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Wattpad Post - "Pigs In Space" #2

Continuing my "Pigs In Space" story, starring the cast of Mass Effect Andromeda, plus some chunky OC's I've cooked up specifically for this fic. 

Dr. Lexi's mysterious hidden past continues to be exposed! Is the Asari doctor secretly a malpracticing quack, or is she endangering her pat...

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Wattpad update: "Home Assistant"

The Bite-Sized series continues! This week's freebie focuses on a mild mannered Sow's Bend University professor, and her transformation from meek twig into... Well, you'll see. Click the link to check it out!

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July Pol #2: OC Roundhouse

Here's the second poll for July--which of the hefty, gassy OC cast do we want to see, this week? I'm removing Sow's Bend from the list since we just did that setting last month (and besides, you'll probably see more of it through Wattpad anyway.)

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July Poll #1 - L33t Waistlines Only

Here's the first of July's story polls--a selection of badass hacker girls. Which among these brainy beauties will become the subject of this month's weight gain/slob story? You decide. 

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Poll Piece: April O'Neill in "Pizza Is My Drug"

Here it is, the sordid tale of April O'Neill's descent into pizza-flavored hog-heaven. After the Turtles skip town, April sells out to the advertising man... and winds up the subject of her friend Irma's blog project. The story of April's collapsing career is the scoop of a lifetime... but can Ir...

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New Wattpad post: "Bite-sized: Community Policing"

New entry in my Bite-Sized series, little vignettes occurring in the very supernatural (and VERY fat) town of Sow's Bend, WA. Enjoy!! And be sure to let me know what you think in the comments.

These are pretty easy to write--going to try and put them out more often, from now on.

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Wattpad update: "Pigs In Space"

Yes, yes, I know--you've seen this story before. But I'm announcing this because going forward, some of my smaller/non-poll-related ongoings like "Pigs" are moving permanently to Wattpad. It's easy to update from mobile or PC, and visible even to people without a Wattpad account--hell of a lot ea...

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Testing the new Wattpad account

Testing, testing! Is this thing on? By "thing" I guess I mean the internet. Sorry, I don't know where that bit was supposed to go.

Behold... I've added another spoke to the enormous wheel of my porn works. I've gotten frustrated trying to catalogue, index and organize my countless OC storie...

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Poll Piece #1: Miss High, in "Reinforcements"

At last, after some ups and downs, I am proud to present... MISS HIGH, in "Reinforcements"! Watch in awe and terror as Olivia San-Martinez spirals out of control, her greedy "alternate personality" taking over more and more of her life... and her waistline, until finally, she's forced to take View Post

OC Side Story: "With a Rebel Yell"

Just something to fill the time while my illustrator works on the next Miss High piece. Welcome to the southern side of Sow's Bend... It's a rough place. A crude place. A place where a girl might go to lower her inhibitions... and fill her belly. Over and over again.

Enjoy.

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June Poll #2 - 90's Throwback

Get out your boom-box and garish prints--we're going back to the nineties this month for our erotic slob fix! Get your nostalgic on with a weight-gain tale about one of the below characters...

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June Poll #1 - OC Roundhouse

FYI guys--we keep whiplashing over and under $150, so I had to move the benchmark to $200. It's very confusing to not know halfway through the month whether I'm writing 3 stories or not! Sorry.

Anyway, here's the next OC roundup! We're taking Cult off the running, since it just got featured...

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Poll Piece - "Tomb Raider: Tea and Biscuits"

Here it is--the dark tale of how Lara Croft, dark heroine of the 2010's Tomb Raider trilogy, eats her way out of adventuring and into Trinity's seductive clutches. With guest appearances from Winston the...

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Another drabble

Update: Tomb Raider is finished, I just need to find time to edit and put it up here in PDF format.

In the meantime, here's another thing I wrote! There are 3 parts, you can view them all on tumblr: 2019-05-30 16:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Waffles (an OC drabble)

Hey guys! Sorry the Tombraider piece is taking a while, work is still kicking my butt. In the meantime, here's a little teaser starring Claire and Effie, last seen in "Changing Seasons."

