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Metamorphosis (Commission for Joducus)

He could never have expected that thing to actually exist, what with the only evidence he had being spurious claims on internet imageboards and the occasional friend of a friend of someone who totally knew someone else who once talked to this guy who swore they saw it once, but after mon...

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Unexpected Developments - Part 3 (Commission for FireDrago)

In any other context, Volt might have stopped the argument long before it had the chance to grow to the state that it was at, but given that he felt at least partially responsible for what was going on, he couldn’t bring himself to get a word in.

Spyra and Cynder had been arguing for hour...

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Banquet (Random Writing for Swissy)

The banquet hall was beautifully filled with the sounds of the string quartet she had hired for just that occasion, told to wait until her approach was signalled to them. It was only right that her entrance be the only one announced with such fanfare, even if the dragon’s definition of it was f...

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At The Con (Random Writing for Roxikat)

So there I was, happy as I could be, waiting in line to get into the convention center. You honestly couldn’t believe just how excited I was for the whole thing, I’d been waiting for months and the costume fit me perfectly! I mean, sure, I had to milk myself extra hard just ...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 6

Welp, with no prompts to have a contest with the past weekend, it seems like you're going to have to stay tuned for the surprise in store for this week's Prompt~!

Meanwhile, do make sure to leave your Prompts here so we can have a lil' bit of a contest next Saturday!

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Prompt of the Week - Week 4

 Everything was ready. Her dream journal by her side and the confirmation symbol drawn into the palm of her hand, Ruth had prepared everything so that the odds of her finally breaking into the lucrative market of lucid dreaming were maximized. Soon enough she’d be using the power of her mi...

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Empty Fridge (Commission for Zygrado)

A hard day’s work staring at a computer monitor and Zygrado was ready to do absolutely nothing but lounge around on the couch, maybe snug a cute Absol, have a bit of snack, the usual. Knowing that Alice had a day off and was waiting for him at home made the whole subway ride over to the apartme...

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Snowball (Commission for Cyanside/Caberea)

The small coin rolled over the counter and ended up spinning on one end, tantalizing and irresistible as it refused to hold quiet. Gandra watched as its revolutions grew slower and slower, her eyes desperate to track every motion of that, her one tiny bit of payment for services rendered. The man...

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Slight Mistake (Commission for RadiantBlaze)

Some would think that a drider taking up the profession of blacksmith, inside of a cave no less, would be quite the odd thing. For Spindra, however, the calling had always been the most natural thing in the world, and if not for the fact that most of her life up until that point had been spent se...

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Greed (Commission for Ume_Coalpaw)

“Bring him in, I tire of waiting.”

The royal guard nodded, slithering away and leaving the queen alone in her throne room, just long enough that she had some time to sigh and wonder what exactly had gone wrong in her life for her to be feeling that way.

Ratu had spent so long tryi...

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Bit Too Much (Commission for F3L4N)

“Alright Cynthia, now you hold tight while I get the vet up to speed, alright? Don’t go anywhere.”

The husky barked once and nodded, eager to let her human know she was ready to follow his instructions to the letter. Contrary to some of her canine companions, she utterly adored each v...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 5 & Week 4 Voting

Well, seeing as the poll ended in a tie, it's time to spin THE WHEEL OF NAMES in order to check who gets to win for this week's PotW... and the winner is Prompt 2!

 A gal decides to try out lucid dreaming, eventually giving herself her dream body (Pun ABSOLUTELY intended), ...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 3

Johannus had lost count of the amount of times he told his sire that what he had set out to do was somewhere beyond idiotic and squarely in the realm of the utterly suicidal. So many times he had to remind him that no one ever even came close to that dragon’s den for a very good reason...

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Overindulgence (Commission for Cyanside/Caberea)

“APPLY TO BREASTS; TWICE DAILY”

Simple enough; he couldn’t quite believe he managed to get his hands on something like that, but the labelling was unmistakably legitimate and it was just as heavy as he had heard people talk about. Whether or not he wanted to ask his friend ho...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 4 Voting

And we're up for another round of Prompt of the Week! The prompts this time are:

1)  Going out on a date with a plush chubby MILF, who is also a big beefy were-cougar in every sense of the word. She wears a huge pearl necklace that transforms into a huge spiked choker. View Post

Mishap (Raffle Winner)

Another day went by and once again nothing of note had happened. Maybe it was the local painting festival taking away all the customers, or the market was just not that favourable for trinket collectors and bauble owners at the moment, but his shop had seen absolutely no one for the past two or t...

