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Hell In A Handgun [script]

P&S are demon hunters, right? Millie is an imp, but that's probably close enough.

Moira's Amazing Donut Machine

Twitter link // Audio stems

2023-06-11 00:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Blue Moon [stems + project]

its called blue moon because thats how often i upload blueberry stuff nark nark

Blue Moon

[berry, temp-popping], Drive, deviantArt, 2023-06-11 00:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Blue Moon [early ver.]

Might lighten up on the scratches right before the post-pop scene cut a bit. Perhaps they sound a little too... scary? Dunno 🤔

Blue Moon [voice lines]

In case you couldn't tell, I've already ended up typecasting Mervah a bit... 🥴

Blue Moon [script]

3 guesses who this was an art trade with.

(hint: banner 🤭)

Suki's Bubble Bunny Bloat

MEGA.nz link // Audio stems

It's also been a while since I...

Keiko Komix [stems]

Another day of thanking God that I kept this title at two words 

Also: this includes the stems for the background music. In the actual comic, the music is slowed down by about 50%!

Keiko Komix

thumbnail in the description cuz i guess patreon hates me and doesn't wanna show anything in the link preview 😢💔

[breast/ass/hourglass expansion, chub, muscle], 2023-05-28 01:47:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [May 2023, Wiz]

Wiz! What an odd name. A whole three letters and no last name. Almost sounds like a casual nickname. Like, "yo, wiz!"

Anyway, for your consideration:

1: Slime Respawn. I have an inkling that her winning this poll is at least partially influenced by 2023-05-26 03:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! May 2023

The monsters have been exterminated.

...mostly.

Unless...? 👀

Also this is me test-running a soft-cap of 12 entrants. Most got in! Some didn't. The ones who made it a...

Keiko Komix [early ver.]

I wanted to start using Vimeo for these, but apparently they paywall the ability to unlist videos?? That'd be like if Youtube tried making you pay to download videos haha oh wait 

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Also, $10 patr...

Keiko Komix [voice lines]

you skinny BITCH bitchbitchᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ

Keiko Komix [script]

We will be loving dorks tonight ❤️

WAIFU WARZ Character Poll Submissions [May]

hi :^)

In the comments of this post, reply with a character you'd like to see featured in an audio story. 

You can also include a brief scenario if you have something specific in mind.

Between what's submitted here and what I get from the $20 patrons, the p...

New Tiers Are Up

the website of all time

Quick rundown:

• $2 is now for early access to stuff
• $5 is for ~goodies~ (alts and short extra audios)
• $10 is for stems (i.e. dedicated gurgly tracks lol) and poll submissions
• $20 is for me to occasionally drop into your ...
  2023-05-16 02:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post

The Feast of Champions [stems + project files]

For those wondering: yes, I did specifically choose to upload this one today because of TOTK's release. :^)

The Feast of Champions [alt]

You should see the waveform for this thing. It's always very distinct whenever a pop happens near the end of a story.

(stems will be uploaded later today, I'm posting the main bulk of the story in a rush to get out the door lol 🙏)

The Feast of Champions

[stuffing], Drive, deviantArt, 2023-05-13 17:32:52 +0000 UTC View Post

The Feast of Champions [early ver.]

This one I had gotten voiced a few months ago, so it has human narration. Which is nice and all... but it definitely is better in the long run to put that money into dialogue IMO. 

The Feast of Champions [voice lines]

I got everything written and edited and everything only for someone to inform me that Urbosa isn't actually around after the events of BOTW. womp womp 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

The Feast of Champions [script]

This was largely inspired by one of Sourwaffleprincess' stories. Same general premise, with my own spin and Zelda-themed flair.

...and also with, you know. Sound. :V<...

Observations

Going off of my previous post, it seems that:

• Most of you are here for early access and extras, makes sense.
• Polls aren't as popular as I thought?
• "idk just because lol" g...
  2023-05-05 21:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post

What are you *primarily* pledged for?

Title. Just wondering if there's a specific area you would like for me to focus on... 🤔

Lv. 1 Slime Encounter [stems + project files]

the project files are gonna be a lil fucky due to me exporting every track from vegas and reimporting them into reaper 🥴

Lv. 1 Slime Encounter [alt]

"A visitor...? Mmmm... indeed. I have slept long enough." - megumin said this when she woke up probably

Lv. 1 Slime Encounter

[inflation, popping], Drive, deviantArt, 2023-04-29 22:54:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Waifu Warz! Idea Poll [April 2023, Junko Enoshima]

Oh, Junko. This is a character that's very exploitable, her schtick essentially being "I want to make things actively worse for everyone around me, even if I myself suffer too!". Here's three ideas I had in mind for her. Two of them are similar to one another, remember that you can vote ...

Waifu Warz! April 2023

😂😂 erry swell reads poll got the:

- monstergirl(s) 🕷️

- blonde ditz 👱‍♀️

- obscure scrimblo 💀

- titty colossus 🍈

- fuk'd up e...