Enjoy!!

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OC Roundhouse Poll: "The Cult," part 5

The people have spoken! Detective Randi Carter and her partner, Carlita, are closing in on the pervert who's been snapping up fat girls across Louisiana. Can they find their way to the end of his eerie maze of occult evils... or will they fall prey to their own demons, and their own expanding wai...

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April Poll #2 - Badass Butterballs

As promised, here's the second poll for April! The theme is "badass ladies getting fattened up"--we're gonna see some EDGY GALS get their EDGES SOFTENED. Heck yeah.

Please select which fandom/fan character you want me to write about next. This will be written at the same time as the...

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April Poll #1 - OC Roundhouse

So I need to make some changes to the poll structure. Doing research for Voltron really tired me out -- 10+ seasons of any show isn't worth it just to write some good porn. And plus, I don't really have the time. 

So here's the deal. We're going to do 1 OC story poll <...

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Poll Piece - Voltron - "Alchemy with a Side of Fries"

This story contains spoilers for the end of Voltron: Legendary Defender, but I figure if you know the characters, you're already aware of that. Behold as Allura tries to use her control-freak nature to "...

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OC story: "Changing Seasons"

Thanks for your patience, gents. Here's an OC joint I've been working on, kind of spun off from the characters in "Stuffing the Turkey." Different names, different relationship, similar dynamic--with some twists.

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Bad news, patrons

The reason the Pidge fic is late is that I have a nasty goddamn chest cold. I haven't been this sick in years.

I'll do my best to get the fic out this week, but no promises. Without my constant IV of coffee, I am powerless...

If it goes on too long I'll just refund March to you guy...

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Astronaut Food is COMPLETE!

I finished Astronaut Food, the compiled sections are in this PDF.

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Poll Piece: Gwenpool - Merc with a Muffin-Top

BEHOLD! A tale of cartoon woe! Gwen Poole is broke and homeless after her many failed attempts at becoming popular in Marvel's 616 Universe. But she gets some big ideas after meeting Big Bertha, and goes on a quest for a larger waistline... and a bigger place in the spot...

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Poll Piece: Bojack Horseman - "Get Those Feelings, Eat Those Feelings"

Okay, so the Sextina Aquafina quote title doesn't really scan. But here it is!! The story of one Diane Nguyen, who shacks up at Bojack's house after he goes to rehab and... um, eats like a horse.

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Poll: Switching to mainly OCs

So I've taken stock of the Patreon lately. While I really enjoy doing the poll stuff and the new projects are almost finished, I have to admit, I have a tough time doing research and playing catchup on dozens of fandoms just to finish a few stories inside of a month.
I have a proposal:...

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Hey look, I made a lewd Twitter!

What am I going to do with it? Absolutely no idea! But definitely something! Probably livetweeting as various OCs. The cast of BRAPPers could definitely use a public platform for their... opinions on the BRAPPing process.

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February Poll: Geek Out!!

This month we're focusing on geek girls! On the borders of society they lurk, hungering for obscure knowledge... and probably, burgers! Take your pick and remember, the top THREE choices will get stories.

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Poll Piece: Gwen Stacey - Spider-Sow!

Alright, here's number 3 from the latest poll! The formatting got a bit fucky on this one, I'm working off a janky not-Word application lately. Let me know if it's too difficult to read--I enjoyed theming the document after Gwen's "neon"-esque Spider-World, but if you want a "normal" copy, just P...

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Poll Piece: "Portal 2 - Culinary Experiments"

I couldn't think of a punny title this time.

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Side Poll: "Special Effects"

So I've been trying to spice up my stories a little--using "special effects" like new font colors to match the story's universe, more graphics, exotic links and things like that. What do you guys think? Does it make the stories more fun to read, or more difficult? It's a fair bit of work, so I do...

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