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Unexpected Developments - Part 2 (Commission for FireDrago)

In retrospect, it should’ve been obvious that they would never be allowed to get away with destroying a literal mountain without someone along the line having some kind of problem with it. In all fairness, it did take several weeks before anyone was brave enough to try and press charge...

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Not Again... (Commission for BlankDrgn)

“Oh goodness, those were the third ones just today…”

The sounds of fabric ripping filled the air as soon as Blank tried to pull his shorts up, succeeding only in making a further mess of the floor rather than covering himself up. It had been some time since he’d experienced a growth...

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Just A Bit More (Random Writing for Kaironos/Kaithunderstone)

It had only been a few short weeks and already the dragon was feeling the weight of having to deal with someone like them.

At first glance, it was all a perfectly fine idea; both of them had known each other for some time, shared some interests, needed a place to stay and had jobs ...

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Escalation (Commission for Strowh/BustyRenaspikes)

The couch groaned when the lynx landed on it, no care for the Rena sitting right next to them. After a long day at work doing sweet FA, all the feline cared about was unwinding and blowing off some steam; to that end, Spikes provided the best possible solution, seeing as he was there, he was eage...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 4 & Week 3 Voting

And after a surprise new prompt, we have ourselves a winner for this week's Prompt of the Week!

 A knight and a squire heads into a cave and encounters a massive dragon. Said dragon is sleeping and is on top of her hoard. The knight tells the squire to moves in and tried to...

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Do Not Touch (Commission for RadiantBlaze)

All of the red flashing lights and warning signs should’ve been the best indicator that the jewel wasn’t something she should be taking, but considering its expected black market value, plus the simple fact that it was there at all, it was impossible for her not to at least try View Post

Prompt of the Week - Week 3 Voting

Well heck, seems like the newest Patrons have actually saved this from being a default again!

We now have an actual poll for Week 3's PotW!


Option 1)  Going out on a date with a plush chubby MILF, who is also a big beefy were-cougar in every sense of the wo...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 2

[Tommylad has logged in]

[Tommylad]: WHAT UP!?

[Tommylad]: Oh right shit

[JackDeuce has logged in]

[BrattySub has logged in]

[Tommylad]: Took you long enough

[JackDeuce]: Sorry, was cooking dinner.<...

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AI, Open Please (Commission for DesertScales)

Everything was going just fine until they hit that ion storm, and then everything just went and upended sanity out the nearest airlock. Vox was used to the clouds playing merry hell with their circuitry and confusing the defence systems into thinking they just got their lawset hacked, but everyth...

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Unexpected Developments (Commission for FireDrago)

“Are you sure that this is the place?”

“Positive; that’s what the crystal locator said.”

It was understandable how Spyra would be heavily doubtful of the locator’s signal; gem deposits had a tendency to be so shiny that their entire tunnel system was illuminated, the glow ...

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Consequences (Random Writing for BlueBunBoi)

NOTE: The original document, available as a PDF file, has some rather interesting meta aspects to it in the formatting. Please make sure to give it a read! 

“You told me you wanted to make your tits bigger, Trist.”

The lynx could barely hold back the shit-eating grin...

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Off The Scales (Random Writing for Araidian)

Nine hundred.

Yet another record he managed to beat, after successfully shaving off about twenty pounds over the past month by following a strict diet… which probably explained why he’d ballooned to that size on the rebound, considering how much he gorged himself in the past few days. I...

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Book Club: "Bad" End (Commission for Teddypimm)

As if on cue, her belly groaned loudly enough for the old man to develop a bright blush, rapidly excusing himself with several dozen apologies before vanishing into the corridor. The rhythmic pitter-patter of feet outside didn’t take long to make itself known, after which the same group of robe...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 3 & Week 2 Results

Due to only one prompt being provided in the past week, looks like VDO gets to see their story come to fruition!

"Tim slipping all quiet-like into a chat room full of hyper fans discussing their favorite hyper sizes/proportions, and starting to make people's bodies resemble what...

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