Meaninglez

Dragonbirth

"Accept our lord's gift. Blend the shard of his soul into yours and become truly born."

The Alchemist

"You failed again? Well I suppose that's what I get for hiring bandits. No matter. I have ways of making you more effective fighters. Catch this."

Almost done with the side stuff

My move date is on the 30th. After that, I hope to get back to work

Stream and TFTuesday posponed

Howdy folks. Sorry to say I'm going to put off this week's content till either Thursday or Friday. I'm in the middle of packing as I'll have to move before next month and I want to make sure I have everything in order. I apologize for this inconvenience

Reactor Reaction

Based on a suggestion by Singarti Blackwood

"Oh, great job cheaping out on those gas masks. Now the plant's overrun with zonked ot horny infectious hog mutants!"

Bowser Day 2020

Where will you be when your obsession finally pays off and your body just accepts that you're meant to be Bowser? I hope it's somewhere private

Realm Water

Sometimes, inviting cave water isn't a spring, but in fact residual magic from a rift between realms by a race of world hopping  shapeshifters.

This is one of those times.

Muscle Car

Based on an idea by Corbel

"Professor, we found your runaway robot. But judging by his state I don't think he wants to come back peacefully."

I really wanted to stream this one yesterday, but my internet decided to completely fall apart shortly after I started. Hope I'll have better l...

Diffusion

As suggested by Patreon member Singarti Blackwood

"OH! Shit...yeah...you where in there for a while weren't you?...Uh, well I hope you got used to being an orc because you're kinda stuck like that now."

First of two this week to make up for last week

Stream and TFTuesday postponed

I'm afraid I had some equipment crap out on me. I've ordered new ones and they should be here by Thursday at the latest. Apologies for the inconvenience. I know this hasn't been the smoothest start to my streaming.

Dope

Fred locked his dorm. Could what happened to Coach happen to him? He was taking those pills directly too! As he paced his room, he felt a tightness in his pants.

Thanks to everyone that watched my streams! I know most of you where just watchers, but I hope you had a good time.

Streaming Announcement!

We have officially  hit the $150 a month goal! Thank you everyone  for your generous support!

Starting next week, I'll be doing weekly Picarto streams for members in the Monster($5) and higher tiers.

I typically do my TFtuesday sketches on Monday night and finish them on Tue...

Coffee Break

Based on a suggestion by Singarti Blackwood

Must be something in the new matcha blend...

Off Track

 Based on a suggestion by Corbel.

Those lost in the deep woods may find themselves its guardians.

Toxic Work Environment

Based on a suggestion by Ghost Wolffang

"Oh for the love of- Reset the Days-Without-Mutation counter. Kevin spilled the crap on himself again!"

Trow Trial

Based on a suggestion by Evan

Fuse with me? Why, yes, I think I can do that.

The call

The brand will give you power. It will give you wealth, fame, and adoration. But you belong to him. And sooner or later, you will be called to him.

Tuskmerge

Suggestion by Deity Tier member Singarti

The two men found the tusk in the woods. At fist they thought of it as a novel souvenir, but slowly became possessive of it. "It's my tusk" they thought. "It belongs in my mouth."

Quik Gainz

Suggestion by Deity Tier member IcySage

*Urp* "Aw jeez. Sorry bro. Old habitats die hard I guess. Heh. Make yerself at home."

Dude loves Orcbro, Orcbro loves dude. Sometimes it just happens. 

Trickster

"Ah ye poor laddie. Ye've been stumblin' around me glade fer a while now. How about ye take a rest. Allow us to get more acquainted aye?"

As suggested by Ferretfire

Blending Styles

"How's bout ya let yer ol' pal Pete live some of that "realistic" life eh? Yer gonna love it."

Banana Smoothie

What better way to feel the jock life than to merge with your big hairy bro and turn into a bigger hairier gorilla?

And speaking of merges, this is the perfect transition from Aperil into Merge May!

As requested by Patreon member IcySage

Discord Added and Other Updates

Hello everyone! I've created a discord server that should make it easier to communicate as a community. All of you should already be linked up (if I followed the directions correctly).

Also, I've added a new goal. If we can hit $150 a month, I can start doing weekly streams, and maybe other...

Fever

"Think I'll have a lay down...haven't felt quite myself sense coming back..."

A slow infectious transformation as suggested by Corbel

Grovel

The king's strange behavior, as of late, perplexed the subjects. Farms replaced with fruit groves, strange new buildings, guttural noises from his chambers late at night. Someone had to speak with him. Beg for reason.

As suggested by Patreon member Singarti Blackwood

Beast Within

When looking for performance enhancing spells from a pilfered spell book, it pays to read the details. The innkeeper's in for quite the surprise.

Heavy shift

Alright. So the potion works. But we might want to find out a way to make it shift more...evenly.

No Beef!

"Aww come on. It ain't like yer a real cow."

"We AIN'T puttin' beef in the gaht damn stew! ...Aw, ye got me all riled up again! Were's my big shirt?"

So, thing have been...well, you know. But I'm still committed to getting these out every week! Thank you guys so much for st...

Plane Shift

Watch out for those times when your consciousness inhabits your body from an alternate reality. I might take some getting used to.

Great way to avoid pandemics though.

As suggested by Patreon member Corbel.

Taurus

"Oh God! Help! Something's wrong with me! HurrrGH! Ho Fuuuuuck! What's happening to meeeeooOOOOO!"

Remember to be careful when shopping for antiques for your boyfriend. A crystal of mysterious power might choose you to vessel its energy.