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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against the Four Nations Ch.2

I stood in the sparring ground, shirtless, with my eyes closed. My bare feet were firmly pressed into the dirt as I began to focus.

Blowing up the library had resulted in a lecture from one of the many keepers. I had destroyed the royal library and, by extension, several essential pieces ...

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Earthly Reigns: A Prince's Retribution Against The Four Nations Ch.1

(Summary: Man is inserted into the body of an Earth Kingdom child in ATLA.)

— ??? —

*BOOM*

I dodged the stone the old man threw, glaring at him as he grinned at me.

“What’s the problem, Ryushi? Are you giving up al...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.16

This Chapter was commissioned by StealthKug on Patreon (Priest)!

— Bulma —

“Come on, guys! It’s starting soon!” Bulma pulled Launch along, giggling her way to the front of the stands.

“I put my life savings on Goki; I know she’s go...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.12

This Chapter was Commissioned by UsedDumpster On Patreon (Priest)!

— God —

I blinked several times while looking down at Hell. I wiped my eyes and cast away the sight. Those devils…they were some kinky motherfuckers. So much so to the point that...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.11

— Two Years Later —

— Adam —

He had to admit life was good.

The day he and Eve had been kicked out of the Garden of Eden had been the worst day of their lives. It was the day they walked away from everything they knew to build somethin...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.15

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

“I’m so excited!” Goki punched her palm with a wild grin on her face. She wore her Turtle Hermit Gi with a blue undershirt and blushish boots. It was her iconic clothing; in my eyes, she never looked b...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Poll

Let's try this again. Initally I intended for Momonga and MC alone to be an option, but after further deliberation, I realized that it wouldn't make the fic as interesting as I want it to be, thus we need to have another vote.

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Finger Lickin' Good (Multiversal KFC) Ch.1

(Summary: …Guy gets his soul put into Colonel Sanders? I don’t fucking know, let’s roll with it.

Disclaimer: I do not own KFC, nor do I want to. I’ll leave that to the businessmen. Colonel Sanders is but an anime variation and not the real person. View Post

Too Big For Rain (Izuna!SI) Ch.1

(Summary - Man is Inserted into Izuna Uchiha during the warring states period, now he has to live during the bloodiest time in shinobi history, all while avoiding his fate.)

— ??? —

Death wasn’t something I was afraid of, but it wasn’t somethi...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.7

— Eight Years, Eleven Months, Two Weeks Until The End of Yggdrasil —

*HUM*

[Gram Breathes!]

[The Realms Part]

[System Alert!: A New World Item Has Been Created! Item (Cursed Blade ‘Gram’ ha...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.6

— Nine Years Until The End of Yggdrasil —

“Fuck you, let me cook!”

“Don’t let this motherfucker cook!”

“I don’t know Ulbert, the fire is lit, and the spider is stirring!”

“Don’t fucking encourage him! He’s going to burn down the k...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! Isekai Poll

Alright, so I've been wondering who to send to Tensura along with the MC, so I'll have you guys vote and decide who should go. 

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Crackhead Determination Ch.14

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

— Chi-Chi —

She came hard. She had been listening to Goki and the bastard having sex, and against her better judgment, her hand had slipped into her panties at some point.

It...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.13

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

— Lyre —

“These rooms are nice!” Chi-Chi cheered, dancing around the wide common area. With how many of us were here, we decided to get a room meant for several guests to share...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.10

“So you ate the apple why now?”

“The serpent said we should,” Eve said quietly, twiddling her thumbs nervously.

My eyes snapped over to Adam and with a raised eyebrow I asked; “You listened to her, why now?”

“Do you want my honest ...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.12

This Chapter was Commissioned by Dunk on Patreon (Ascended Being)!

— Bulma —

“Where are they?” The bluenette beside her asked. Bulma looked to Launch, worry stricken on both of their faces. The tournament registration was about to close in ten...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.5

— Nine Years, Five Months, Two Weeks Until The End of Yggdrasil —

“That’s such bullshit!” Ancient One frowned, inspecting my character. “How the hell are you guys that OP?”

