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The Enlightened One Ch.50

— Naruko —

“ARGH!”

She ripped the chakra paper in half, reinforced more chakra into it, and sent it hurling into a nearby tree. She looked at the copy of the scroll she was learning a jutsu from and would have done the same to it, if not for how cool it was. View Post

Crackhead Determination Ch.6

I ran a hand through my hair as I read through the books Kami had given me.

It had been a little over three months since I started living in the Lookout and I learned a great deal about the martial arts as well as the anatomy and physiology of living things on Earth.

My primary focus ...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.5

— Lyre —

“This is a very barren building.” I yawned as Kami led me through the inside of the Lookout.

“Yes, I do not need worldly possessions, the architecture is mainly for looks.”

“There’s nothing wrong with that.” I shrugged. “Funnily enou...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.4

I let out a yawn, wiping the tiredness out of my eyes as I sat up from the ground. I produced some blankets and a pillow with my almighty Clothes Beam, but it wasn’t enough to feel comfortable.

I didn’t know how long I had been soaring through space, it was hard to keep track, but I kne...

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The Enlightened One (Senju!SI) Ch.49

— Lei —

“...That’s a lot.” I frowned, Hiruzen and Jiraiya giving me nods while frowning. Danzo was alive, he had managed to escape, and worst of all he still had Shisui’s eye.

“Worse, ROOT has dispersed. We had shinobi monitoring their headquarters in ca...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.3

Finding and retrieving the spaceship went off without a hitch. I thought I would have to spend forever searching around for it, but luckily the hole it was in was truly the size of a mountain!

The spaceship was nearly identical to the one Kami/Piccolo/The Nameless Namekian used to get to Ea...

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Crackhead Determination Ch.2

I stepped out of Guru’s house and even from an incredible distance I could see Nail flying over. Dragon Ball logic was cool and lacked any scientific explanation which only made it much more interesting! Wanting to learn how different things and races worked took a huge chunk of my brain up dur...

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Let There Be Light (God!SI) Ch.7

“Protect and lead your siblings to Sixth Heaven,” I ordered Metatron, and he nodded hastily, sprinting out of the door.

“Father, what will you have us do?” Michael asked. My eyes trailed over each of them. All of them looked nervous, but some looked ready to fight, ...

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Let There Be Light (God!SI) Ch.6

— God —

Knowing what’s going to occur only helps someone prepare for it, but the eventual betrayal of my son is some deep shit to prepare for.

I wasn’t prepared, it’s almost sad how underprepared I was. This was the path necessary, the path I needed...

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Let There Be Light (God!SI) Ch.5

I watched as Adam and Eve strolled through the Garden of Eden, hand in hand, the same way that Adam and Lilith had. It’s a shame it couldn’t last longer. I had come to love Lilith, as a father loves his daughter-

…Not like that. She has a pretty sweet rack that I admired whenever I wa...

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Let There Be Light (God!SI) Ch.4

— God —

“Anngh!”

I pushed my middle and index fingers into her sopping pussy, her walls gripped tightly around them and I relished in the aroused look she gave me. Her nude back lay against the coldness of my mahogany desk. I stood beside it, fully clothed, an...

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Let There Be Light (God!SI) Ch.3

— God —

I stepped through the portal to First Heaven, and almost instantly I was surrounded by many of my angels.

“Father, it’s good to have you back!”

“Thank Father! You have returned!”

I took the time to tend to each of them and ensure they...

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Let There Be Light! (God!SI) Ch.2

I sat down, my back to a tree as various animals, deer, sheep, field mice, and many more surrounding me. I stroked my hands through one of the deer’s fur, earning a pleased coo from the shiny coated animal. This was how I spent my seventh day, basking in the existence of my creations on Earth.<...

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The Enlightened One (Senju!SI) Ch.48

— Hiruzen —

The knowledge of the plan flowed into his mind. He paused as Jiraiya continued his assault on Danzo, the office blowing up in the process.

*BOOM*

Hiruzen jumped forward, landing on a higher mountain and turning to look upon the b...

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Let There Be Light! (DxD God!SI) Ch.1

Summary: Man gets SI’d into DxD Biblical God before the creation of existence.

— Nothingness —

{There was nothing.}

“The fuck?!”

{Then there was God}

— God —

A sudden blast of kn...

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Crackhead Determination (DB Namekian!SI) Ch.1

Green. Green here, green there, green way over there. Is there a point in time where people start to wonder when one color is too much? I like green as much as the next guy, but this much green was like a piss poor attempt at trying to be special only to end up looking stupid. View Post

The Enlightened One (Senju!SI) Ch.47

— Jiraiya —

“GAAAH!” Danzo shouted, some of the needles pierced his legs as he jumped away.

“Jiraiya! What is the meaning of this?!” Hiruzen asked, ready to stop Jiraiya here and now. His chakra flared to life and his hand came up in a seal.

The ANBU...

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The Enlightened One (Senju!SI) Ch.46

— Hiruzen —

Deep in the Hokage Mountains, miles away from Konoha, Hiruzen sat down on an elevated stone. All the while he contemplated if what he was planning on doing was truly the right move. He had made a lot of mistakes in his life, and he didn’t want to make anot...

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