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Upsetting Day: Wish 🌭

Lately for whatever reason, I’ve been targeted by an alarming number of Wish ads in my social media news f...

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Fucking Day: Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion 🌭

My favorite "Once you see it, you can't unsee it" in all of pop culture is the Holiday Dog Movie Fuck Mansion. 

If you venture into the deepest, darkest dregs of the video streaming services, ...

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Nerding Day: Incel Daredevil 🌭

In 1964, a boy was blinded by a radioactive truck! Twelve years later a boy was born who would change the wo...

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Punching Day: Eliminator 🌭

Malibu Comics was a slipshod comic imprint from the β€˜90s held together by duct tape and a stubborn unwilli...

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Learning Day: The Truth About Power Rangers 🌭


The year was 1995 and a secret war was being fought between the Power Rangers and one man. Phil P...

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Upsetting Day: iCub 🌭

Robots fulfill a legitimate need in our society: We have too many jobs and not enough hunter/killers, and th...

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Fucking Day: The Worst Day to Have Sex 🌭

Every nine seconds a horny dingbat publishes a book of daily sexual positions. More than any other product c...

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Nerding Day: Space Precinct 2040 🌭

Space Precinct 2040 was a short-lived British TV show that explored what would happen if you replac...

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Punching Day: The Bible, Self-Defense, & Martial Arts 🌭

Should a Christian learn martial arts? It's the question asked by nobody, victims of Methodist spin kicks, a...

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Learning Day: Space Port Arcade Training Slideset 🌭

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Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling 🌭

Several weeks ago Seanbaby found an issue of Poxco Regional Wrestling Magazine lodged molecularly in the wal...

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Upsetting Day: BE A CLOWN! 🌭

Instant Clowning-- it has been a dream for generations ever since man learned you could mask pain and homici...

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Fucking Day: Darling in the Franxx 🌭

Weiner 2600 is the official 🌭1900HOTDOG 🌭 Artificial Intelligence that helps us sort and categorize co...

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Nerding Day: Marvo the Magician and Tito 🌭

In the Golden Age of comics, there were several characters every publisher had-- the punching man in a flag,...

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Punching Day: The Comic Strip 🌭

I’ve never met anyone else in real life that remembers The Comic Strip and this anomaly haunts me...

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Learning Day: How to Good-bye Depression 🌭

It's Learning Day, and you are about to learn one man's anus can contain more chaos than a thousand hurrican...

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Fucking Day: Pokemon That Look Like Sex Toys 🌭


Thank you for coming. Webster's defines "unnecessary" as "a thesis statement on an article alread...

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Nerding Day: The Last Witch Hunter 🌭


I like to think of myself as a nerd ally -- I only mock nerds relentlessly because I am one, and this distinction comes with so very few benefits that I try to take full advantage of each and ...

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Punching Day: PoxCo Regional Wrestling 🌭

Mysteries are all around us. What made that noise? How did this wrestling magazine from the wrong dimension ...

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Learning Day: Troom Troom 🌭

There are many things on the internet that I do not respect, but I do understand -- furries, men’s rights ...

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Reflecting Day: The Unwritable 🌭

 

Hi, Hotdoggers, I already regret calling you that. Now that we've agreed you'll be referred to ...

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Upsetting Day: How to Get Along with Black People 🌭

A lot of hyperbole gets thrown around on the Internet. You may have heard, even from me, how a movie is the ...

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Fucking Day: The Sex Orgies of Sarawak 🌭

Old timey pornography was rough. You couldn’t just hop on the internet and search for two-to-eight people ...

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Nerding Day: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles Joke Book 🌭

In 1990, a London publisher put out a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle joke book and it ended up being a mass gra...

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Punching Day: Night Man 🌭

Night Man is a superhero TV series that debuted in 1997: the year the β€˜90s finally went too far, ...

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Learning Day: How to Protect Yourself on a Cruise Vacation 🌭


Imagine all the things that can go wrong on the ocean. Double it and add vomit. Now picture a jud...

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Upsetting Day: Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible - Sodom and Gomorrah 🌭

I was born a heathen and I’ll die a heathen, probably in some kind of heathening accident. I don’t know ...

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Fucking Day: Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power 🌭

In 1976, Donald L. Wilson, M.D. wrote a book called Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your M...

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Nerding Day: Swords of the Barbarians 🌭

I need to take a personal half-day to see if you can upskirt Tifa mid-uppercut, so to celebrate this Nerding...

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Punching Day: Probably True Stories of '90s Action Stars Giving Script Notes 🌭

 

During the '90s, all the best action movies were assembled from five different scripts and tryi...

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