Hot off the presses from the holiday weekend! My job may be horrible but at least I get a break once in a while.
This one was fun to write--although I may have ove...
2019-01-21 16:36:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis time around, we're going to focus on lads and lasses who are displaced, in the spirit of the Tolkein poem. The dimensionally confused, missing persons, waifs wandering in a wasteland far from home... literally or metaphorically. I dunno, I guess I'm just feeling homesick. But also, ...
2019-01-16 18:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostJenni Zaftig is just your average, super-shy, people-avoiding "feeder in the closet" who can't stop crushing on all her co-workers. But all that changes when she gets a bit too frisky at work and opens a door to... FLABLAND.
Enjoy!
(EDIT: to help whet your appetite, enj...
2019-01-16 17:20:16 +0000 UTC View PostWoah, when did that happen? Looks like we inched past the $150 mark! This means you guys will get THREE stories a month (probably a tad shorter than normal, my job doesn't allow me time to write 40-page epics on farts) plus now I can divert more cash to the illustrated stories!!
Thank you S...
2019-01-16 14:54:56 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to say welcome to 2019, and thank you all so much for being my patrons. I couldn't do this gig without you guys. My real job is super stressful and it's nice to be able to make ANY amount of money doing something I love.
So, here's to 2019. And thanks for being on this cra...
2019-01-01 22:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
1) Raised the cap on illustrated story tier patrons from 3 to 5 due to increased interest. PM me if you want on-board but the cap is full.
2) OC story should be out by tomorrow night, plus a new po...
2018-12-29 15:29:48 +0000 UTC View PostMay I present AVATAR OF GLUTTONY, one of my favorite old pieces and one that's held up surprisingly well with time. A few quick edits and it was ready to roll off the presses again. I'm so enamored with this setting I might even expand on it sometime...
Enjoy!
2018-12-29 15:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the first of our two poll pieces for this month. Merry Christmas, fellow perverts.
I really enjoyed writing this one. I'll probably put it up on my DevArt Let me know what you think!
Glory to humanity... and glory to 2-B's mammoth behind!
2018-12-25 14:08:08 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, yes, I know it's just ONE illustration. But I really enjoyed this one and I plan to do several stories with her. This lovely art was brought to us by the unstoppable http://b-mage.deviantart.com, and we are even now SCHEM...
2018-12-25 14:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostAh, Tumblr. Just couldn't stay away from those Applebucks, could you?
The great purge is over and it looks like most of my favorite artists/writers have migrated or disappeared. Damn shame. My blog at zaftigfics.tumblr.com is still up, but I'll likely be shutting it down eventually. I even ...
2018-12-22 21:46:48 +0000 UTC View PostHA! And they said illustrated stories were madness. MADNESS!
Attached is my very first Tier 4 illustrated story, a much darker retelling of a recent Cowboy Bebop story I did. With even more slob, even more Bad Ends, and all-new ILLUSTRATIONS from the amazing 2018-12-16 03:55:37 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a fun one to write. I've always wanted to do a Bloodborne fic but had to wait for the right inspiration. WARNING: contains graphic cannibalism, slob and bursting.
Let me know what you think... and whether you might want to see more of this Hunter again!
2018-11-25 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis month, we have a very wide view of the future here at Z.O.B. Industries! Because let's be real, the present kind of sucks. Which of these future-imperfect characters will become an oversized cautionary tale about mankind's immortal (and obese) destiny?
2018-11-14 03:32:47 +0000 UTC View PostHey, patrons! Sorry for the wait on this one. My internet has been out for several days, overtime is mandatory at my new job and I've just been... wiped lately. But luckily, production is picking back up again. I have a Bloodborne fic on the way and have had good luck hunting for real, actua...
2018-11-14 03:16:38 +0000 UTC View Post
This time we get a little deeper into Station Methanea (the details of which can be found here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B9RXDTURro3orDHa4pVEMQs_edQbopC8Ix8e...
2018-10-07 17:33:18 +0000 UTC View PostI'm back, baby.