“Maybe because we have a job that only nine players can have ...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.4

— Nine Years, Six Months Until The End of Yggdrasil —

“Kiss the shiniest part of my ass you son of a bitch!” The merman with shiny sparkling green legs screamed at me in anger.

“There are shinier parts of your ass?” I asked, running my blade throu...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.11

“L-Lyre, It’s good!” Goki screamed out in pleasure as I pushed two of my fingers into her sopping cunt. Her pussy folds clung to my fingers as my thumb rubbed her clit.

Kami had interrupted me, strictly to get back at me, it was dicky, it was dirty, it was out of line-

It’s ex...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.3

— Nine Years, Eleven Months Until The End Of Yggdrasil —

“Another one bites the dust. Da da dun dun dun, another one bites the dust.”

“What fucking song is that?”

“You wouldn’t get it.”

I frowned as I removed my sharp leg from th...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura - Supreme Being!SI) Ch.2

— Ulbert Alain Odle —

He stepped into the nine realms of Yggdrasil with a stoic face. Internally he was excited about all the possibilities. The world was gorgeous, more gorgeous than he could ever imagine. Earth, for all, its desecrated beauty, didn’t hold a candle t...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.10

— Piccolo Jr —

He sat in a desert, doing nothing. Absolutely nothing. He considered training, but he just got done doing that. He thought about going to kill more Earthlings, whether they be humans or animals, or dinosaurs, but he just wasn’t feeling up for it.

...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.9

So I couldn’t use God mode. Yes, I tried.

My wish for perfect ki was supposed to make such a thing possible. By sucking the ki into myself, I was supposed to assume a new form entirely.

The problem was that I needed to be stronger.

My body wasn’t strong enough to transform i...

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Who Let This Spider Cook?! (Overlord/Tensura Supreme Being!SI) Ch.1

“Ah shit, they got an Echo on the stairs! Stick the plant!”

“No, why would he do that?! Are you dumb?! Kakuei don’t listen to him, chase the Echo before the round ends!”

“Fuck off you fucking trash cans!” I shouted, sticking the plant but the enemy swung the corner. I st...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.9

— God —

“F-Father, Anngh!”

I pushed my fingers deeper into Azazel’s folds, grinning in satisfaction as she came around them. My eyes drank in her panting body, slick with sweat. Her massive breasts bounced like sweet fruit ripe for the picking.

It had ...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.7

“Hm, the Ultra Divine Water huh?” Korin questioned, stroking his chin fur. I nodded in response. “Well, I can give it to you, but there’s a high chance you’ll die.”

“Well, I don’t want to die, but I really want that water.”

“Hey, I’m just tellin' ya how ...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.8

Kami blinked at me for a few seconds. “Judging by the way the way you phrased that sentence, I assume you know what God ki is, and have the keys to access it.”

I nodded. “That and more, I know I can access it. On Namek, before I came here, I made three wishes from the Namekian Dragon,...

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The Enlightened One Ch.52

— Hinata —

“Come on, big sis Naruko, big sis Hinata!” Konohamaru urged, rushing forward they followed behind him at a leisurely running speed. She found the grandson of Lord Third to be a very interesting character, more so because he was Naruko’s pet project. A b...

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Let There Be Light! Ch.8

— God —

With the defeat of Helel and the birth of Lucifer, it was time to clean up Heaven after the mess the rebelling angels caused.

Speaking of the rebelling angels, I sent them down with Lucifer and let him lead them as desired. My children had picked up arms a...

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The Enlightened One Ch.51

Two weeks had passed and now the Chunin Exams were one short month away. In those two weeks, I had made impressive physical gains. After the first week of running and body flickering with my weights as high as I could manage, Hiruzen decided that I was comfortable with the act of moving at high s...

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