“Coochie coochie coo!” Vice-Admiral Garp said as he tickled Tanya. She laughed uncontrollably at the stimulation, unable to stop.
Right about when her laughter faded into wheezing, Father came to her rescue. “Alright, let her breathe.” He said, batting away the larger man’s hands....
2024-01-22 04:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post“There’s not much left for you to know, when it comes to dueling.” Father said as they walked towards where the humadrills are. “Some of your techniques could use some polish, but it’s mostly your youth holding you back. Your haki outstrips your raw strength by a far greater margin than...
2024-01-16 06:16:30 +0000 UTC View Post“Elya, can you turn units to an allied side?” Tanya asked.
The turnamancer paused as they ate at the banquet table, thinking over the question. Ossomer and Bill-Bob seemed interested in the question. “...I don’t see why not, although I’d need someone from that side on hand to give...
2024-01-15 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post[Heart Lucy]
She woke up restrained. Her head was wrapped in a cushion, her arms laid across her chest, and her hips buckled in place, which minimized the effect of the boat’s movement on her in this padded box.
Oh no. She was getting shipped to Marejois. It was time to deploy her s...
2024-01-14 14:08:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhile photography was relatively new, live television broadcasts have been around for a little over a decade, thanks to the magic of snails. There wasn’t enough infrastructure for there to be a whole lot of the things, and while snails were good at broadcasting, media storage was a lot trickier...
2024-01-10 16:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone paid for another chapter. Enjoy!
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“Okay, now here's a square block.” Said Mrs. Cher.
“Square.” Tanya repeated, grabbing the block and feeling it out. She then stuck the block in her mouth.
Tanya had agreed with Bruce’s logic that while h...
2024-01-09 01:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostAt first glance, the storm of paper that was Mailman Ford’s segment of the man’s shattered mind was just as chaotic as Park Ranger Ford’s, back in the day. But after a moment for the mind to comprehend what it sees, the differences were apparent: it was far more orderly, a series of routing...
2024-01-08 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWell, this took a lot longer to write than I was hoping, I hope I have enough time to write Monday's Psychoprotective.
I may have been a bit too ambitious with this arc, but enjoy a bunch of slice of life of Tanya's school days, and next chapter will conclude this part with a nice dramat...
2024-01-04 07:06:43 +0000 UTC View PostAs previously warned, now that this is a 'main' story, the advance chapters are locked behind the $5 tier. The poll and new story out of the mystery box is still at the $3 tier, as normal.
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The start of turn was handled like most: with a rapid exchange o...
2024-01-01 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so this was an idea that was proposed in the spacebattles youjo senki fic discussion thread a few months ago. I had something of a hard time deciding which of the many old ideas I was going to realize for this mystery box, but given how popular the one piece crossover has been, I figured it...
2024-01-01 15:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostMerry Christmas!
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Hollis was rather chagrined when Tanya came back to herself. “I’m… sorry about what you saw in there.” She said, “I wasn’t in my right mind.”
“I’m wondering why you left a bunch of children in your mind unattend...
2023-12-25 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostOne advantage to having so many chapters paid for in advance is that I can take my time with things, and not, as I might otherwise, rush to canon events to keep up interest. So enjoy the school arc! It'll be three or four chapters long, I think.
Unfortunately, this will probably be the last...
2023-12-20 01:29:24 +0000 UTC View PostWith the alliance between Yojo Mojo and the Jojos made official and Tanya handled her last tasks for the turn, Tanya was brought to the meeting tent where the leaders of the tribe met to discuss matters.
There was Mojo the Jojo, of course. As part of their custom, all four members of the me...
2023-12-18 15:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostI've been getting quite a few requests to continue this, with money behind them. So... here's another!
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After lunch, which included a round of singing Bink’s Brew, there was a small singing contest between her and Uta. Apparently, she was actually a member of th...
2023-12-18 02:38:23 +0000 UTC View PostHollis’ mind was not someplace Tanya has ever had reason to visit before. At least, the real parts. Back when she was still in college she “audited” some of the lessons the interns got from her, so she's seen the classroom construct.
But it was impossible to truly separate such a cons...
2023-12-12 01:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone other than the original commissioner paid for an extra chapter! Enjoy.
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"Grandma?" Tanya asked on day seven of waiting for Father's new ship to get built. As she understood things, the delay was more waiting for the carpenter, apparently a merm...
2023-12-07 15:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostJust realized I never posted this here when someone paid up.
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Father's boat still needed several minutes to reach the dock, plenty of time to get down from the crane and walk there. Well, it's plenty of time when you account for the mildly superhuman levels of agi...
2023-12-07 15:01:42 +0000 UTC View PostExtra big chapter because I got a little inspired. Posting it now instead of scheduling because why the hell now.
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Rightshoring’s turn was uneventful, a single Ranger’s veil getting spotted and subsequently croaking being the only acti...
2023-12-05 06:19:40 +0000 UTC View PostYeah, while I could theoretically post the SPW update now (or rather, schedule it for the morning), I'm not happy with it and it would be the second chapter in a row to be 3.5k words if I did. I'm going to take another day to fluff it out more, Mojo the Jojo deserves two scenes, not just the tiny...
2023-12-04 06:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, this is the last 'first of month' chapter for Summon Perfect Warlady. Another one's coming on Monday, so look forward to that.
I know it's a bit short, but I'll try to make up for it next chapter. I'm not really happy with this chapter, a bit too much exposition and not enough a...
2023-12-01 15:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, as it's now a primary story, no more Summon Perfect Warlady chapters on the poll. Instead, you have the option to vote for a SPW sidestory, which will be scenes that may or may not be canon, depending on what I think of, but will be outside of the usual timeline. It will probably be mostly ...
2023-12-01 06:33:29 +0000 UTC View PostBoth of the cafeterias at the Motherlobe were… only okay. They served both breakfast and lunch, opening at 8AM and closing at 2PM. It served both breakfast and lunch foods with a diner-style kitchen that composed of mostly three flat top griddles and a single commercial stove and, as of this ye...
2023-11-27 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, this has gone on long enough that I might as well make it official.
Schedule is now alternating Summon Perfect Warlady and Psychoprotective. Starting next month, Psychoprotective will be removed from the monthly polls. Further, access to Summon Perfect Warlady content will be br...
2023-11-20 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe campers were, as expected, reasonably mollified by the presence of another “famous Psychonaut”. Tanya signed some autographs, did some debriefings/emergency therapy sessions, and contacted parents for either their return or for permission to relocate them to a daycare facility if that cou...
2023-11-13 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostYeah, the commissioner commissioned an omake for their previous commission. It's a comedy AU for a young sailor's swordsmanship.
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Tanya had no idea what Being X was thinking. Sure, have a dragon kill her mother. That makes sense. But why did he have her fa...
2023-11-12 06:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis one is a Commission, but I realized that I should have posted Fae Chronicles here a few months, so I'm not making that mistake. It does, however, get to be public immediately. Enjoy.
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Being X lied. She was supposed to have been thrown to oblivion when she...
2023-11-10 02:35:38 +0000 UTC View PostTheoretically, I should be posted the 2nd chapter of book 3 right now. In practice, I am instead posting the last bit of buffer I have because I spent way too much time this week writing a commission which may or may not replace this month's fae chronicles. Depends on how the commissioner's finan...
2023-11-06 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post[??????]
Pop.
It was strange, the sensation of suddenly being, when before they were naught.
All of her knowledge, her own levers and fulcrums, were laid bare to her, and as her wheels started turning she started to know what she knew.
Her name is Elya von Culper. She is a...
2023-11-01 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post