Here's the first of our two winners for this month--a story about 'Empowered,' a California super-heroine whose booty doth quake harder than the San Andreas fault! Complete with a guide to the characters, since I doubt all my patrons have read Adam Warren's smutty masterpiec...
2018-10-05 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostInstead of the usual boring ol' Spooky October poll, let's do something different this year. World's scary enough as it is. This poll, patrons get to vote on which FLABulous couples get to snuggle up with a mug of hot cocoa... or maybe a tanker-truck of spiked eggnog.
2018-09-22 02:54:22 +0000 UTC View PostAt LAST! Finally I had a chance to sit down and complete the second poll piece from last month. New job is really kicking me in the pants, people, I apologize. (Also, it's not actually a beach piece. This one's more sexy-hot-tub-themed.)
And hey, look--we have a new banner now, courtesy of ...
2018-09-16 23:45:02 +0000 UTC View PostAmong other small fixes! Including edits to my more rushed stories, and those "extra slobby" versions of stories my $5 tier bros have been waiting for. SOON... FATS. SOON.
2018-09-11 03:13:15 +0000 UTC View PostKorra is 80% finished but in the meantime, here's a juicy $5 piece to tide you over. This one's pretty gross near the end, so beware. Those not into watersports or wild, crazy levels of hedonism should not apply.
2018-09-01 13:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the first half of the "beach" poll pieces--a little adventure on a distant planet, starring Shepard, Tali, Miranda and Jack. CONTENT WARNING: There's a bit of vomiting in this one. Can't have a good part...
2018-08-05 15:32:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey patrons! While I work on the poll pieces, here's the first chapter of the BRAPper Files, my ongoing concept for a space station full of... er, uniquely talented ladies helping to fuel space-travel with the byproducts of their digestion. It's an amazingly stupid concept, but I'm having f...
2018-07-29 14:43:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a little something to tide you guys over, while I go on a short vacation and work on the Beach Poll. This is the story of what happens when Mr. Incredible, ...
2018-07-15 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostSomething a little different this time. The seashore is a wonderful place to relax, unwind... and eat, of course. Choose which cast of characters gets a sunny, flabby escape to the beach! (Warning: Beach-side food truck meals may cause flatulence.)
2018-07-13 22:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post"Little Witch Academia: Extracurricular Activities" follows Akko and company as they search for a missing, mutated Jazminka. There's garbage eating, shenanigans and a Very Large Diana involved.
Sorry for the wait on this one--I am currently dealing with a back injury and carpal tun...
2018-07-13 15:55:36 +0000 UTC View PostHere it is, part 1 of the most recent poll--Zatanna, the fishnet-clad she-wizard of DC fame, starring in her very own trippy adventure with one of Superman's most famous nemeses.
A little shorter than my usual stuff, but that may be the standard from now on. New job's giving me carpal tunnel...
2018-07-01 15:25:42 +0000 UTC View PostFresh off the presses while I work on Academia and Zatanna, here's a short story about a fitness trainer with... Niche interests. An ultra-rare male weight gain (or, well, BHM at least) piece by yours truly. Enjoy!!
2018-06-25 01:51:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Adding to the list of compiled "multi chapter" stories, here's Pigs In Space!! I'm looking forward to continuing this one when Astronaut Food is done.
2018-06-18 03:21:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey dudes! Astronaut Food is updated, this time with a short blurb showing Ilyana's descent towards depravity. I think what I'll do as her signal grows more and more faint inside the Craft is show that deterioration with her voice recordings... and then a final push in part 6 to show the Craft's tru...
2018-06-12 12:09:34 +0000 UTC View Post- Uploaded a better less typo-ey version of Cowboy Bebop: Binge Session. Talks are underway with an artist to do an illustrated, slobbier version of it with a plot revamp for the $5 tier.
- Work on the Zatanna fic has begun since she seems the clear winner of the poll so far. Witch Academia will p...
2018-05-25 04:09:18 +0000 UTC View Post