Have you ever wondered how you could get your own sex worker without paying them? Like a How To guide for getting a topless… intern? Indentured lap servant? No, I'm making it sound evil. What I mean is, y...
2023-12-01 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1986, comic book writer, artist, editor, and amateur human cannonball Craig Stormon started his own comic imprint. It was called Blue Comet Press, and there were only a quarter million problems. One loom...
2023-11-30 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Modern self defense is mostly YouTube instructionals where scrawny Canadians in denim vests try to ninja out of gangland executions. It’s ridiculous, everyone knows none of it would work in real life. Eve...
2023-11-29 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway plays the podcasting trumpet, summoning Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, to watch the forgotten Canadian Mr. T show, T and T. 2023-11-29 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway makes Seanbaby and guest, Zak Koonce, play I PITY THE FALL, HANNIBAL. A game that, let's face it, was mostly the name.
2023-11-29 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
No one. I’m not sure this book exists.
I feel weight, and see text. The pages smell like unwashed fur and e...
2023-11-28 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Novelty waffle makers are The Blob of capitalism. I started noticing them here and there in the early 2000s. A Yoda, or a Mickey Mouse waving at you from your morning pastry is fine and cute, but things hav...
2023-11-27 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The "worst of all time" has been applied so casually to so many things for so many years it's all but meaningless. And yet when I come across a Worst Something of All Time, there's still a part of me that w...
2023-11-24 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Meet The Saskatchewan Wheat Pool Adventurer’s Club!
“This can’t be exactly what it looks like,...
2023-11-23 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Do me a favor: close your eyes. I know, I know, but please, just trust me on this. Go ahead, close ‘em. Okay, are they closed? Hey, your mother sucks cocks in Hell and does a really bad job of it. Okay, g...
2023-11-22 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby sends Brockway and guest, Katie Goldin, straight to Haunted Insane Asylum Minigun Prison for the crime of loving 2023-11-22 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Find out more about Charles Bronson lookalike Robert Bronzi! Like how did he get his role in Escape From Death Block 13? How did he get his start in acting? What did he do before his acting career? What does he now regard as a curse? See answer key below!
One question haunts a comedy/satire/penis simile career: What's your solution?
“Where’s your...
2023-11-21 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I've found the dating game show our generation deserves. Do we want it? Absolutely not. It abandons everything we know about dating shows. It isn't going through the motions of a "social experiment" in orde...
2023-11-20 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 8 of Mountain Mon...
2023-11-20 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway: Ctom, the diaper-chewing maniac behind The President Goes to Heaven, seems to believe every conspiracy theory at once, plus several more he made up. Every one of his idea...
2023-11-17 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
For a brief period in the 1980s, American cinema was very worried about yuppies. Specifically, whether or not yuppies were happy. If you didn’t grow up in the 1980s or have never watched a stand-up specia...
2023-11-16 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The other day, I became less aware of gum disease. How? I listened to Alex Rodriguez.
Gah! Him again. Many Am...
2023-11-15 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway grants magnificent power to Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann: 2023-11-15 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway corners Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann, to scream the unhinged editorials of Blue Comet Press EIC Craig Stormon at them until they die from it. Tom does!
2023-11-15 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I had a solid October. Sleeping more, eating better, ignoring chain letters, moving to 66th 6th Avenue, buying a clock stuck at 4:44 PM on Friday the 13th, hurling broken mirrors into flocks of ravens, givi...
2023-11-14 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We need to talk about Gorgo, the troubled teenage Godzilla. You might have heard of the 1961 British Gorgo film if you're a true connoisseur of the arts, but did you know there was also a 23 issue Gorgo spi...
2023-11-13 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
2020 was a strange and difficult year for everybody. Who today can forget the battles that raged throughout Empire City between the forces of law and powerful criminal gangs which saw robotic dogs and laser...
2023-11-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everybody you might know i recently cured myself of a cripplin monkeyaphobia by usin compassionite exposure and i...
2023-11-09 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, I’m not a complicated man (although “man” is strong, lately I’ve been trying to discover a sense of gender identity inside me that really rings true, and wondering if in fact I’m one who doe...
2023-11-08 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby wanted to do an enti...
2023-11-08 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby teaches Brockway and guest, David Bell, all about the joys of learning until their fucking ears bleed.
2023-11-08 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid took off when Scholastic read “underdog story” in their own junior dictionary, and gave it a shot. Some kids related. This made veteran author Jocko Willink furious...
2023-11-07 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The week after Halloween is the perfect time to discuss The King’s Hawaiian Sweet Rolls Halloween Movie because, as I’ve mentioned several times in my articles before, no one can stop me. In 2018, King...
2023-11-06 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 7 of Mountain &nbs...
2023-11-06 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post