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Caveat Emptor (Commission for yain55)

 Dresk was having a perfectly fine day walking down the street from work when the weirdest flyer caught his attention, hanging from one of the telephone polls he made a habit of smacking into. It was a shabby thing, printed on poor-quality paper and covered in brightly-coloured words in at l...

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Relaxing Retreat - Part 2 (Commission for Hyacinth)

 The trip back from the two-day retreat was just as sloshy and wobbling as had been promised, made even worse by the fact that Iris refused to use their time at the town to empty herself; in fact, she seemed overjoyed by the fact that her tits were so full they hung close to her knees and pr...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 1

“You want me to do what now?!”

The assignment was absurd and both people in that room knew it, hence why Nick believed he could afford himself some leeway in regards to complaining about it.

“You heard me the first time,” Bogo growled back, “you’re the only person we have ...

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Workout (Random Writing for Kaironos/Kaithunderstone)

It felt like an eternity ago when the two friends had started working out, even if their bank accounts had only been charged two monthly fees at their gym. They had both started off flat and feeble as could be, barely able to lift any of the equipment available for their use, much less put on any...

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New Frontiers (Patreon Commission for DanMingle)

Tani’s birth had been the result of years upon years of careful genetic manipulation and animal husbandry in all but name, with their family ties being decided by committee somewhere in the vast halls of bureaucracy that controlled the Horizons Project; for most, used as they were to in vit...

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Crit Success (Patreon Commission for VDO)

The four of them sat at the table in utmost silence. The tension was thick enough that you’d need a butcher’s knife to cut through it, and the eight eyes all around followed the same objects as it flew across the cheap, plastic surface in between them. With a soft clatter, the two dice rolled...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 2 & Week 1 Results

Thanks to a tie in the previous week (which we'll probably see a lot of until such a point as more folks arrive), THE WHEEL HAS BEEN SPUN, and the Prompt of the Week is:

"Going undercover as a prisoner to gain valuable intel on a drug ring; too bad all that extra time he spent w...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 1 Voting

And the first Prompt of the Week is up for voting!

Head over to the following strawpoll and leave yer votes: https://strawpoll.com/2rg5p2hbx

Option 1:  Tim slipping all quiet-like into a chat room...

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Forced Perspective - Part 3 (Commission for kobuldstuff)

How was that fair?!

Max had worked so hard to get to where he was, even if his original ascension was admittedly complete luck. Seeing as geckos like him weren’t exactly all that high up in the food chain, scurrying about looking for places to hide was just a fundamental part of ...

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Continued Support (Random Writing for RaiBrid)

Five to nine.

Make sure the chair is properly set, the streaming software is running properly and there’s nothing in the background to distract the viewers. Triple-check the microphone and camera angle, lest it start capturing less of them than their subscriber base deserved. Once that wa...

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Morning Issues - Part 2 (Commission for RenaSpikes/Strowh)

Try as he might, Spikes couldn’t get his paws or grabbers to shrink back down to what their old size was; it made for a slightly confusing sight when his room-flooding balls and ceiling-scraping cock somehow found their way back to what they were earlier that morning, and yet the ends of his li...

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Relaxing Retreat (Commission for Hyacinth)

The walk over to the cabin was surprisingly pleasant; the heat had given up just enough that neither of them were too tired, leaving them with enough time and energy left to drop their stuff by the side of the water, strip and then jump in, the lake being just cool enough to serve as the perfect ...

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Cat and the Cream - Part 2 (Random Writing for Xilimyth)

Lizzie’s first reaction at seeing what Xili had become could be accurately summed up as the same one you’d see if someone happened to win the lottery while simultaneously landing their dream job. Sure, two things that were individually worth quite a lot, but put them together and suddenly you...

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Prompt of the Week - Week 1

And the first Prompt of the Week is opening!

If you can see this post, feel free to leave your prompts for a story and we'll get to voting on them on a few days' time!

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Introducing: the Prompt of the Week

Seeing as I'm about to be given a lot more free time, I've opted to introduce the aptly-named Prompt of the Week!

Every week, Patrons at the 5€ tier or above may offer a prompt for a story via any of my listed contacts, or via direct reply on the Patron-only post. Then, o...

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Cat and the Cream (Random Writing for Xilimyth)

 

“So, when are you hitting puberty already~?”

Xili winced at the words, though still managed to put on a smile due to where they came from. Of all the people she knew, Lizzie was the only one who got to crack jokes at the expense of her size, if only because the dragoness he...

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Spa Day (Random Writing for Rabid)

 

“I can assure you, it’s all above board!”

Though the enthusiasm was certainly welcome, it didn’t detract from the fact that some of the options available in the pamphlet were… “suggestive” was a word, but that was probably insufficient to fully describe what kind ...

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Takeover

 

With another one down, the number of nights he’d spent without sleep had officially become high enough that both his hands weren’t enough to count them all. For the past two weeks, he had been subsisting on a steady diet of caffeine and whatever happened to have a high enough sug...

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Rise and Shine (Part 4)

 

A few weeks had passed since the “unfortunate incident”, as Bea was wont to call it, where JT was immobilized by a pair of nuts the size of a small town and had to “rescued” by the timely intervention of someone who neither him nor his would-be tormentor quite trusted, if onl...

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Seranda

For many years I have attempted to gain access to the near-mythical valley of Seranda, located in a mostly uncharted region in the middle of sub-Saharan Africa. All manner of stories were told of this place, all of them ranging from the utmost absurd to the completely unbelievable, and yet th...

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Awakening (Part 5)

And there we have it, the first proper post on this here Patreon and it's about my favourite of all subjects: growing kitties!

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A Warm Welcome To All!

Greetings and hello to all of you fine folks, who probably came here from either FurAffinity or someone who saw me there and ended reposting something from it!

The name's Mavor, and I like to spend an inordinate amount of time writing furry-based fiction of varying levels of wholesomeness (...

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