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Teamworking Day: PoxCo Regional Pretend Wrestling Qualifiers 🌭

The results of the first round of Poxco Regional Wrestling's Wrestle-By-Mail Wrestlaclysm are in! We, two men running a comedy website in the year 2020, formed a wrestle-by-mail game company where reader...

Learning Day: Develop Your Psychic Power 🌭

I'm pretty pissed I spent over thirty years unaware that I could get psychic powers for the same price as endless shrimp at Red Lobster. That's right, for just $15.99, you could own a real VHS tape that ...

Upsetting Day: Gary Busey Pet Judge 🌭

Things are getting dire in the streaming era. Nearly everyone has their own streaming service. I do. It’s called Brok and so far I only have the rights to rebroadcast a Slovakian public access document...

Fucking Day: Crazy Love 🌭

For centuries, romantic couples knew only eight "insanely creative ways to show love." Finally, decades after fuck scholars had given up, Grace Edwards published CRAZY LOVE which promised "More Than 200 ...

Nerding Day: Zorklon 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to rescue every monkey that knew how to flip so...

Punching Day: The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody, Part 2 🌭

When we last left Cody, flying Sky Marshal of the Universe, he had taken a bothersome shoulder bonk and was tumbling off a cliff to his certain death!

How is flying Cody, the flying Commando of the...

Learning Day: The Most Efficient Way To Do Everything 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to make enough money to buy a company hovercraft. It succeeded in tw...

Upsetting Day: Babyland Hospital 🌭

Have you ever wanted to visit Cleveland, Georgia? Probably not because you know someplace is sh...

Fucking Day: Classic Remaster - Way of the Barbarian 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people...

Nerding Day: The Many Certain Deaths of Commando Cody 🌭

In the 1950s, it was pretty normal for a superhero to be some guy with a rocket pack. One of th...

Punching Day: Classic Remaster - Brockway's MC and Seanbaby's CYODFMA 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people...

Learning Day: How to Catch Fairies 🌭

This book is called How to Catch Fairies which you might think to mean something like ...

Upsetting Day: Classic Remaster - Dumb Things White People Think About Other Races 🌭

Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to te...

Fucking Day: Chippendales Board Game 🌭

Hi, readers of 1900HOTDOG! It's Fucking Day, so let's share the most erotic of activitie...

Nerding Day: CYOA Remaster - Fuck This Blurry Arcade 🌭

Hi, I’m Robert Brockway from the Internet. You may know me from my time at Cracked.com, an affiliate store...

Punching Day: SELF-DEFENSE For YOUR CHILD 🌭

There was once a man named Bruce Tegner who spent the '70s writing the same martial arts bo...

Reflecting Day: It's Time to Fire Topper! 🌭

Greetings Hot Dogs, please light the SOMBER INTROSPECTION AND GENITAL ENLARGEMENT incense that I know you al...

Upsetting Day: Fucking WHAT, Archie?! 🌭

In 1980, Archie Comics Group published Archie #298 of the Archie Series, and I am here 40 years later to mak...

Fucking Day: Fighting Game Girl Fetish 🌭

Video games are just a normal thing people do now in between pornography and sleep, and it’s great. But Ga...

Nerding Day: Everyone That the Wonder Twins Rescued Should Be Dead 🌭

In 1977, the Super Friends introduced brother and sister teen aliens who had the ill-define...

Punching Day: The Way Cobra Eats Pizza 🌭

There are exactly two categories of human on this earth: Those who can recite most of the 1986 Sylvester Sta...

Learning Day: My Favorite Manly Hot Dog Man 🌭

First of all: WOW. Thank you for supporting 1-900-Hot-Dog! When Robert and Sean launched this thing... I got...

Teamworking Day: The Rumble in the Bronx Clubhouse 🌭

Brockway: The 1980s and ‘90s were periods of rapid, tumultuous societal change. There was...

Podcasting Day: Guess what? IT'S ABOUT RUMBLE IN THE BRONX. 🌭

Brockway: Oh shit, it’s Podcasting Day! Because there are new podcast episodes right here...

Teamworking Day: The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown, Part 3 🌭

Seanbaby: Rumble in the Bronx follows the classic 10-Act Jackie Chan fi...

Teamworking Day: The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown, Part 2 🌭

Seanbaby: Rumble in the Bronx follows the classic 10-Act Jackie Chan fi...

Teamworking Day: The Complete Rumble in the Bronx Breakdown, Part 1 🌭

There was once a hugely successful martial arts actor known in Asia for his daring, creative stunts. After a...

Upsetting Day: The Boy Who Could Fly 🌭

Anthropologists believe the very first joke was invented some two million years ago, when a Homo habilis...