Punching Day: Steven Seagal's World of Warships 🌭
Steven Seagal has done a number of hasty, ill-advised commercials that were not a good match for his brand, ...
2020-08-11 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Learning Day: How To Be Cool 🌭
Godless nerds, listen: for only $7.99 you can own a book containing all the secrets of being cool...
2020-08-10 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Dog Police 🌭
Hello, I am here to talk to you about the music video for the song Dog Police by the band Dog Police off the...
2020-08-07 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Linnea Quiqley's Horror Workout 🌭
Workout videos are known for often over-promising results, but when Linnea Quigley's workout video warns tha...
2020-08-06 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: ThunderCats Live! 🌭
In the 1980s, when spirits were almost as high as TV executives, every stupid concept got its own cartoon, f...
2020-08-05 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: The Penetrator 🌭
There's a popular book series called THE PENETRATOR, who is sort of like if the Scottsdale police tried to m...
2020-08-04 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Terminal Madness 🌭
Terminal Madness was a mini-documentary about computers released in 1980, when basically nobody car...
2020-08-03 15:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Beanie Baby Stories 🌭
From a certain point of view, Beanie Baby® Stories is a book filled with "Heartwarming stories...
2020-07-31 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: Angela Lansbury's Positive Moves 🌭
Recently I, like so many others, had my high contact workout routine interrupted by COVID-19. I used to get ...
2020-07-30 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: The Mighty Foes of Iron Fist 🌭
The Netflix show Iron Fist was about a billionaire kung fu master who did mostly stupid, boring things and couldn't fight for shit. This wasn't exactly a faithful adaptation of the comic book wh...
2020-07-29 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: True Crime Magazine Ads 🌭
Men! Manly Men! Now that I have your attention, ladies and Macho Men interested in ...
2020-07-28 15:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Dominate Women 🌭
Today on Learning Day, we're looking at a book called How to Dominate Women. Regular 1900hotdoggers...
2020-07-27 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostNot Upsetting Day: The Podcast Launch! 🌭
Heads up, Hot Dog enthusiasts: We’ve got big news! Today is not Upsetting Day! We schedul...
2020-07-24 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Hunk Boat? 🌭
Pick two words to describe yourself. Ha, I can do it in three: THE HUNK BOAT.
2020-07-23 15:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Nerding Day: Symphogear 🌭
I wish I could have friends who love me more than they love schoolwork and boys put together. I wish I could...
2020-07-22 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: My Life's Fight 🌭
In the 1900hotdog library, there are countless books made up of total bullshit, sometime...
2020-07-21 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How To Manifest Your Desires 🌭
I want a lot of things: safety and security for my family, a fulfilling and rewarding career, an enormous an...
2020-07-20 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostCeto's New Friends 🌭
Fuck this nightmare book. Hi, I'm the Internet's Seanbaby, handsome humorist from beloved comedy website
Fucking Day: The Chermen 🌭
An “All-Cher production of Westside Story” seems like one of those thin Saturday Night Live...
2020-07-16 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: Birdman Theatre, Episode 0001 🌭
In 1967, Birdman debuted on Saturday morning TV. He was powered by the sun, written by c...
2020-07-15 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: Exiles 🌭
Malibu Comics was a short-lived imprint in the 1990s that acted as a sort of comic book Drain Trap -- a stag...
2020-07-14 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: How to Be a Way Cool Grandfather 🌭
"Rad, Dad, that's bad!" my 10-year-old grandson exclaimed. Those are the opening words to 1...
2020-07-13 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Damsel Fetish 🌭
I delve into troublesome YouTube channels like dwarves dig into the accursed earth. It’s not a matter of <...
2020-07-10 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: How to Solve Your Sex Problems With Self-Hypnosis 🌭
Some time before The Secret but after Giving an Innocent Child's Blood to Aruk, sorcerers intereste...
2020-07-09 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNerding Day: SuperBook 🌭
When I first moved out on my own, I was so poor I couldn’t afford both cable TV and Pabst. It was clear th...
2020-07-08 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostPunching Day: How to Protect Yourself & Survive 🌭
In 1979, the streets feared only one thing: author Sidney Filson. She wrote HOW TO PROTECT YO...
2020-07-07 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning Day: Jack Horkheimer - Star Hustler 🌭
Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler was a PBS mini-show about amateur stargazing, and not an obscenely po...
2020-07-06 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostReflecting Day: Meet Our New Conservative Mormon Content Strategist 🌭
Greetings 1900HOTDOG,
My name is Topper Goodmeadow, and I have been the Assistant Content Strategist f...
2020-07-04 15:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostUpsetting Day: Death Wish 3 🌭
The Most Important Sequence In Cinema History?
If asked to name the most important sequence in cinema history, most scholars fall back on the old standbys: That part in ...
2020-07-03 15:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostFucking Day: The Dirt Bike Kid 🌭
Good morning. I have come to you today with a simple task, unadorned by superfluous arguments and tangential...
2020-07-02 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post