Learning Day: How To Make Trippy Music 🌭
If there’s one group you never want to make an instructional video for, it’s the cool kids. I know all y...
2020-04-13 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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Teamworking Day: The Gorgeous Guys of Gaming 🌭
Video games have been dominated by the male gaze since their inception. Back in the '90s, when our pixel tec...
2020-04-12 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: HOW TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT YOUR GAY SON 🌭
If you don't understand or accept your gay son, you're probably not used to good news, but I have some: ther...
2020-04-10 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Cracked Slashfic 🌭
On the path to fame you will take many small steps. Long before you puke pure cocaine onto your own star on ...
2020-04-09 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Captain America vs. The Bullshit Robot 🌭
Over the decades, the character of Captain America has been imagined nearly five different ways-- werewolf, ...
2020-04-08 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Combat Simulation Suits 🌭
I enjoy fighting, but I do not enjoy being fought. Ideally, I would like to attack people from inside the sa...
2020-04-07 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Practical Guide to Ear Candling 🌭
Ear candling is precisely, exactly what it sounds like without any caveats. It's an activity a th...
2020-04-06 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: ASMR Roleplay 🌭
You know what ASMR is: softcore porn for audiophile Quakers. “It’s not sexual,” every ASMR fan tells y...
2020-04-03 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: 269 Amazing Sex Games 🌭
Like all sex books, 269 Amazing Sex Games has to make some pretty wild guesses where your kink zone starts a...
2020-04-02 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Kids Guide To The Internet 🌭
It seems like the internet has always been a part of our life: Our untrustworthy informant, our shameful lov...
2020-04-01 15:04:40 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Martial Dance 🌭
Chaz Wilson combined dance with fighting in a way deadlier and sexier than it sounds. His fluid, ...
2020-03-31 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: UFO Strangers Coloring Book 🌭
The 1970s were worried about a lot of things: smog, the fragile afro integrity of the average white man, tha...
2020-03-30 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: A Look Back At Our First Month 🌭
It has been an entire month since you switched your diet to 100% Hot Dog. Your toilet is in ruins, you have ...
2020-03-28 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Will.i.am's Entertainment Tonight Theme Song Remix 🌭
Art is subjective and fluid. It's transformed by intent, viewer, and hindsight. So when someone says, "That'...
2020-03-27 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: How to Hide an Erection 🌭
Be calm. Maintain your vigil. Show no signs of external panic, or your life is forfeit. Be very still and gi...
2020-03-26 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Shaq Fu (The Novelization) 🌭
In 1994, EA published Shaq Fu, a terrible fighting game about Shaquille O'Neal traveling to another...
2020-03-25 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Hulk Hogan's Rock 'N' Wrestling Sketches 🌭
There was a magical time in the 1980s where television executives knew two things, and two things only: “C...
2020-03-24 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Develop Your Child's Psychic Abilities 🌭
You've seen them everywhere: adult psychics. They bend our local spoons and hide messages in our worst cooki...
2020-03-23 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: You Wouldn't Want to be a Sailor on a 19th Century Whaling Vessel! 🌭
Not every Upsetting Day will be about accursed children’s books, but a lot of them will be, since nobody h...
2020-03-20 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Romantic Essentials 🌭
During my distinguished career at Cracked.com, I wrote several articles questioning the romantic competence ...
2020-03-19 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Revolutionary Girl Utena 🌭
Sean has promised me that this won’t be one of our public columns, so I feel safe admitti...
2020-03-18 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: D.D. Crew 🌭
Technically, by editorial mandate, arcade games fall under the umbrella of NERDING DAY. But you know who nev...
2020-03-17 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: What Happened to Fingerboarding? 🌭
I remember the first time I truly understood that there is injustice in this world. It was when I learned ab...
2020-03-16 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Upsetting Day: A Doris Sanford Special Feature 🌭
Doris Sanford wrote illustrated children's books for every conceivable trauma a child might go through. She ...
2020-03-13 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Kemono Michi - Rise Up 🌭
When I plugged the synopsis of Kemono Michi: Rise Up into the Weiner 2600 -- the machine that decid...
2020-03-12 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Star Roars 🌭
In 2002, three years on the heels of Star Wars prequel mania, nutty cutup John Byr...
2020-03-11 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Double Dragon - The Movie 🌭
The Double Dragon series left an indelible impression on me as a child, mostly because this is the ...
2020-03-10 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
2020-03-09 14:02:00 +0000 UTC
Upsetting Day: My Little Pony Fanfiction - Cupcakes 🌭
When our generous, wise, only slightly acidic sponsors over at PoxCo (Spread the Pox!™) first assigned me ...
2020-03-06 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post