link.
Sorry about not doing coom on this one. Or another face. Or more clothing. A while back someone told me they wished I animated cumshot...
2025-07-31 23:15:35 +0000 UTC
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Salutations, I'm back with my monthly post. Didn't I just whine about not wanting to do that? I'm still working on it. Hey, at least it's an actual animation this time. Been a while. I can still do it. Here's a 2025-07-31 23:15:07 +0000 UTC
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Heyo, hiya, here's a link.
I'm all typed out. Nothing to read here. Go read the main post, if you want.
2025-06-27 19:20:12 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, traveler. I have a link for you.
Much like the full moon, I've come back for my monthly post. What phase of the moon is it today? I wouldn't know, it's day...
2025-06-27 19:19:57 +0000 UTC
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Here's a link for you, my darlings.
"Ugh! KYDE! She's not a cow! She's a goat!"
Yeah, whatever. Cows, goats, they all taste good to me. Damn, girl, you...
2025-05-19 22:05:39 +0000 UTC
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Yo whaddup.
It's ya boy, comin' at you with a link.
How we all doing? I'm feeling pretty fucking groovy.
2025-05-19 22:05:08 +0000 UTC
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I think I think I see a link.
If you want my insight on this piece, go see the free post. Apparently my hilarious and very well written posts make people think I have...
2025-04-21 03:29:19 +0000 UTC
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Please, sir... may I have a link?
Today is Easter. A day of rabbits. And Jesus crawling out of his tomb saying, "I'm a lot harder to kill than you think, you Roman ba...
2025-04-21 03:28:51 +0000 UTC
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Peep the regular post for a big fucking novel. It's pretty funny, because I'm pretty funny. You all should read every word I write.
Usually I don't have much to say on these exclusive posts, because I say everything I want to say on the other one. But, here, I can say somethin...
2025-03-21 14:41:15 +0000 UTC
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I have returned, like some kind of Biblical plague. I was foretold. Sorry I disappeared again. I've said this before, but a while back, a friend commented on my art, saying, "I dunno what it is, but there's a spark your oldest stuff has that your newest stuff just doesn't have." And...
2025-03-21 14:40:59 +0000 UTC
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A link is here, oh yes it's here.
I have even less to say here than the other post.
2025-02-01 02:24:33 +0000 UTC
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Link here.
Hey, it's me, the most inconsistent artist on the internet. I'm back. Again.
I had a lot to take care of. The holidays kinda sucked for me. Normally ...
2025-02-01 02:24:12 +0000 UTC
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Link is here.
I would pay money for someone to mess with the animation of this one to make them synced to
2024-11-30 23:27:15 +0000 UTC
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Link is here.
Salutations. I had a busy month this month. I apologize. Also, I dunno if you all have noticed, but Patreon has changed their method of payment. Instead...
2024-11-30 23:27:01 +0000 UTC
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What, you wanted more variants? The hell was I supposed to do here? This one took forever.
2024-11-01 04:41:27 +0000 UTC
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It's a Halloween miracle! I actually died. Got fucking obliterated by a bus. but through the power of spookiness, I rose from my shallow grave (my parents didn't want to pay for a nice plot) and I actually got the time to make this. I'm literally a skeleton right now.
I was actually really ...
2024-11-01 04:41:07 +0000 UTC
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What's this? A link? Can it be? It can!
Like I said in the other post, this one is finally done. Interestingly enough, I didn't suffer through it. I think that...
2024-09-01 04:30:32 +0000 UTC
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Link is here, it's time to cheer. I'm gonna have to start giving Google money, I'm running out of Cloud space. Where even is the Cloud? Fuck I feel old.
2024-09-01 04:30:14 +0000 UTC
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This un' is just about done. This has been a metric assload of lineart, and I'm once again sick of lining. But, we're nearly there.
I don't have anything funny to say because I usually plan out all my jokes while working on these things. I'm not like Jerry Seinfeld, who's just natura...
2024-08-02 00:19:38 +0000 UTC
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I'm back, finally! I'm sorry it took so long. I was a busy beaver, as I told another Patron not too long ago. Moving is just about the worst thing ever, especially when it's you yourself who is the one moving. Because all the shit is yours, and you can't weasel out of it like you can if you're he...
2024-07-28 02:07:19 +0000 UTC
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Whoops. It's the 30th.
Boy howdy am I frazzled. My sincerest apologies. I didn't realize how fast this month has blown by. It's been a bit of a mess. Not really actually, but it's felt like it. For reference, I have actually been working on the vote list. So like, numero uno w...
2024-07-01 00:13:18 +0000 UTC
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Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT versio...
2024-06-07 23:58:17 +0000 UTC
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Link to the REG version, and link to the ALT versio...
2024-06-07 23:58:04 +0000 UTC
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Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the 2024-06-07 23:57:50 +0000 UTC
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Links upon links! Link to the REG version, and link to the 2024-06-07 23:57:38 +0000 UTC
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Link is here.
Android 18 and Master Roshi. This was suggested by Kodiak and The Cunnilinguist. As requested, I tried one of those "Impregnation" indicators. Check the...
2024-06-01 04:48:44 +0000 UTC
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