The TV adaptation of Twisted Metal is a silly take on what would happen if the exploding vehicle apocalypse ended the world in the mid '90s. It's how a coward would adapt Twisted Metal. Th...
2023-09-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we are each the sole beneficiary of the other’s will. This comedy website was always going to end in a m...
2023-09-28 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby has a question for Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg: Are you as Pac-Man as Taylor Hicks? "What the fuck does that mean?" Some of you are saying. "I hate you for asking this," others are saying. "No really, what the fuck could that possibly mean?" Still others say.
2023-09-27 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Podcasting Day! And this week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we are joined by our own Lydia Bugg to discuss something you should never find further information on: Malibu Comics. We all read Hardcase...
2023-09-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t worry, Bunnykill isn’t some artless lunatic drawing rabbit murder on the asylum walls. It’s an inspired lunatic animating rabbit murder. That line separates The Ma...
2023-09-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, I think about writing a book, but I’m just not sure I have enough pizzazz. My work is flat, utterly unzazzy. Luckily, one of the authors of 2023-09-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2018, writer/director S. Craig Zahler released a movie called Dragged Across Concrete. You might know him as the guy who made Bone Tomahawk which you might know as the movie where savag...
2023-09-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone wanted in on that sweet Power Rangers heat in the ’90s. And while Saban Entertainment cranked out their share of shows based on Japanese tokusatsu to capitalize on the craze for spand...
2023-09-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway has a game of deduction, intuition, and piss: It's WikiWhy with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K!
Once, in days long past, Seanbaby and Brockway along with their guest, horror author and mega-2023-09-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
American Romance is a breakthrough in dork studies.
A genuine game-changer. It’s delicate informat...
2023-09-19 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Come along with me, hotdog children, to the mystical faraway land of California, where an ancient Chinese practitioner named Paul Dong practices the art of the Empty Force at a magical temple kn...
2023-09-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Doris Sanford and Graci Evans create illustrated guides to childhood problems, and no one has ever done it worse. They solve 2023-09-15 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hello to you all today we are continuing our hot dog sexual education series in our quest to get more competents and considerate in bed with ourselves and others. I will admit we have had more 2023-09-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby would like to apologize for putting Brockway and guest, Rodney Anonymous, into the headspace of a pathetic heavy metal grifter. He does this by putting them in the headspace of a literary kiss criminal.
2023-09-13 12:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we welcome the great Rodney Anonymous from 2023-09-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Beetleborgs Christmas episode is art.
I won’t hear otherwise: I traded my sanity and gold fo...
2023-09-12 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know of the popular game so beloved by nerds that a single card from it can sell for hundreds, or sometimes millions of dollars. Yes, I’m talking about America’s most beloved trading ...
2023-09-11 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s no gentle way to break this to you. It’s time to:
Make Your Own Sex Toys was written and...
2023-09-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m furious at this book, because its cover is its first and last mention of cats.
It should discuss cats! ...
2023-09-07 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway asks Seanbaby and Merritt K to transcend the limitations of their pitiful human forms and become gods! Using! The power! Of! YouTube affirmations!
2023-09-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re joined once again by author, champion skeet-shooter, and 2023-09-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In nerd camp, they said “the medium is the message.” That’s from Marshall McLuhan, founder of a chain store. Or media theory, I wasn’t sleeping much. And I didn’t truly get this quote u...
2023-09-05 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, you run across a piece of art that represents the peak of someone’s abilities as a creator. Sometimes, realizing that what you’re seeing is the peak of someone’s abilities as a creator is s...
2023-09-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Here at this delightful 1900HOTDOG website, I’ve written two hundred and eighty (280!) articles about maniac cops, horny witches, and diseased grifters. That’s a lot of curses I’ve exposed my...
2023-09-01 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we each wear one diamond earring of a matching set and not where you think.
But this isn’...
2023-08-31 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby pulls up in a windowless van and tells Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to get in. There's been an emergency, all four of their parents have been in a car accident together! It's more 1980s cartoons PSAs!
2023-08-30 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It sure is a lot of fun to be silly. But in the last 137 episodes of The Dogg Zzone 9000, you saw the dangers of talking to strangers about madness. So when you’re discussing something as truly insane as ...
2023-08-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Tuesdays are mine, forever. Time to celebrate. Summon the wheel.
Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!
...
2023-08-29 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s 1990; a toy company executive stands in front of a large piece of paper that says “girls?” Rumors abound that selling things to girls can generate money, but what things? They tried hiri...
2023-08-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post