In 1981, a man with a suspicious amount of dead cats published the humor and comedy book 101 Uses for a Dead Cat. That very same year, that very same fucking year, two Johns rushed out a R...
2023-11-03 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we team-costumed as a centaur for Halloween. We’ll let you guess which one was the horse parts and why.<...
2023-11-02 13:57:44 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby knows the secrets to staying young: It's unhinged madness and the band Korn! Can Brockway and guest, Jason Pargin, find both? Fucking fuck yeah they can!
2023-11-01 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Jason Pargin's new book is available now! It's called Zoey is Too Drunk for this Dystopia and ...
2023-11-01 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE 10/31 1:30PM: By usin' us a goat and beloved friend, we lured out more entries what had been forgotten by science.
You killed it. The prompt, not Bigfoot.
2023-10-31 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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I’ve always felt the problem with clothing is that it’s a real, tangible product I can purchase and not a ghostly apparition floating over the general area of my body. I want ghost clothes. Luckily, dig...
2023-10-30 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
As the fall of Puppet Week encircles us, our only choice left is to die well. To take as many of them with us. But first... the year was 1939, and the world was at war. One of America's biggest celebrities ...
2023-10-27 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s the 1980s. You want to make movies but you don’t have the budget, cast, location, or talent. There’s only one avenue left for you: Drug education. You could really feel the frustrated creative mi...
2023-10-26 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostCAUTION: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BONUS PODCAST BEFORE THE MAIN PODCAST.
CAUTION: DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BONUS PODCAST.
...with Lydia Bugg and Dennard Dayle!
2023-10-25 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You are directly in the middle of Puppet Week and it rules! You have been trained to expect punishment and terror, and you’ve received only orgasmic Tim Curry faces and orgasmic puppet jumpkicks. 2023-10-25 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I jumped into puppet week research looking for a premium nightmare, and failed. Thunderbolt Fantasy flipped over my weak cynic blows, tossed a sword into the air, kicked me in the dick, inexplicabl...
2023-10-24 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
As we all know, Muppets are the only acceptable puppets. They are our soft friends who are genuinely funny and would never touch us with their weird little felt hands without our permission. That’s right,...
2023-10-23 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Beneath our world lies another-- one of forbidden ecstasy. A world where pleasure and pain combine in a ritual too mysterious to understand. The souls lost to it call it by one word: "spanking." ...
2023-10-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Well met, my precious hotdog flavored readers! Call me a chocolate starfish, because I'm about to make your biscuit limp.
It's what you all asked for: Even more information about the making of The President Goes to Heaven and the maniac who filmed it! It's a wild story full of FBI stings, Republican congressman, kidnapping, high speed chases, anti-semitism, under age girls, and always poop, poop, POOP!
2023-10-18 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re joined by our own Jamie Kelly, the lady who makes us sound good and Bigfeets sound better, to discuss The Pres...
2023-10-18 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
God loves sequels.
And Eric Ludy still needs you to know he fucks. Jesus watches, so Eric puts on a show. An exclusive one, unlike the free streams of the unsaved. Keep your crowds: Eric’s ...
2023-10-17 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
At the intersection of magic and dance, there lies a single man who refers to himself as the Dance Jedi, even though Disney has forcefully asked him to stop doing that so many times. Adrian “Lobo...
2023-10-16 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
There are points on a man that, if poked, kill. There are energies that, if harnessed, turn any dainty kitty cat slap into a murder weapon. You are about to learn the secrets of Dim-Mak, a technique known o...
2023-10-13 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As they say in Mortal Kombat, welcome back to the stage of history! By now you’ve probably already purchased Mortal Kombat 1 and have spent hours enjoying sharp gameplay and a continued inexplicable use o...
2023-10-12 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAre guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee ready to brave the rough uncharted dreamscape of a terrible witch? Did Seanbaby bring his Witch ATV and Dream Machete? These are questions Brockway demands the answers to with his game, Dreams of the Witch!
Unexplainable creatures haunt every corner of our world, and desserts are no exception. From the bowels of Cumberland County's second most popular ghost tour came an idea: what if monster cake? And...
2023-10-11 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s this? The opportunity of your afternoon. In monster-hunting tradition, we’re taking an undercooked graph...
2023-10-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
It's hard to make money if you're a simple, hot, intelligent, overly confident woman who's willing to marry an old man and wait for him to die. Wait, sorry, I don't think that actually sounds very hard. Yet...
2023-10-09 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"I just had to pass some gas," says a man farting out a window. Hi, I'm Seanbaby, and that was an entire Hustler Humor comic.
That’s right fuckers, ya boy is back, with the all the attitude of a kid in a music video telling their dad Meat Loaf to fuck right off and die please, Dad, could you do that for me huh?! Regular doggers ...
2023-10-05 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby takes Brockway for a romantic helicopter ride and kills Dan McQuade's dog, it's a Don Diebel book game!
2023-10-04 12:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This week we’re joined by Defector’s Dan McQuade, the 2023-10-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s time for the cruelest reality show on airwaves.
No. What kind of cheeseburger garbage is this? America...
2023-10-03 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s something you get living in the South you just can’t experience anywhere else, and that is the sheer volume of titty-themed chain restaurants. Sure, we’ve got Hooters for the LIBERAL man who w...
2023-10-02 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post